Well Well Well!! You certainly pose your Question with much more eloquence then I did, but it seems you never got a definitive answer unless I overlooked it between YAWNS!!! LOL..Yawning and itching... SHEEESH!!
I have never seen a big furry bear anywhere near a palm tree, now that I think about it! HAve You?? LOL But a Bear and a tree yes I do believe that would work dandy!! I"ll leave the big furry back thing for you Kind Sir.. Me don't want to be any firrier then I am least it be upon me head of oh so thinning hair!! LOL
But yes it does feel so good to scratch, but so annoying when you just can't reach it even wuth the scissors, thats when I resort to the door frame , which is way less satisfying then a hand or my scissors..
Hey answer me this also?? Why does it not feel as good if it is my own hand scratching the itch. If someone else scratches it, then the pleasure is noticeably better!!.. Have you noticed that yourself! Kinda of like buying your favorite burger or deli sandwich, it never is as good unless someone else makes it. It's not the same if I do it myself!! All in me head I think!