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Musical Condom
« on: 03/10/2006 16:24:30 »
" Condom plays tunes

A musical condom has been invented that gets louder as the sex gets more passionate.

Different sexual positions determine what tune is played by the condom reports The Sun.

The contraceptive has tiny sensors connected to a mini electronic device that produces the sounds.

Ukrainian inventor Dr Grigoriy Chausovskiy said: "There is no danger of being electrocuted."

They will cost 20 per cent more than normal condoms. "But people will pay for the extra stimulation," he added. "

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1285527.html


Any suggestions for which tune it should play ?,
(hopefully not the "Minute Waltz" :)).


 

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Re: Musical Condom
« Reply #1 on: 03/10/2006 17:18:38 »
HEE HEE HEE HEE!!! I love it that is so funny,, what will they think of next!!!!LOL IT had better not be playing the minute waltze!!

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Re: Musical Condom
« Reply #2 on: 03/10/2006 17:35:50 »
I was thinking Beethoven here..hehe

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« Reply #3 on: 03/10/2006 19:52:56 »
TINY BUBBLES

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« Reply #4 on: 03/10/2006 20:57:25 »
thats a kinda wierd invention who thought of that i wonder...lol

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Re: Musical Condom
« Reply #5 on: 03/10/2006 22:28:19 »
Maybe Beethoven?  LOL

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Re: Musical Condom
« Reply #6 on: 03/10/2006 23:18:13 »
You relly want them to play Beethoven don't you ;)

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Re: Musical Condom
« Reply #7 on: 04/10/2006 00:12:31 »
I would prefer heavy metal, i'm more into head banging than classical .

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« Reply #8 on: 04/10/2006 06:54:19 »
LOL But when you are my age you will appreciate a more eccletic musical taste...I just can hear the 5th symphony being played..hehe

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« Reply #9 on: 04/10/2006 07:03:10 »
I haven't decided what tune suits me..MMMMM must have voluntary testers!! LOL

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Re: Musical Condom
« Reply #10 on: 04/10/2006 08:23:39 »
LOL  You can ring my bell?  LOL  Just a suggestion Karen

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« Reply #11 on: 04/10/2006 08:56:42 »
RIIIIINNNNNG! RIIIIIIIIINNNGGG! RIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG! LORETTA'S BELL.LOL LOL!

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Re: Musical Condom
« Reply #12 on: 04/10/2006 15:41:29 »
Condom Music:-
How about "Johnny B Goode" by Chuck Berry.
(I think only Brits will get that one).
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« Reply #13 on: 04/10/2006 16:01:04 »
LOL> LOL

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Re: Musical Condom
« Reply #14 on: 04/10/2006 16:40:48 »
quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

LOL But when you are my age you will appreciate a more eccletic musical taste...I just can hear the 5th symphony being played..hehe

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I love classical music, all sorts of music really.

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« Reply #15 on: 04/10/2006 17:10:15 »
Me too, Be careful Daniel!

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« Reply #16 on: 04/10/2006 17:19:07 »
Well I don't think classical music will cause me much trouble hun ;)

Honestly though, I'll be fine [:X]

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« Reply #17 on: 04/10/2006 17:30:04 »
more condom music:-
"I'm still standing" sung by Elton John
 

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« Reply #18 on: 04/10/2006 17:31:24 »
"Eye of The Tiger"

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« Reply #19 on: 04/10/2006 17:35:52 »
If the electronics overheat it should play:-
"Great balls of fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis :)
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« Reply #20 on: 04/10/2006 17:41:37 »
Oooo pain full [:0]

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« Reply #21 on: 04/10/2006 18:45:05 »



The Long and Winding road (The Beatles)


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« Reply #22 on: 04/10/2006 20:12:04 »
"The Boys are Back in Town"

"Free Bird"

"Save all Your Kisses For Me"

"Love me Tender"

"Clubbed to Death"  (Rob D)

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« Reply #23 on: 04/10/2006 20:24:49 »



Baby it's cold outside.



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Re: Musical Condom
« Reply #24 on: 05/10/2006 02:53:09 »
quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

Well I don't think classical music will cause me much trouble hun ;)

Honestly though, I'll be fine [:X]

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 Hey Daniel my plane just flew over your head, I was talking about being careful... I might have to come find you!!! I loves classical as well as tons of others kinds..It was a joke!! I guess a bad one... I'm not very good at jokes...

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