The Naked Scientists

The Naked Scientists Forum

Author Topic: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)  (Read 36179 times)

Offline neilep

  • Withdrawnmist
  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *******
  • Posts: 20602
  • Thanked: 8 times
    • View Profile
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #125 on: 03/10/2006 03:10:09 »
quote:
Originally posted by Karen W.

Neil, Nothing about you is normal... Thats why we wuvs ya!! You make me laugh!! Fires warm.. Is it stormin there too?
Karen



Hi Karen Mam,

What I had for supper is causing a storm in my tummy !!...and you know what that means ?...Tornado season in my pants ?




*Note to self:   Why oh why oh why do you continue to give too much info ?*

*Note to self:   Why do you keep writing ' note to selfs' ?*

*Note to self about writing note to selfs:   stop writing silly 'note to selfs '*

*Note to self: Ok*

*Note to self:   See a psychiatrist*


Men are the same as women, just inside out !
 

Offline Karen W.

  • Moderator
  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *****
  • Posts: 31653
  • Thanked: 5 times
  • "come fly with me"
    • View Profile
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #126 on: 03/10/2006 03:17:38 »
I hope you feel better... I ate to much KFC last night for Dinner !! Yousa... I really hope your tum tum feeling better soon as tummy upset is the worst!!Big Hugs and a nice rub for the old tummy! Rub in small circles around tummy and navel area, must be lying on back, relax,  will relieve the upset some!

Karen
« Last Edit: 03/10/2006 17:21:54 by Karen W. »
 

Offline Mirage

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 2733
  • Dry Hump anyone?
    • View Profile
    • http://brokenzanymind.blogspot.com/
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #127 on: 03/10/2006 17:24:29 »
quote:
Originally posted by Gaia

quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

I guess I am a traditional woman....LOL  Give me a fireplace...not for the warmth of it...hehe

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta




Sounds like one of my day dreams.......a gorgeous fireplace in a beautiful log cabin in the mountains some place, away from everyone apart from having someone special there...... I will pick this up tomorrow ;)

-------------------------
Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most



Sounds gorgeous, just don't forget the lovely soft rug...



Gaia  xxx



Definitely a lovely soft rug, an ice bucket with a nice chilled bottle of white wine (I don't like champagne and not really a fan of red wine) . There would also be a lovely sofa that you can sink into. There with a special person, snuggle up together with a glass of wine, chatting with only the fire giving the room light. A tender kiss, and a most memorable night. The cabin would have a lovely old stove, not sure what they are called, I would cook, yes I know, a little risky, but sausages, eggs, bacon and beans are easy ;) but a nice breakfast in bed. The bed itself would have to be a beautiful 4 poster bed, soft pillows and quilt, a beautiful native american indian blanket to help keep us warm.
Nearby there would be a small stream and a lake. We would go fishing, collect some more fire wood and retire back to the cabin. Stoke up the fire, and snuggle up while reading our favourite book.....Oh, not forgetting with a lovely cup of hot coco with marshmallows in ;)

-------------------------
Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
 

Offline Mirage

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 2733
  • Dry Hump anyone?
    • View Profile
    • http://brokenzanymind.blogspot.com/
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #128 on: 03/10/2006 17:28:08 »
quote:
Originally posted by neilep

quote:
Originally posted by Karen W.

Neil, Nothing about you is normal... Thats why we wuvs ya!! You make me laugh!! Fires warm.. Is it stormin there too?
Karen



Hi Karen Mam,

What I had for supper is causing a storm in my tummy !!...and you know what that means ?...Tornado season in my pants ?




*Note to self:   Why oh why oh why do you continue to give too much info ?*

*Note to self:   Why do you keep writing ' note to selfs' ?*

*Note to self about writing note to selfs:   stop writing silly 'note to selfs '*

*Note to self: Ok*

*Note to self:   See a psychiatrist*


Men are the same as women, just inside out !





-------------------------
Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
 

Offline Karen W.

  • Moderator
  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *****
  • Posts: 31653
  • Thanked: 5 times
  • "come fly with me"
    • View Profile
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #129 on: 03/10/2006 17:29:16 »
Jeesh Daniel, I am drooling... I love hot cocoa with whipped cream or a marshmellow in it!

Karen
 

Offline moonfire

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4597
  • Can't stand the heat, step away from the fire!
    • View Profile
    • http://www.m2global.com/stormdiamonds
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #130 on: 03/10/2006 17:31:25 »
Minus the marshemellowie and you have a winner with hot cocoa with whipped cream and a few chocolate shavings...mmmmm

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
 

Offline Mirage

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 2733
  • Dry Hump anyone?
    • View Profile
    • http://brokenzanymind.blogspot.com/
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #131 on: 03/10/2006 17:36:06 »
How about with some cinnamon in it as well?

