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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3550 on: 12/06/2009 10:20:03 »
Yep, I feel at home on the range.
 

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3551 on: 12/06/2009 10:22:56 »
Since cows have hooves, does that mean that they lacktose?
 

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« Reply #3552 on: 12/06/2009 10:24:37 »
Do you eat toast? I don't, I stick with calfeine.
 

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« Reply #3553 on: 12/06/2009 10:27:38 »
No, I drink the udder one.
 

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3554 on: 12/06/2009 10:35:53 »
Brrrrr..... Its Frisian cold here, I think I'll put on a Jersey.
 

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« Reply #3555 on: 12/06/2009 10:39:38 »
I think you need to beef up the insulation around your house.
 

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« Reply #3556 on: 12/06/2009 10:47:22 »
Good idea, I'll mend the roof too, stop the rain getting in. We are all wet, Angus up on the washing line to dry please.
 

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« Reply #3557 on: 12/06/2009 10:50:34 »
You've got to be grazy to do that!
 

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« Reply #3558 on: 12/06/2009 10:53:45 »
I hear that the leather forecast isn't too good tomorrow.
 

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3559 on: 12/06/2009 11:00:39 »
Ah! You can't hide from these puns, they are the cream of the crop!
 

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3560 on: 12/06/2009 11:01:48 »
Christmas cracker type joke:

Q - What would you get if you crossed a cow with a grape?
A - A Bovine.
 

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« Reply #3561 on: 12/06/2009 11:04:30 »
I don't like cream or grapes, I'm bullimic.
 

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3562 on: 12/06/2009 11:11:54 »
Oh! Is it my churn now?
 

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« Reply #3563 on: 12/06/2009 11:14:15 »
I tried that once, but there was a moo tinny.
 

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« Reply #3564 on: 12/06/2009 11:18:44 »
You obviously didn't butter up the crew enough.
 

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« Reply #3565 on: 12/06/2009 11:21:22 »
They were a size a bull bunch, and they weren't in a good mooed
 

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3566 on: 12/06/2009 11:24:45 »
Turned sour did they? What a cheesy bunch. You should have told them 'yogurt a punch in the face'.
 

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3567 on: 12/06/2009 11:27:09 »
Low-coworie yogurt that is. :)
 

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3568 on: 12/06/2009 11:36:37 »
Tell that bunch of pansy sailor boys they'd better get a bit butcher and they had brisket on with the work beefore their jobs are at steak.
 

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« Reply #3569 on: 12/06/2009 11:41:19 »
Very a-moo-sing talking to you, now I must fly.
 

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3570 on: 12/06/2009 11:45:42 »
Yes, I suppose I had better get on, or I'll be in for the chop.
 

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3571 on: 14/06/2009 01:52:36 »
Cows, what about the donkeys?

Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: 9 out of 10 times you get an onion with furry ears - but
   1 out of 10 times you get a piece of a** that makes you cry.
 

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3572 on: 14/06/2009 04:52:31 »
Cows, what about the donkeys?
What about the donkeys?
 

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3573 on: 16/06/2009 00:49:23 »
This is cowsing me great difficulty catching up to you guys. But it behooves me to learn.



« Last Edit: 16/06/2009 01:33:20 by demografx »
 

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3574 on: 16/06/2009 01:04:08 »
This is cowsing me great difficulty catching up to you guys.

Cowsing??? Donkey know what these people are doing?


I know it is due to the inability of the Kiwi to understand normal people.

Cows, what about the donkeys?
What about the donkeys?


I guess reading depends on where one lives. Those in the southern hemisphere have rather large problems understanding most of the worlds population, those living in the northern hemisphere, as their DNA curls the wrong way due of the Coriolis effect. THEY (and you C4) ARE TWISTED!
 

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