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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #25 on: 28/07/2006 15:25:44 »
Good Morning Sir Neil! hope you are enjoying a blissfull afternoon!

1.I was able to manage 5 hours of sleep, and feel some better this morning!
2.I sure hope your vacation gets you some rest, probably not, but it is my wish for you anyways!
3.I am trying to figure out what to do this weekend. I believe I will tear this room apart and give it a makeover. Needs a face lift me thinks!
4.My children are cutting up one of their old cars in my driveway, so they can take it to the scrap yard,YAAAAY! That would be one down and about 5 to go!!!Boys, gotta love em!
5. hummmmm! can't think of anything else to say Sir, so have a great day, and we miss your great posts......your friend Karen
 

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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #26 on: 28/07/2006 17:29:25 »
Good Morning Neilly!

1) Jealous of Karen getting an hour more than me!
2)Deciding to take off most of this day and go in later...
3)sending you a little ditty to make you appreciate even the extreme heat there...

A TEXAS BLESSING Note: If you are not a resident of TEXAS or never have lived in the hot, humid Southwest you may not understand the weight of this blessing!

Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry.

Please keep it cool in mid-July.

Bless the walls where termites dine,

While ants and roaches march in time.

Bless our yard where spiders pass

Fire ant castles in the grass.

Bless the garage, a home to please

Carpenter beetles, ticks and fleas.

Bless the love bugs, two by two, the gnats and mosquitoes that feed on you.

Millions of creatures that fly or crawl, in TEXAS, Lord, you've put them all!!

But this is home, and here we'll stay,

So thank you Lord, for insect spray.

 HOLD IT............there's more....................

YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS  IN JULY WHEN. . .

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

 The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron!

The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk. Ah, what a place to call home.

God Bless Our State of TEXAS!!


"Lo" Loretta
 

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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #27 on: 29/07/2006 10:10:21 »
Well happy Friday friend, day 7 without you whittle cheeky grin!
1.Lorettas son michael found and recovering from pretty severe head wound trama!:(He will be ok, waiting for more information!
2.Everyone in forum danced and celebrated!:D:D:D:D
3.No cute songs for you tonight friend,as we had no circle or projects as it was Friday, much cleaning to complete! Sorry!:D
4.Tried to catch up mail surfed around through the forums!
5.Must say I am whipped, am going to retire now as it is 2:09 AM> I need some sleep. I realize my typos are many when I get tired.
6.Still cannot find moral for poor Michaels Moth.
7.The weather was cooler today, but nice. So now it is a bit cold, and I need to shut windows!
 Fun to you all friend, and enjoy, the sun,Don't work to hard!LOL
 

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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #28 on: 29/07/2006 13:31:03 »
Oopsssss....Neil I forgot to post when I made it in from my 2nd job last night....
1)New boss is sweet
2)Was pretty exhausted yesterday so did not go to first job.
3)I was onery to boss when she called about non important stuff on my cell while with my girlfriend...geez, then she called back again....and was a little shocked...(I am usually not rude, but since she was calling me on my off day, didn't know how to solve an easy issue...I was just so happy about my son, I just said, nah, no more using me like this....so I hung up...I have decided that if it is not an emergency on offdays or off time and she has been horrible I will have to ask her bossy to reimburse me for every nonpeak minute they use from the year before until now....or hire an attorney as this phone is my personal one...in other words people START CARING!!  LOL  
4)Girlfriend was shocked while we were out and told me her boss would never do that and then asked me who was whose manager...I told her I know, but this is how it is with her...
5)Danced like I never danced before...MICHAEL, MY BABYBEAR IS ALIVE, HE WILL BE FINE WITH SOME TIME AND NOT SURE IF HE WILL NEED REHAB OR NOT FOR GAIT, BUT HE WRITES PRETTY GOOD WITH HIS LETTER...JUST ABOUT  PERFECTLY...HAD TO TELL HIM ABOUT THE DENNY BREAK UP.
6)Denny IM"ed me...I IGNORED HIM YEAH!!!I am turning into a rude heifer...I felt bad...but had too.
7)I slept again until 5:30am about 3 hours..yeah!
8)Missing you Neilsy..
9)Missing you lots Neilsy.
10)Thinking of Neilsy everyday...
11)Trying to still keep Karen and you know that really bad girl Helena inline...whew...what a job you have! Misbehaving everyday!!!

Hope you are being good .... miss you much, just in case you didn't notice

"Lo" Loretta
« Last Edit: 29/07/2006 13:35:16 by moonfire »
 

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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #29 on: 29/07/2006 13:50:43 »

Dear Neilsy,
Missing you very much.
Don't beleive everything you read about me. LOL
Loretta's been mean to me, LOL. pls come home soon and spank her, and rescue me.LOL.

