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Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #50 on: 18/09/2006 17:00:20 »
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Go you remember the squirrels from the old Carling Black Label ads on TV? I just loved 'em squirrels. And before you 'get in' there first - not literally!

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I used to love those.

I can't really remember, was there a Carling advert with a Spider or was that Fosters?

There was one which always had me in stitches though. It was set in some country and the sun was rising, cue three pair of legs running down the stairs in really tacky holiday shorts, then you see a bloke in bed stir gets up and walks to the window. The sun still rising and the three pair of legs turns out to be three men trying to get to the best sunbathing spot. The bloke from the window throws his towel and the theme to the dambusters comes on, the towel (which is of the Union Jack) bounces off the pool unravels on the sun lounger and a beer (pretty sure it was carling) rolls into a ice bucket.

Well I'm pretty sure that's how it went :)

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Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #51 on: 18/09/2006 18:22:43 »
Just found the original Smash advert. Obviously I was a little young for this one, but when I saw it on a tv programme I almost wet myself.......this to me was quality advertising, not like some of the crap we have now......hope you enjoy



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Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #52 on: 18/09/2006 19:13:04 »
Have to check this out when I get home tonight!

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Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #53 on: 18/09/2006 19:15:53 »
Well, if I remember correctly, the alien robots were not meant to be laughing but one day the puppeteers were making jokes about the director but as the robots, the director caught them and thought that it was a really good idea, so thus the laughing alien robots are a cheerful bunch :)

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« Reply #54 on: 18/09/2006 19:47:07 »
That might be interesting!! Have to check it tonight!

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Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #55 on: 18/09/2006 19:48:20 »
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quote:
Originally posted by Gaia

Go you remember the squirrels from the old Carling Black Label ads on TV? I just loved 'em squirrels. And before you 'get in' there first - not literally!

Gaia  xxx



I used to love those.

I can't really remember, was there a Carling advert with a Spider or was that Fosters?

There was one which always had me in stitches though. It was set in some country and the sun was rising, cue three pair of legs running down the stairs in really tacky holiday shorts, then you see a bloke in bed stir gets up and walks to the window. The sun still rising and the three pair of legs turns out to be three men trying to get to the best sunbathing spot. The bloke from the window throws his towel and the theme to the dambusters comes on, the towel (which is of the Union Jack) bounces off the pool unravels on the sun lounger and a beer (pretty sure it was carling) rolls into a ice bucket.

Well I'm pretty sure that's how it went :)



Yes, I remember the flying blanket on the sun lounger. Boy I miss decent ads with real humour,  though I suppose we at least get a 'comfort break' these days :D

Also loved the old Guinness 'pure genius' ads with Rutger Hauer.

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Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #56 on: 18/09/2006 19:52:01 »
quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

Just found the original Smash advert. Obviously I was a little young for this one, but when I saw it on a tv programme I almost wet myself.......this to me was quality advertising, not like some of the crap we have now......hope you enjoy





Ah, memories of one's misspent (or not) youth these ads are reviving  :)

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« Reply #57 on: 18/09/2006 20:01:06 »
Ahh the old Guinness ones. Well you can find one of them on this site along with the old 5 4 3 2 1  advert :D


http://www.complete****e.com/davethewave-adverts/


What about the Dime bar and Tango adverts? ;)

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Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #58 on: 18/09/2006 17:00:20 »
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Originally posted by Gaia

Go you remember the squirrels from the old Carling Black Label ads on TV? I just loved 'em squirrels. And before you 'get in' there first - not literally!

Gaia  xxx



I used to love those.

I can't really remember, was there a Carling advert with a Spider or was that Fosters?

There was one which always had me in stitches though. It was set in some country and the sun was rising, cue three pair of legs running down the stairs in really tacky holiday shorts, then you see a bloke in bed stir gets up and walks to the window. The sun still rising and the three pair of legs turns out to be three men trying to get to the best sunbathing spot. The bloke from the window throws his towel and the theme to the dambusters comes on, the towel (which is of the Union Jack) bounces off the pool unravels on the sun lounger and a beer (pretty sure it was carling) rolls into a ice bucket.

