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jolly

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I'll start it off,

Scientist with fetish for cheese, seeks new tie ironer, thats like a man but not a man really (if you exist please call). A chemist would be prefered, manly to discuss coffee and cheese. My main qualities include: thoughfulness, consideration, reflectionate, respectfulness and budgeting. My hobbies include: go karting, shooting cats from my window, chess, and nose/ear picking/scratching. Her qualities: I'd rather they didnt use the internet, and they knew how to make coffee with intuition/ other than that no snoring, talking while we eat, drinking loadly, calling friends(ever), sleeping to near or to far from the middle of the bed(I will draw a line), and they must not under any circumstance, own a hamster. 


Would like to make a special thankyou to cat t. For helping me come forward and look for love so quickly after my wife left.   
« Last Edit: 01/03/2007 20:50:22 by jolly »


 

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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
« Reply #1 on: 02/03/2007 18:53:22 »
Lady fortune teller: seeks Man who knows who he is!
 

jolly

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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
« Reply #2 on: 02/03/2007 18:54:03 »
Baker: seeks person of opposite sex to help put buns in the oven.
 

jolly

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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
« Reply #3 on: 02/03/2007 19:21:46 »
husband: seeks bimbo to get own back on cheating wife.
« Last Edit: 02/03/2007 19:43:52 by jolly »
 

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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
« Reply #4 on: 02/03/2007 19:22:39 »
Wife: so do I. (will provide sissors and hand cuffs).
« Last Edit: 03/03/2007 15:07:24 by jolly »
 

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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
« Reply #5 on: 02/03/2007 19:43:07 »
man seeks: ex-wife look alike, for arguements and plate smashing. Now own crash helmit.
 

jolly

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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
« Reply #6 on: 02/03/2007 19:44:14 »
Wife: seeks someone to take her place.
 

jolly

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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
« Reply #7 on: 02/03/2007 19:48:41 »
used car salesman: quite young, and in good condition. seeks feemale, to take him out round the town.
 

jolly

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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
« Reply #8 on: 02/03/2007 19:51:48 »
drunk: seeks anyone who'll pay for it. would prefer a woman... 
« Last Edit: 02/03/2007 19:54:27 by jolly »
 

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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
« Reply #9 on: 02/03/2007 22:22:12 »
clown: who is very tender and ashamed of the way he earns a living, seeks a person who would'nt laught at him; A good juggler(multi-tasking), Who understands the the typrope of life. Someone who knows about depression would be good. 
 

jolly

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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
« Reply #10 on: 02/03/2007 22:24:53 »
Gardener: who likes playing in the garden seeks someone to sort out the house.
 

jolly

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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
« Reply #11 on: 02/03/2007 22:38:37 »
Adult/child: Who knows the difference between life and death, seeks equally well rounded person for fun and mega s-x sessions, maybe more. The applicant should refuse to ever iron a tie. And say the f word more than I do, Also they should be aware that love if anything is not a game.

Only joking. But, if I ever wrote a lonely hearts it would probably go somthing like that. 
« Last Edit: 13/04/2007 22:27:19 by jolly »
 

jolly

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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
« Reply #12 on: 02/03/2007 23:26:52 »
Professional Turkey Catcher: seeks a different kind of fun. maybe more.
 

jolly

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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
« Reply #13 on: 03/03/2007 16:00:41 »
professional smoker seeks: The light of their life. maybe more.
« Last Edit: 04/03/2007 20:58:23 by jolly »
 

jolly

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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
« Reply #14 on: 03/03/2007 16:04:33 »
hampster seeks: new home away from mad cheese hogging scientist. Have own cage will walk to your house. The tie obsessed need not apply.
« Last Edit: 03/03/2007 16:08:53 by jolly »
 

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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
« Reply #15 on: 03/03/2007 16:14:18 »
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Rosy 
« Last Edit: 03/03/2007 18:47:38 by rosy »
 

jolly

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« Reply #16 on: 04/03/2007 20:52:42 »
rosy that was a play on words. gay means happy after all. do you own a thisel whistle?


Writer seeks: A new moderator. maybe more.lol
« Last Edit: 05/03/2007 21:34:19 by jolly »
 

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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
« Reply #17 on: 04/03/2007 20:56:18 »
Desperate non-famous person seeks: lily allen(not that you have to be, desperate to want her that is, not lily allen; well I know what I mean even if you dont, look cheese stop talking to me while I type, I know! I know!, stop talking about it o.k, yes! we can have some crackers, can I finish what I was typing now- thankyou)
« Last Edit: 06/03/2007 00:27:39 by jolly »
 

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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
« Reply #18 on: 05/03/2007 21:12:39 »
Professional onion puller seeks: Someone that wont make them cry. 
 

jolly

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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
« Reply #19 on: 05/03/2007 21:13:55 »
Shrink seeks: Someone already shrunk.
 

jolly

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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
« Reply #20 on: 05/03/2007 21:19:41 »
Scientist seeks: Rich women to help make a beaver dance. maybe more.
 

jolly

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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
« Reply #21 on: 05/03/2007 21:26:56 »
professional singer seeks: A good glass dodging, listener. For dancing, eating and nights out. maybe more.
 

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« Reply #22 on: 06/03/2007 00:29:40 »
Quote
Shrink seeks: Someone already shrunk.

that one actually made me laugh!
 

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« Reply #23 on: 19/04/2007 20:54:07 »
Scientist seeks: Someone inteligent. Opposites attract- apperently.
 

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« Reply #24 on: 25/04/2007 13:17:16 »
Seargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band!

Senior seeks: College.
 

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