Love you lots.

Helena  xxx
 

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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #30 on: 29/07/2006 14:14:23 »

Dear Neilsy,

Missing you very much.

Don't beleive everything you read about me. LOL

Loretta's been mean to me, LOL. pls come home soon and spank her, and rescue me.LOL.

Love you lots.

Helena  xxx
 

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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #31 on: 29/07/2006 14:20:32 »
You see this Neilsy...I tell on Helena...and she wants you to punish me!!!  Incorrigible..I tell you...You know you can believe me...why would I give you any reason to not believe me...;-) You should at least ground her....for about a week or so...that should do it!  hehe

"Lo" Loretta
 

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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #32 on: 29/07/2006 14:57:25 »


...what was that you mentioned, handcuffs.?.... better not
go down that road.......you will miss me when I go on my
hols. wait and see.LOL.....if I don't get booted off !



Love you lots,

Helena   xxx


 

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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #33 on: 29/07/2006 16:50:35 »
Good Morning my very good friend! I sure hope you are really relaxing!
 I am missing you very much here on the forum! You need to come home and give us  a good posting or two for inspiration friend! I have thought about a good topic and have had no luck starting one, except for this, You really didn't need this one, as you know we all miss you, but my brain could not come up with a better idea! You Know Me! I will keep trying.

I have a little boyfriend that wants me to post a few science questions for the forum. He asked me to answer them, but what a joke!
Moi answer science questions! I thought you might enjoy these. Please any responses should come in 4 year old terms and not mentioning God as we cannot uses religious reference to a child at school!


1. Teacher why did god make all of the earths, and only make ours with plants and oxygen to breath in our lungs? Why did he make all the others with no oxygen or gravity? ( Get this, He is a 4 year old!)

2. Teacher how does the plants get that chlorophyll in them so we can breath oxygen?

3.How are we going to breath Gods oxygen if that place keeps cutting down Gods trees? ( points at truck company next door who hauls all the trees out in their trucks to go to the mill!)Yikes! Kid is really bright!

4.Do brown trees or Grass make oxygen for us to breath?

5.Teacher, Why do we have Gravity on this earth?

6.Teacher Karen,are we going to go live on the other planets, like Saturn?



Well as you can see this little fellow has some very good questions for his age and he reminds me abit of a cheeky little fellow we all know and love! Maybe someone can shoot me back a couple really simple answers , he will be thrilled you answered! He loves space and the like, I have already printed him a couple of photos from the other forums.

Any way Neil I miss you and will be so glad when you get home! Hope your holiday is refreshing and revitalizing!!!! Much love to you and family.....Karen
« Last Edit: 29/07/2006 16:56:40 by Karen W. »
 

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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #34 on: 30/07/2006 02:33:14 »
Dear Neil, I have missed you so much...wish you were here now to collect your hugs!!!

1)Helena is naughty again...she challenged me to a verbal dual!  The nerve!  LOL  
2)Did you see the handcuff remark....tsk, tsk...I have tried to teach her better you know forum ethics and all...there is no hope for the young lass...le sigh!
3)Karen is trying to pretend innocence...never believe that one would you?  LOL
4)No one else is brave enough to join in the fun yet...plus, you have lots of reading to do when you get back to catch up!  LOL
5)Hope Michael is okay, have not heard from him lately...
6)Sorry I have to cut this short and go to my 2nd job now...part two later babe!

Kisses and Schmisses!! We do Misses EWE!!!  LOL

"Lo" Loretta
 

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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #35 on: 30/07/2006 02:55:28 »
Hi lo l'm here. :)

Two jobs ,one job too many.

Michael
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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #36 on: 30/07/2006 07:51:53 »
Hi Michael...yep, I must agree...but I am now so bored with it...there is no challenge left...aaghh! Tired of being up all night not sleeping...may as well work?

Sorry Neil, we know this is your thread, but missed Michael too...don't be jealous!

1)I did notice Karen is wearing platinum stars now...wow!  You leave and someone is trying to take your job!  LOL
2)2nd job is so boring, that a church mouse would sin, repent, sin, repent...just to have some excitement in its life just talking to someone in confession!
3)Person up here is hilarious...mute and curse, mute and curse, mute and curse...I have laughed so much tonight...they get back on call sweet as pie...she is hilarious!  Billy is a church mouse I think...hehe...Supervisor early thought I was going to be stressed and thought I wouldn't be back...(They never worked at a place I used to before where it was grand central station of complaints!  LOL) In fact, a place I used to work at, called in and I had to tell him how their procedures were to do something with their allotments...hehe  
4)bored still, must go home in 2 minutes...catch you mice later!

Hugs!