-------------------------
Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
 

Offline moonfire

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4597
  • Can't stand the heat, step away from the fire!
    • View Profile
    • http://www.m2global.com/stormdiamonds
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #132 on: 03/10/2006 17:51:45 »
mmmmm, mesa jar jar binks..hehe  I wub luv cinnamon

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
 

Offline neilep

  • Withdrawnmist
  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *******
  • Posts: 20602
  • Thanked: 8 times
    • View Profile
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #133 on: 03/10/2006 19:50:25 »
oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!

Cinnamon is the spice of the devil's sperm !!

oh yeuchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!...how many times have I had to lean over to the next table and heave my dinner into the lap of some 8 year old girl because I've had apple pie with cinnamon in it !!...

...and this is just how sicko you lot are....You even make cinnamon flavoured chewing gum !!....back with you *holds up a crucifix*....back to the hell holes that spawned such a foul tasting offensive loathsome piece of putrid phlegm of devils scrotum juice !!!!!


Men are the same as women, just inside out !
 

Offline Mirage

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 2733
  • Dry Hump anyone?
    • View Profile
    • http://brokenzanymind.blogspot.com/
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #134 on: 03/10/2006 20:09:47 »
So, you don't like cinnamon then

-------------------------
Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
 

Offline Gaia

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 397
    • View Profile
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #135 on: 03/10/2006 21:00:53 »
quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

quote:
Originally posted by Gaia

quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

I guess I am a traditional woman....LOL  Give me a fireplace...not for the warmth of it...hehe

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta




Sounds like one of my day dreams.......a gorgeous fireplace in a beautiful log cabin in the mountains some place, away from everyone apart from having someone special there...... I will pick this up tomorrow ;)

-------------------------
Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most



Sounds gorgeous, just don't forget the lovely soft rug...



Gaia  xxx



Definitely a lovely soft rug, an ice bucket with a nice chilled bottle of white wine (I don't like champagne and not really a fan of red wine) . There would also be a lovely sofa that you can sink into. There with a special person, snuggle up together with a glass of wine, chatting with only the fire giving the room light. A tender kiss, and a most memorable night. The cabin would have a lovely old stove, not sure what they are called, I would cook, yes I know, a little risky, but sausages, eggs, bacon and beans are easy ;) but a nice breakfast in bed. The bed itself would have to be a beautiful 4 poster bed, soft pillows and quilt, a beautiful native american indian blanket to help keep us warm.
Nearby there would be a small stream and a lake. We would go fishing, collect some more fire wood and retire back to the cabin. Stoke up the fire, and snuggle up while reading our favourite book.....Oh, not forgetting with a lovely cup of hot coco with marshmallows in ;)

-------------------------
Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most




me, me, me, me, me please!!!!!

Gaia  xxx
 

Offline Mirage

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 2733
  • Dry Hump anyone?
    • View Profile
    • http://brokenzanymind.blogspot.com/
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #136 on: 03/10/2006 21:17:53 »
You likey then ;)

-------------------------
Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
 

Offline tony6789

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 1127
    • View Profile
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #137 on: 03/10/2006 21:21:50 »
lol

NEVER! underestimate youth
 

Offline neilep

  • Withdrawnmist
  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *******
  • Posts: 20602
  • Thanked: 8 times
    • View Profile
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #138 on: 03/10/2006 21:35:40 »
First, I'd get her to shovel the snow from the door and then carry all the bags. Once inside, she has to clean the place from top to bottom whilst I lay down and put my feet up. But before that, she's outside chopping up wood !..all the time she is compliant and appreciative.

So, once she's got the fire burning, I'm on the soft fluffy rug and she on the bare wooden floor getting splinters. Then it's time for even more romance...I look into her eyes and say to her that I have four special words that I want to ask her....we're all so glazed that we're lost within the pools of our eyes....I move towards her and all that we can hear is the crackling of the wood upon the fire...she's waiting these four special wonderful words... four special sensitive words that she has waited for all day since she was up at 3am cleaning my boots with her tongue and sewing the holes in my garments via candlelight...leaning over to gently nibble her ear lobe and to say to her' Get your tits out ?'.......:)



But you all knew long before...that it was gonna end with crud like that !!......lets be honest here..I don't have a romantic bone in my body.....I can't even write poetry...hang on lets try this..

