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at the guests in next doors reception "I dont have to take this I'm bloody famous!" then grabbing his magic wheel barrow he walks off towards.....
 

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the outer doors , muttering under his breath about....
 

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How- 'if his favourite sheep was still alive none of this would matter'. Then arriving back at the lollyfalcon he notices........
 

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That there was wool strung from the entrance and in that wool was woven.....
 

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into a welcome home mr hedgehog sign! "Quick get in" says Captin Walls "the cabbage people are comming!"

"O.k" Replys mr hedgehog "where are the ores?" Mean while yoda and Leia discuss...... 
 

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The psyhological effects  of Yoda's rather unusual proposals of affection between herself and.....
 

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the now dead han! "dont worry leia I'm sure george has a new love interest for you" says yoda

agreing mr hedgehog says "Yeah it's probably......" 
 

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JAVA THE HUT....
 

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DRR DRR DEEERRRR!!!! Yes, George annoyed that Leia wouldnt put out! Wrote in java, as her new love interest!!!!

sliding in through the window with flowers Java says" Leia...
 

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"I want to make your dreams come true...." LOL
 

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"slurp slurp sit on my face slurp"...

"cut!" says George "now java it says quite clearly in the script 'would you like a choc ice'!!!!"

"Action" moving towards Leia java says.....
 

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pssst!  I see dead people!
 

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"CUT! CUT! CUT!" says George "Wrong bloody film!!! I know your off to make the 'sixth sense two' after this, but keep to the script".....

"sod it! give me the suit and go home!!!"

"Action"! "would you like a choc ice?" Says Gova

"err no" Says Leia "I dont like you, you big smelly old fishy faced thingy you... Why dont you just..." 
 

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But she is interrupted when troopers attack and kill Java, and since George has gone home, someone else must develop a new love interest.
 

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A stranger appeared carrying a loaded bouquet of light sabers...tied with a beautiful Red Ribbon.. He Knelt in front of Leia and asked her for her hand in......
 

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Melted chocolate, because the stranger was a kinky type, he was wearing a pvc thong and a whip fell from his studded belt. He winked a Leia and she extended her hand and .....
 

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Said How do you do! I knew it wouldn't take you long to rescue me Now where did you come up with that disguise???...
 

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He was about to answer when the troops (who no ones killed yet) gunned him down too.
 

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But it turns out he was just a hologram and the real rescuer was stood behind the troopers, and he severed their helmets with one of his many lightsabers, leia, who was ecstatic, jumped into his arms and...........
 

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Proclaimed her undying allegiance to his cause and swore she would never........
 

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She was interrupted again as a the Death Star crashed into the building.

tee hee hee, i'm sneaky!
 

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Yes!  Sneaky and oh so cunning.... your timing couldn't have been more perfect because I was about to......
 

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The millions of troopers didn't even listen as the opened fire at once at the real, bona fide, true as blue man and killed him, this time it wasn't a hologram.
 

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"Dead, finished, gonzo"
 

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