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« on: 02/05/2007 21:31:47 »
How about all those "in-jokes" that run around science labs, job-sites and schools? Think we could fill a thread with them?

A female friend gave me this one:


Menopause

The times in the day when either a single or a group of small fish take a cigarette break.


 

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« Reply #1 on: 02/05/2007 22:41:57 »
Chloro-form

A drug that knocks you out but only when you're completing documents !

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« Reply #2 on: 03/05/2007 01:49:45 »
Liebig condenser

A place where rotund german lovers go for compression !
 

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« Reply #3 on: 03/05/2007 01:50:08 »
I'm trying...at least I'm having a  go !!
 

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« Reply #4 on: 03/05/2007 23:44:40 »
Rick o'shea

An Irishman who enjoys bouncing off walls
 

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« Reply #5 on: 04/05/2007 13:14:01 »
Paddy O'Doors - An Irishman you see right through into your garden  :D
 

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« Reply #6 on: 04/05/2007 13:14:43 »
Archery - Lying about giving a prostitute 200 at Kings Cross station
 

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« Reply #7 on: 04/05/2007 13:16:30 »
Soluble - Exchanged an Aberdeen Angus for money.
 

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« Reply #8 on: 04/05/2007 13:17:22 »
One for Chris...

Virology - steering your vehicle wildly from side to side.  :D
 

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« Reply #9 on: 04/05/2007 20:34:09 »
Hepatic portal system - holes through which Irish come through to this country, see a friend and yell "hey, Patty!"
 

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« Reply #10 on: 05/05/2007 23:48:14 »
Seagull Manager
Seagull managers fly in, make a lot of noise, dump on everyone, then fly out.
 

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« Reply #11 on: 06/05/2007 02:51:51 »
Coprolite - A very light-weight Bobbie (policeman to we Americans)

 

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« Reply #12 on: 01/06/2007 15:47:43 »
illegal
A sick bird
 

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« Reply #13 on: 01/06/2007 23:12:41 »
Physics - hiccups after drinking something fizzy
 

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« Reply #14 on: 01/06/2007 23:41:22 »
cosmology

Getting to know a guy named Cosmo.
 

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« Reply #15 on: 02/06/2007 07:42:06 »
Taxonomy - Telling the taxman exactly what kind of ******* you think he is

homogeneous - a very intelligent man

 

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« Reply #16 on: 04/06/2007 16:03:56 »
homogeneous - a very intelligent gay man



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« Reply #17 on: 04/06/2007 16:30:05 »
I resisted saying that as I didn't consider it PC  [:o)]
 

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« Reply #18 on: 05/06/2007 13:06:36 »
From Germany:

gesellschaft - antelope artificial insemination
 

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« Reply #19 on: 05/06/2007 13:08:01 »
polyunsaturates - a parrot with a towel
 

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« Reply #20 on: 05/06/2007 17:28:27 »
polyunsaturates - a parrot with a towel

CLASS!
 

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« Reply #21 on: 04/07/2007 17:00:44 »
Archimedes

Found mostly in the Caspian Sea, these huge artifacts are large wooden boats that carried the Medes in the 6th century BC.
 

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« Reply #22 on: 04/07/2007 18:09:30 »
PENTAGON - Home for the terminally insane

Valence (Frankie) - Singer with The Four Seasons

Pascal - A fruity sweet made by Rowntree

Farad - Ancient Egyptian ruler

Botany - Sitting on someone's lap
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« Reply #23 on: 04/07/2007 20:35:19 »
Elemental Hassium

The essence of the purified Hashish
 

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« Reply #24 on: 05/07/2007 15:44:28 »
FREUDIAN SLIP - your mother's victorian undergarment
 

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