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« on: 03/05/2007 22:27:00 »
Present is right now isn't it..

Wait, no.. My "NOW" is not now anymore!

So its NOW.. Aw darn, it's already past again!

OK again, its NOW, ah poop its not now because it's past now!

So when is PRESENT?

It's NOW.. OH dear, it's gone past again!!!  >:(


 

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« Reply #1 on: 04/05/2007 03:54:19 »
The "Present" just left room.
 

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« Reply #2 on: 04/05/2007 03:56:39 »
The "Present" just left room.

With whom did the present leave?
 

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« Reply #3 on: 04/05/2007 04:47:20 »
Actually, the Present and Elvis have left the building. Repeat, they have left the building.

 

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« Reply #4 on: 04/05/2007 05:29:15 »
Actually, the Present and Elvis have left the building. Repeat, they have left the building.

And I hope they are very happy together (after all, Elvis never had a future).
 

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« Reply #5 on: 04/05/2007 12:53:21 »
I thought presents came at Christmas & birthdays  ???
 

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« Reply #6 on: 04/05/2007 13:47:59 »
 

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« Reply #7 on: 04/05/2007 15:40:19 »
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So when is PRESENT?
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I thought presents came at Christmas & birthdays

darn it! he got to the joke before me!
 

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« Reply #8 on: 04/05/2007 16:25:46 »
I knew someone would post this.

I thought presents came at Christmas & birthdays  ???


soooooooooo, clever aren't you? :P

Anyway, the present can the present our minute or even second.

For those who regret the past and fear the future, you have exactly one nanosecond of present to be happy with.
 

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« Reply #9 on: 04/05/2007 22:15:44 »
So.. I can never be presently happy? Or just for that tinnnnny tinnnny second?? Then it's the past?
 

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« Reply #10 on: 05/05/2007 13:53:10 »
It is always NOW!  LOL  Not a few seconds ago as seconds past is always PAST!  LOL
 

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« Reply #11 on: 05/05/2007 13:57:40 »
So present is NOW, which wait is.. NOW.. and.. Oh poo
 

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« Reply #12 on: 05/05/2007 14:03:41 »
So present is NOW, which wait is.. NOW.. and.. Oh poo

LOL yes it is Now, Now!  LOL 
 

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« Reply #13 on: 05/05/2007 14:24:46 »
LOL yes it is Now, Now!  LOL 

Or maybe it is No, No! (by the time you get to the 'W', where is the present?).
 

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« Reply #14 on: 05/05/2007 14:27:11 »
funny I thought about now disappears as soon as I post...just love you my handsome Georgie...I am going to send pics soon so you can post your pic...(big subtle hint here) LOL
 

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« Reply #15 on: 05/05/2007 14:28:49 »
LOL yes it is Now, Now!  LOL 

Or maybe it is No, No! (by the time you get to the 'W', where is the present?).

Now this is exactly what I was thinking ;)
 

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« Reply #16 on: 05/05/2007 14:38:30 »
Is that "presently now" in which you were making that reference to? LOL
 

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« Reply #17 on: 05/05/2007 14:45:50 »
Gwrrr... I'm getting confuzzled ;D
 

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« Reply #18 on: 05/05/2007 17:08:38 »
That is cool ;) Heehee
 

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« Reply #19 on: 05/05/2007 17:14:47 »
I thought the present went under the tree at christmas ,my mistake. :)
 

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« Reply #20 on: 05/05/2007 20:14:29 »
It is always NOW!  LOL  Not a few seconds ago as seconds past is always PAST!  LOL
Thank you for your answer.
I agree with you.
 

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« Reply #21 on: 05/05/2007 20:51:48 »
Is 'Present' like one of them holidays like ' lent ' and stuff ?


It's just a whole bunch of stuff that is occurring right now this time !!
 

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« Reply #22 on: 05/05/2007 22:45:44 »
Hey Neil! Thanks, I haven't talked to you for ages though :(
 

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« Reply #23 on: 06/05/2007 04:53:21 »
It is always NOW!  LOL  Not a few seconds ago as seconds past is always PAST!  LOL
Thank you for your answer.
I agree with you.

Thank you handsome!  ;-)
 

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