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Evilest invention ever!
« on: 23/04/2013 02:28:28 »
Imagine in your head this, your a so called "terrorist" in a common room chilling out, everything is peaceful then out of no were something kicks in your door, your like WTF but all you see is a black cloud of smoke gushing into the room and for a split second you see the silhouette of a man wearing a gas-mask with a glowing red eye within the smoke, then the smoke engulfs the entire room and everything goes dark in the panic induced within 5 seconds you get your gun and shoot blindly into the smoke but nothing your gun runs out of ammo and you look into the smoke and see the silhouette of the man with the glowing red eye approach you then he hits you over the head and captures you.

A true nightmare to behold, and it is real, the military has invented this death machine and its simple too, it is a fairly large smoke machine fastened to a special armor that has pores all over it that shoot smoke in all directions at high pressure.
when used in combination with a gas-mask and thermal vision scopes located on an eye and on a gun. the soldier can use the smoke as cover and see and fight within the smoke.

I didn't find out about this on the internet, my uncle is a high clearance MP working in fort hood his job is to guard this large building were they are testing it among other things and he saw it in action, its not classified but its not like their telling anybody about it.  The developers are calling it the next generation of
"storm troopers" Because of how it looks, this is how my uncle told me about it and I quote.

"This machine is like a storm of death, it makes a storm cloud of black smoke, the flashes and crackling of gunfire are like thunder and lightning and it rains down a hail of lead death."

He told me that it was dubbed "project dark army" the inventor supposedly said that the goal of this dark army is to blot out the sun to conquer city ofter city nothing could ever hope to stand fighting chance. He then did an evil laugh and said it will mean an end to the war on terror.

I was shocked to hear this story, I can believe it too because of how low tech it is. the fact that its more then possible for this story to be true and the fact that when my uncle told this to me I had never seen him so wide eyed before.

Plus an evil weapon developing military mad scientist in the center of the story had supposedly worked on poison gas technology in the past so this thing could potentially blast out poison smoke!  World war three is coming up if you didn't know
between the power gobbling United states and China, all hell will break loose when America invades Iran our lives may become drenched in the horror and inhumanity that will ensue, brace your selves for WW#3

A hard thing to grasp with the mind to know that they have invented things that are much worse like the atom bomb here in the USA, among other deadly things
nobody could prepare for something like that and I bet they have even more deadly
technology classified or not in the armies of the world. What will you do when your country is the bad guy in world war 3?  Chances are you'll support the crap out of them like we have been doing for the longest time, right now America has invaded all of these nations its like when Germany took over the Chech Slavic nation and got away with it, When we take over Iran it will be like Germany taking over Poland.
Iran's allies including china are not going to take it any more, and unleash that which they hoped they would never have to unleash.  The End
« Last Edit: 23/04/2013 07:03:32 by ScientificSorcerer »


 

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Re: Evilest invention ever!
« Reply #1 on: 23/04/2013 05:55:05 »
[Mod:This is better suited to "Chat" than Technology.]

Smoke bombs have been in use for decades.  No doubt it is being perfected for use as an offensive weapon. 

And, of course, whoever has the element of surprise has the upper hand.
 

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Re: Evilest invention ever!
« Reply #2 on: 23/04/2013 12:07:58 »
If I were a 'so called "terrorist" in a common room chilling out', I would hardly expect a member of the security forces to approach me bearing a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates.

This smoke screen is hardly a 'death machine' and if I've been spraying the room with lead from a machine gun, capture by a bonk on the bonce hardly gives me room to complain.

By the way, if your uncle is an MP disclosing information which the authorities would prefer to keep to themselves, then perhaps instead of telling us about it, you should have told the military that your uncle is a blabbermouth.

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He told me that it was dubbed "project dark army" the inventor supposedly said that the goal of this dark army is to blot out the sun to conquer city ofter city nothing could ever hope to stand fighting chance. He then did an evil laugh and said it will mean an end to the war on terror.

Hmm, methinks the wind might blow the smoke away. Oh and by the way, smoke has a tendency to rise, not cling to ground level. I think your uncle might be (as we say here in England) 'pulling your plonka'.

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What will you do when your country is the bad guy in world war 3?

You may recall that the USA and UK stood accused, by their own people, of concocting stories about Iraq to justify the invasion. Many innocent people died as a result, but many more were set free from a regime which was openly prejudice against a large proportion of Iraqis. Though the means may have justified the end, the Labour Party in the UK and the Republican Party in the USA, eventually paid for their sins by being voted out of office by the people. An outcome which could never have happened in Iraq under the rule of the Ba'ath Party.

I do not defend the democracy of the USA, UK and others, it does have faults, but at least we can do something about it. Democracy is ever-changing, even if we do sometimes change for the worse, the people have the final say in which way we go. The same cannot be said for the people of Iran and China, though I think the Chinese are on the first steps to the realisation that the will of the people cannot be suppressed for ever.

I would suggest that you quit your USA bashing and come to realise how lucky you are to live in a nation where such rhetoric is free to be expressed, rather than one where it would land you in serious trouble with the authorities and might well lead to your dissappearance.
 

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Re: Evilest invention ever!
« Reply #3 on: 23/04/2013 12:55:25 »
....... Germany took over the Chech Slavic nation and got away with it,

Hmmm, I seem to recall there being a bit of a kerfuffle over this and the invasion of Poland, something about WWII if I am not mistaken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtJ_zbz1NyY
« Last Edit: 23/04/2013 13:02:59 by Don_1 »
 

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