Dan Dan he's my mate
When I think of him I mastur...............See what I mean ?...on top of that...I'm predictable too !!...even I know what I'm going to say.......:D....sometimes !! ;)

Men are the same as women, just inside out !
 

Offline Mirage

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 2733
  • Dry Hump anyone?
    • View Profile
    • http://brokenzanymind.blogspot.com/
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #139 on: 03/10/2006 21:46:15 »


I had a whoopsie

Oh Neil, you are romantic, that start of you poem touched in more ways than one

I need one of them musical condom thingy thing



-------------------------
Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
« Last Edit: 03/10/2006 21:48:18 by Mirage »
 

Offline tony6789

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 1127
    • View Profile
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #140 on: 03/10/2006 22:03:32 »
musical condoms ..... hey man u know what we should invent?
 no what?
A condom that plays music!
 ya man!


lmao

NEVER! underestimate youth
 

Offline Karen W.

  • Moderator
  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *****
  • Posts: 31653
  • Thanked: 5 times
  • "come fly with me"
    • View Profile
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #141 on: 04/10/2006 03:42:17 »
Neil,  Well, No Cinnimon for you then! I guess that leaves more for me... YEAHHH!! I like Cinnimon! I guess I won't send you any cookies then!! As you won't like them....:(snivel snivel snivel!!!:(

Karen
« Last Edit: 04/10/2006 09:35:45 by Karen W. »
 

Offline Gaia

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 397
    • View Profile
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #142 on: 04/10/2006 09:16:29 »
quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

You likey then ;)

-------------------------
Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most



I admit it - I'm just a soppy romantic really   :)

Gaia  xxx
 

Offline Karen W.

  • Moderator
  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *****
  • Posts: 31653
  • Thanked: 5 times
  • "come fly with me"
    • View Profile
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #143 on: 04/10/2006 09:21:53 »
Good for you Gaia! Me too!

Karen
 

Offline Gaia

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 397
    • View Profile
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #144 on: 04/10/2006 09:24:13 »
Morning hun, how are you feeling today?

Gaia  xxx
 

Offline Karen W.

  • Moderator
  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *****
  • Posts: 31653
  • Thanked: 5 times
  • "come fly with me"
    • View Profile
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #145 on: 04/10/2006 09:41:13 »
Well a bit stuffy, but I will live .. keep telling myself that! It was a rough day and I am just trying to forget all the bad parts and move on!!
How are you feeling? I hope you are feeling less sick now! You are a romantic too, eh?

Karen
 

Offline Gaia

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 397
    • View Profile
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #146 on: 04/10/2006 10:02:27 »
A hopeless romantic!!!

Try to imagine yourself 6 months from now. What would you like to be happening in your life? Well, you've got lots of time to works towards it and lots of friends to give you support along the way!

Sounds like the bug's on both sides of the pond. Lots of hot drinks and rest is my prescription. Try to get some sleep, I know it's difficult but give your body a chance to at least rest and recuperrate! As for me, my throat is still bad and temperature yoyoing, which is annoying 'cos I don't usually get fevers. It's just a bug, think I'm just going to have to wait it out, oh well.

Gaia  xxx
 

Offline Karen W.

  • Moderator
  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *****
  • Posts: 31653
  • Thanked: 5 times
  • "come fly with me"
    • View Profile
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #147 on: 04/10/2006 14:34:00 »
Well thanks Gaia, I will try to rest as I think I had a fever this morning upon waking! I felt yucky again, but I have dried off and quit sweating now so maybe it broke, we will see!!  Thanks for all the support! Will be just fine! No more worries I am going to put my head down and just keep moving!!

Karen
 

Offline moonfire

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4597
  • Can't stand the heat, step away from the fire!
    • View Profile
    • http://www.m2global.com/stormdiamonds
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #148 on: 04/10/2006 15:02:38 »
Oh, no!  Another  soppy romantic!  Aaaggghh!  LOL  Good morning to you both today!  About to go into work as phone calls are not cutting it...brats!

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
 

Offline Karen W.

  • Moderator
  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *****
  • Posts: 31653
  • Thanked: 5 times
  • "come fly with me"
    • View Profile
Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #149 on: 04/10/2006 15:20:10 »
HAve a great one loretta, You too Gaia!

Karen
 

The Naked Scientists Forum

Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #149 on: 04/10/2006 15:20:10 »

 

SMF 2.0.10 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines
SMFAds for Free Forums
 
Login
Login with username, password and session length