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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #25 on: 18/06/2003 00:47:31 »
Well Ian's Daddy, I think that if you discuss the calories in semen at Thanksgiving dinner the other guests will think that you are the turkey:D.
 

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #26 on: 18/06/2003 05:27:17 »
No doubt, but that's what they already think anyway. I think I'll bring it up just to keep my status in the family...hehehe :)
 

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #27 on: 18/06/2003 11:41:29 »
Donnah, where you been we have not seen much of you over the last few days. Hope your well.

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #28 on: 18/06/2003 22:28:22 »
Exodus, very observant of you.  I was knocked down for a bit with a nasty sinus infection.  How does that song go..."I get knocked down but I get up again, no, you're never gonna keep me down"?  Actually, the word nasty as used above is probably redundant.
 

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #29 on: 25/01/2005 18:19:12 »
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Originally posted by Quantumcat

Isn't it amazing how many people have viewed this? 11097... the others below are only 150-200.

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Its a comforting fact to know how many young ladies (don't tell me taht they may not be young or ladies.... I have an image in my head and I want to keep it damnit!!) are concerned enough to be researching the nutritional information of semen.  why don't i ever seem to meet any of them??[:p]

yes I know this is an old thread, I'm not sure how i ever missed it back in teh day.....   I was just looking over the most read threads and couldn't believe what a comanding lead it had. (plus i kinda whnted to know the answer [:I])

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #30 on: 29/01/2005 03:00:13 »
MayoFlyFarmer - Ah, but you presume they are worred about consuming it... maybe they are looking for an excuse not to consume it?
 

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #31 on: 01/02/2005 15:59:48 »
like I said.... DON'T BURST MY BUBBLE!!!! [:(!]

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #32 on: 01/02/2005 19:55:24 »
...about 5 calories a teaspoon......the average ejaculate being 15-20 calories.....

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #33 on: 02/02/2005 01:12:17 »
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Originally posted by chris

I made the mistake of buying a jar of decaff instead of normal coffee and suffered terrible withdrawal effects including headaches, lethargy, inability to get going in the mornings. I only discovered the problem when I bought some proper coffee which cured me instantly !!
Chris, as a doctor you were probably searching for a diagnosis of your symptoms.  Do you remember what you suspected[?]

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #34 on: 22/02/2005 15:12:36 »
Huh, that's really interesting. Around 20 calories. Not bad! I'm not saying what I'll be doing more of! [:p]
Thanks guys ;)
« Last Edit: 22/02/2005 15:13:38 by Sadie »
 

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« Reply #35 on: 22/02/2005 16:00:55 »
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Originally posted by Sadie

Huh, that's really interesting. Around 20 calories. Not bad! I'm not saying what I'll be doing more of! [:p]
Thanks guys ;)



oh go on !!;)

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #36 on: 22/02/2005 17:30:29 »
Good low cal substitute for mayo??? Could call it Spunk-U-Light

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #37 on: 22/02/2005 22:02:47 »
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Originally posted by Ultima

Good low cal substitute for mayo??? Could call it Spunk-U-Light

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and WHAT, may I ask, is wrong with MAYO??!!

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« Reply #38 on: 22/02/2005 22:03:45 »
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Originally posted by Sadie

Huh, that's really interesting. Around 20 calories. Not bad! I'm not saying what I'll be doing more of! [:p]
Thanks guys ;)



If you need any extra pursuasion, just remember its 20 calories of pure protien!!! ;)  

(some guy out there should REALLY thank us!)

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #39 on: 01/03/2005 11:26:01 »
Switched from hi-test to decaf a few months ago due to acute acid reflux/reflex. Headaches at first, then began mixing half and half until headaches and acid refl. passed. Worked for me. bph

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #40 on: 29/06/2005 11:07:42 »
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Originally posted by neilep
oh go on !!;)



HaHa!! :D I'll leave it to your imagination! [8D]
 

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #41 on: 29/06/2005 11:10:04 »
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Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer
If you need any extra pursuasion, just remember its 20 calories of pure protien!!! ;)  

(some guy out there should REALLY thank us!)



oOo! Protein, I could use some of that being such a small girl!
Yeah, I hear no thanks from any men! [:p]
 

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #42 on: 29/06/2005 12:52:46 »
i think Neil's overestimated a bit with the 20. The actual figure is more like 4 or 5. But perhaps, as they say in Australia, Neil's merely more of a spunk than everyone else ?!

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #43 on: 03/10/2005 03:28:31 »
I have heard! semen is salty, why is that then, is it to preserve it for future use

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #44 on: 03/10/2005 03:36:31 »
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Originally posted by ukmicky

I have heard! semen is salty, why is that then, is it to preserve it for future use

Michael                                      



Well, that's the last time I swim in the sea :)...however,..the salt taste is not always prevalent...sometimes it's sweet (ish)....savoury (ish)......and don't bloody jump to conclusions how I know this...;)

..and you don't want to get it in your eyes !!..hey !..i bet that's related to the salt thing !

yep, but why is it salty ?..interesting question michael..



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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #45 on: 11/10/2005 13:38:34 »
I arrived on this topic by looking at the "Top 25 Most Read Topics" I found under Site Statistics (at the top of this page).

Of the top 10, three are about semen and one is about masturbation.

I'm sure that says something profound about the users of the Naked Scientists forum.

(Or does it just imply that most visitors to the site are people who have been surfing for words like "semen" and "naked"?)

(Yes, OK, I admit it, I first found Naked Scientists by doing a google search on the word "naked".)


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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #46 on: 11/10/2005 17:08:02 »
Very good question as to why semen is salty. I would like to hear an answer to this, because I have a theory about the source of sodium and other ions in semen.

Please supply an answer if you know the subject

 

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« Reply #47 on: 14/03/2008 21:15:46 »
how has calories in sperm got into the conversation of coffee n beans lol......but i got told once it had 3000 calories lol




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How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #48 on: 01/04/2008 03:59:22 »
I do find it at least mildly entertaining to read at the top of this page...


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oOo! Protein, I could use some of that being such a small girl!


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