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Re: Rubber-Johnny 2.0
« Reply #1 on: 26/03/2013 16:04:37 »
I had to read this bit again:
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“have a testable hypothesis,
I thought I read 'testatable' first time around.

Should have gone to Specsavers! Ooer, I did! Or at least, I think I did. Not sure why I came out with a pound of sausages though???

The problem here is that its not just birth control which is required, it is more a case of preventing STDs, and for that you need an effective and reliable barrier. How about a brick wall?

The ol' rubber-Johnny needs to be a tight fit if it is to stay in place during a damn good bonk intercourse. Skin to skin contact must be avoided, so the only thing I can think of is loose fitting pair of rubber pants with a Tommy Dangler appendige pipe.

Sorry, I'm not going any further, I just know if I do, this post will end up in the gutter.
 

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Re: Rubber-Johnny 2.0
« Reply #2 on: 26/03/2013 18:24:30 »
How about a vending machine with a 3D printer which manufacturers a bespoke Johnny.  :)
You'd have to stick more than a couple of quid in it though to provide it with the measurements.
 

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Re: Rubber-Johnny 2.0
« Reply #3 on: 27/03/2013 10:18:05 »
GOOD GRIEF!!!!

I say, old chap, don't you think it bad enough that some blokes already seem to have great trouble keeping it in their pants without inviting them to whip it out and stick it in a measuring device? They'll be queueing up outside the chemist (drug store).

I can see it now; "Mine's bigger than your-orrs, ner-ner nah ner-ner". " Step aside 'tiny', let a real man in. Better make sure the latex bottle is full for my John Thomas".

But wait! Actually, you could be on to something here, RD. If the measuring machine were made to look and react like a woman, perhaps they could negate the desire for a real woman. Self de-contaminating sex androids with computer generated vocals. Yes, I can see it now........ "H-e-l-l-o  b-i-g  b-o-y.  D-o  y-o-u  w-a-n-t  s-o-m-e  f-u-n?

I think I'd better go lay down in a darkened room. I just knew this was destined for the gutter.
 

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