"Lo" Loretta
 

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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #37 on: 30/07/2006 17:00:33 »
Good Morning stranger,
 Well, here goes;
1.Yesterday morning, signed on and posted a while and checked around.
2.Talked to George for a bit and communicated some fears of buttons!
3.deleted my first topic(on purpose)
4.Tried to edit my post and accidently pulled Loretta's, had to send it back unscathed! Such a rookie!
5.Talked to michael
6.Went to town and tried to get hair done, (Disaster)
7.Bought something nice for a friend!
8.Back on the computer posted some more  answeres a few emails
9.Tried to hunt done Helena and Loretta!
10.Wondered why some of those buttons are so dang close to the previous pagethingy at the top. They should move that up about 1/4 of an inch. Its so close it could spell diasater if you are sleepy!

Oh well, If I keep my head off the keyboard, things shoud be cool!No nodding off you know?
  You better be having lots of great fun SIR! Will be happy to see you back friend!! hugs......Karen
« Last Edit: 05/08/2006 19:08:39 by Karen W. »
 

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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #38 on: 30/07/2006 17:13:42 »
Good Morning Neil darling!

1) Missing you much more than yesterday and more yesterday than the day before...
2) Slept 4 hours again...2nd job must be boring me so bad...ick..
3)Karen shouldn't deleted her topic, it was probably juicy!
4) Don't believe Karern accidently pulled mine..hehe, I am sure she wanted to scathe it!  LOL  
5) Hoping the girl Maria who worked last night will be there tonight to amuse me with her mute and cursing action...okay, not that I care for cursing, but you had to watch the action....she sat across from me...hehe When I was on the phone with a customer, I had to mute while laughing my butt off every other minute or so...it wasn't one call, but every call!!!!  She just wanted to play on internet or email...it was busy for the first 2 hours, and after 11pm it was ssslllloooowwww!  Bossy seemed happy I came in 45 mins early...of course, I have an agenda...lol I can work up to 30hrs a week...7 nights a week at 4 hours is only 28..if i hit 30 I can leave early or not come in...like that...
6)Cutting this short as you will need time to read all of your mail when you get back and then read these posts...make sure you take notes...maybe we will post advice about different things...
7)If you spill wine on your favourite hawaiian shirt..first run it under cold water or dab quickly so it will not set the stain, then shout it out or if that doesn't work, grab permanent markers and color the flower petals or anything else that might need extra color[^]!  LOL

Bye Babes!

"Lo" Loretta
« Last Edit: 30/07/2006 17:19:02 by moonfire »
 

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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #39 on: 30/07/2006 19:10:39 »

Dearest darling Neilsy,

   Take no notice of Loretta, you know I miss you the most.

If we've been bad while you were away, it was all Loretta's fault.
I don't do bad stuff.

Love you lots

Helena   xxxx






 

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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #40 on: 30/07/2006 19:15:30 »
Dont worry ,He'll be back soon :) :)

Neil what ever you got, i want some:D

Michael
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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #41 on: 30/07/2006 19:37:16 »


We love you too Michael, but absence makes

the heart grow fonder. LOL


Love you lots

Helena  xxxxxxxxxxxxx



 

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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #42 on: 30/07/2006 21:05:20 »
Ah Michael, I will Make sure we have a "WHILE YOU WERE AWAY" topic for you, when you leave on Vacation also. You are  great and alot of fun!! We will miss you also!!! Don't you know that by now!!! hugs friend.....Karen
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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #43 on: 30/07/2006 21:20:31 »


Good idea Karen, let's do 'while you were away'
for Michael.

Can I have one too when I go away to keep track of
everyone.


Love you lots

Helena  xxx


 

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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #44 on: 30/07/2006 21:37:54 »
Sure!! NO PROB! Let me know when you leave friend!

......Karen
 

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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #45 on: 30/07/2006 21:53:43 »


Thank you, I will let you have the dates when

I know them.


Love you lots

Helena   xxx


 

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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #46 on: 31/07/2006 00:51:34 »
Dear Neil,

The nerve of that young lady!!!  Well, I never....seen such!  She doesn't do bad stuff...hmmmm, maybe someone should get a FPI! That would prove otherwise~;-) Now she wants to blame me for her badness....yes, I am bad, but I don't make people misbehave...hehe...(notice she said, "we" instead of herself???)

Don't worry Michael...you have some of it too!!

"Lo" Loretta
 

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« Reply #47 on: 31/07/2006 00:52:36 »
Okey Dokey ARTICHOKY!....Karen
 

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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #48 on: 31/07/2006 01:34:30 »
okay and not bengay...I know, I know...kinda stupid...lol

"Lo" Loretta
 

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Re: Neil, While you were away!
« Reply #49 on: 31/07/2006 02:36:54 »
What Did I miss! That one shot right over my head!.....Karen
 

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