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Haemorrhoid cream. Is it good for wrinkles ?
« on: 12/03/2004 20:08:25 »
;)..... as I was listening to the radio at 5am this morning I swear I heard that models use Anusol to get rid of wrinkles on their face. Now, was I just entering a sleepy stage or did I really hear that ?...If I did, could it be true ?...if it can shrink piles can it get rid of wrinkles? Apparently it's an industry secret in the model world.

I presume you guys and girls in the US have the same thing yep ?.....after all, you lead the world in Haemorrhoid advertising. Every time I've been to the states I always see adverts  for it
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Re: Haemorrhoid cream. Is it good for wrinkles ?
« Reply #1 on: 12/03/2004 20:25:43 »
Then balding men should be able to use it on their heads instead of combing hair over the bald spot, right?;)
« Last Edit: 12/03/2004 20:26:02 by Donnah »

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Re: Haemorrhoid cream. Is it good for wrinkles ?
« Reply #2 on: 13/03/2004 08:32:20 »
Yes, believe it or not, 'roid cream can smooth out wrinkles.  All the cream does is dehydrate the tissue around the inflamed area, causing it to shrink.  It can do the same to loose skin around the eyes.


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Re: Haemorrhoid cream. Is it good for wrinkles ?
« Reply #3 on: 13/03/2004 20:27:58 »
It works pretty well on new tattoos too

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Re: Haemorrhoid cream. Is it good for wrinkles ?
« Reply #4 on: 14/03/2004 02:23:15 »
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Originally posted by MissMontana

It works pretty well on new tattoos too



Have you had your anus tattooed then ? ;)

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Re: Haemorrhoid cream. Is it good for wrinkles ?
« Reply #5 on: 14/03/2004 03:51:52 »
OUCH !!!:0...there are tears in my eyes !!!!...I would say more but I have a face pack of Anusol to administer:o):o)

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Re: Haemorrhoid cream. Is it good for wrinkles ?
« Reply #6 on: 14/03/2004 14:32:02 »
Speaking of baldness, I heard that Minoxidil for hair loss was discovered by accident.  That the researchers were trying to develop a topical patch for a blood pressure medication, and in experimenting with Minoxidil, it was noticed that there was increased hair growth wherever the patch was applied, hence, the development of Rogaine.

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Re: Haemorrhoid cream. Is it good for wrinkles ?
« Reply #7 on: 15/03/2004 19:32:49 »
quote:
Originally posted by NakedScientist

quote:
Originally posted by MissMontana

It works pretty well on new tattoos too



Have you had your anus tattooed then ? ;)

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LOL, no, just the thought......but I am sure that there are places on the internet for people who have

 

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