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Offline Lunavasser

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Survey: correct genitalia measurement
« on: 20/06/2006 07:06:29 »
Interestingly enough, past surveys have shown male genitalia gets smaller from the teens into the early twenties. Conclusion, boasters are cheating. The men are honest.

So, to correctly measure your genitalia the measurement should first be taken in centmetres down to the millimetre. Resting not pushing the thin ruler at the base of the penis where it joins the body at the top. Top base. Measuring up to the urethra, or eye. At at time when the penis is fully erect and the lobe shining smooth, the polished look. But not while it is being firmly grasped but the while full effort is there to make it erect. For sure fully erect.

At least at first no taking into account curvature.

Thus measuring distance from base, to a point a straight line into the ruler from the urethra.

Later conversion can be made into inches. When I did this, I was a little bothered from miscalculation, getting in at four inches, three to one instead of 2.41. Relieved to come in at 5.01 with correct maths. Women apparently prefer the five to six inch range. This is not the length priority of the seventies. Khul.

I am also desirous to survey the relaxed time clitoric position in centimetres, ie, where does it begin and end in centimetres.

Thus average lengths... can be measured and in proportion to height.

Please include here you height, age and measurements with honesty. Also your race. European, Asian, Indian, African... Averages and ratios can be calculated later.

Self example: Age 34, height 168.8 cm, penis length 12.75 cm. Slight curvature. Race 85% European.

Thank you for your cooperation science guys!

Stimulus, psyche and meditation pose more questions than answers.
« Last Edit: 20/06/2006 07:18:41 by Lunavasser »


 

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Re: Survey: correct genitalia measurement
« Reply #1 on: 20/06/2006 22:00:19 »
Who's going first :)

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Re: Survey: correct genitalia measurement
« Reply #2 on: 21/06/2006 03:23:01 »
Personally, I believe the questioner , Lunavasser, should lead by example..........:)

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Re: Survey: correct genitalia measurement
« Reply #3 on: 21/06/2006 03:50:06 »
HE DID

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Self example: Age 34, height 168.8 cm, penis length 12.75 cm. Slight curvature. Race 85% European.


:)

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Re: Survey: correct genitalia measurement
« Reply #4 on: 21/06/2006 04:35:54 »
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Originally posted by ukmicky

HE DID

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Self example: Age 34, height 168.8 cm, penis length 12.75 cm. Slight curvature. Race 85% European.


:)

Michael



..........DOH !!

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Re: Survey: correct genitalia measurement
« Reply #5 on: 21/06/2006 13:23:20 »
ill bite the bullet ive nothing to hide and no self respect to lose

age 23  height 1.73m length 190.5 slight curvature 100% caucasion

J.B.S Haldane on the perforated eardrums which were a consequence of his pressure experiments "the drum generally heals up; and if a hole remains in it, although one is somewhat deaf, one can blow tobacco smoke out of  the ear in question, which is a social accomplishment".
 

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Re: Survey: correct genitalia measurement
« Reply #6 on: 22/06/2006 04:08:54 »
1 inch = 2.54 cm.

19.05 divided by 2.54 = 7.5 inches.

Interested here in what women will say.

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Re: Survey: correct genitalia measurement
« Reply #7 on: 22/06/2006 20:25:42 »
im 9 feet tall and have a 2 inch penis. women can please me with 2 fingers while their standing up.
 

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Re: Survey: correct genitalia measurement
« Reply #8 on: 05/07/2006 01:48:42 »
what if ur penis has a curve to it? how can you measure then!?!?!?
 

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Re: Survey: correct genitalia measurement
« Reply #9 on: 05/07/2006 02:03:11 »
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Originally posted by dannyjames

what if ur penis has a curve to it? how can you measure then!?!?!?





Place it on a table with the curved section pointing upwards , then place a large and

very heavy weight on top of the curved section taking care that nobody is watching

then measure it as per normal.Or if for some reason you are having trouble getting it up :)

on the table you could take a long  piece of string (sorry thinking of me)

Take a short piece of string and careful place it along the length of the

penis against the inner curved section first then around the top and back along the

outside of the curve back to the base , then measure how long the piece of string is and

divide by two.

PS
Remember to use the metric system of measurement as it better for measuring small things, unfortuanatly i'm still stuck with using the old Imperial system but i have my reasons:D

SORRY DANNY:)

Michael
« Last Edit: 05/07/2006 02:26:32 by ukmicky »
 

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Re: Survey: correct genitalia measurement
« Reply #10 on: 05/07/2006 02:28:00 »
im from america so the metric system means nothing to me. i think ill just break my dick and measure it, and hope that science has gone far enough to repair penises.
 

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Re: Survey: correct genitalia measurement
« Reply #11 on: 05/07/2006 03:25:25 »
Bent dicks (Latin :PeniArcBendiness)..are notoriously difficult to measure.

One usually accomplishes the calculation via a variety of methods.

 One of the most popular and trustworthy methods is the candle factory method. Pop down to your local candle factory and roger a wax mould senseless !! obtain a hand from one of the female staff to assist if necessary (before security is called) to aid stability. A good tip here is to provide ear muffs for the factory staff as humping a hot wax mould can bring tears to ones eyes and is acccompanied by screams of  " Oh My Gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd ".........and generally a lot of huffing and puffing !!...but this is normal and to be expected.

 Providing the  factory staff with ear muffs displays courtesy and care on your part. However, it also determines the predetermination of the act should this go to court !

Hump the wax and then pour cold water into the mould to set. Escape to home and then , with the now hardened wax mould, fill with jelly. Place in fridge. When set, empty onto plate and straighten. Voila !!..you now have a life size straightened jelly dick which you measure with ease.




Serve with ice cream.

Glad I could help .


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