Well I'm pretty sure that's how it went :)

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Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #59 on: 18/09/2006 18:22:43 »
Just found the original Smash advert. Obviously I was a little young for this one, but when I saw it on a tv programme I almost wet myself.......this to me was quality advertising, not like some of the crap we have now......hope you enjoy



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« Reply #60 on: 18/09/2006 19:13:04 »
Have to check this out when I get home tonight!

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Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #61 on: 18/09/2006 19:15:53 »
Well, if I remember correctly, the alien robots were not meant to be laughing but one day the puppeteers were making jokes about the director but as the robots, the director caught them and thought that it was a really good idea, so thus the laughing alien robots are a cheerful bunch :)

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« Reply #62 on: 18/09/2006 19:47:07 »
That might be interesting!! Have to check it tonight!

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Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #63 on: 18/09/2006 19:48:20 »
quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Gaia

Go you remember the squirrels from the old Carling Black Label ads on TV? I just loved 'em squirrels. And before you 'get in' there first - not literally!

Gaia  xxx



I used to love those.

I can't really remember, was there a Carling advert with a Spider or was that Fosters?

There was one which always had me in stitches though. It was set in some country and the sun was rising, cue three pair of legs running down the stairs in really tacky holiday shorts, then you see a bloke in bed stir gets up and walks to the window. The sun still rising and the three pair of legs turns out to be three men trying to get to the best sunbathing spot. The bloke from the window throws his towel and the theme to the dambusters comes on, the towel (which is of the Union Jack) bounces off the pool unravels on the sun lounger and a beer (pretty sure it was carling) rolls into a ice bucket.

Well I'm pretty sure that's how it went :)



Yes, I remember the flying blanket on the sun lounger. Boy I miss decent ads with real humour,  though I suppose we at least get a 'comfort break' these days :D

Also loved the old Guinness 'pure genius' ads with Rutger Hauer.

Gaia  xxx
 

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Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #64 on: 18/09/2006 19:52:01 »
quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

Just found the original Smash advert. Obviously I was a little young for this one, but when I saw it on a tv programme I almost wet myself.......this to me was quality advertising, not like some of the crap we have now......hope you enjoy





Ah, memories of one's misspent (or not) youth these ads are reviving  :)

Gaia  xxx
 

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Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #65 on: 18/09/2006 20:01:06 »
Ahh the old Guinness ones. Well you can find one of them on this site along with the old 5 4 3 2 1  advert :D


http://www.complete****e.com/davethewave-adverts/


What about the Dime bar and Tango adverts? ;)

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« Reply #66 on: 18/09/2006 20:22:08 »
and the R Whites lemonade... cheesy or what!

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Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #67 on: 18/09/2006 20:27:26 »
I can't remember those. The Tango and 7up ones I can though

Tango are on here

www.absolutelyandy.com/tvadverts

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« Reply #68 on: 18/09/2006 20:33:31 »
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and the R Whites lemonade... cheesy or what!

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Did you know that the bloke in the R Whites lemonade Ad is Elvis Costello's Daddy !! ?....Well now you know !!

That is a classic ad..I luff it !!

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« Reply #69 on: 18/09/2006 20:36:30 »
I haven't got the energy to look at the advert site (I wnat to)  as I presume it means downloading video files and I only have the rest of my life !!..not enough time with my 12k internet connection ( Have I mentioned how crap it is by the way ?)

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Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #70 on: 18/09/2006 20:40:37 »
Ummm nope  ;)


Although just remember, if you are downloading porn, minimize the window ;)

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« Reply #71 on: 18/09/2006 20:51:21 »
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Ummm nope  ;)


Although just remember, if you are downloading porn, minimize the window ;)





THAT'S the real bad deal of this whole thing !!!...I don't suppose anyone would allow me to cum round and look at porn on their pc ?...we can share..I don't mind !! ;)..

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Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #72 on: 18/09/2006 20:52:38 »
Only if you bring the toys popcorn

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Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #73 on: 18/09/2006 21:32:50 »
You two are a pair!!!  LOL  Please keep the downloading porn to a minimum as there are children standing by...okay, maybe not...just kidding...

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Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
« Reply #74 on: 19/09/2006 03:52:56 »
Well You can tell things are slow on Neils side of the screen!!I could take a little pic of my sexy swollen ankle today and send it to you, trouble is it would probably take you 10 years to open the darn thing!LOL LOL
I take it you are into feet right!LOL LOL Just kidding you Know!

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