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banana (lol)
 

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Banana who?
 

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Before the joke can finish, the troopers interrupt and blast away Jar Jar, the only hope for the galaxy.
 

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Slimey slippery banana like substance splatters across the whole......
 

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Troop of troopers who eat it.
 

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Then begin retching all over the place divulging Jar jars brilliant scheme to poison all of the troopers and win even in the face of his demise! LOL HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
« Last Edit: 23/05/2007 17:07:09 by Karen W. »
 

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Suddenly out of the night sky a bright light moving faster than the speed of a man running to the loo after eating a dodgy curry
 

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shot across the sky in front of them.. illuminating all of the ............
 

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Honey monsters from the planet Zarg who had just arrived for there annual 
 

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inspection of the lovely swarms and conditions of their positive output to their supply of Honey! LOL...
 

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Meanwhile sitting at home watching his favorite episode of cheers, Luke floorcleaner had a moment of pure inspiration,
« Last Edit: 23/05/2007 22:32:46 by ukmicky »
 

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and we interrupt this moment for a commercial break....
 

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He could get a lot better deal on alien.........
 

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DAMN I HATE COMMERCIALS. 
 

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We return back to Star Wars on another planet and possibly another era???
 

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Ok Hans! Where did you hide my teeth this time you old fart? says Leah as she fumbles around the nightstand next to the bed in search of the toof cup!!!! LOL
 

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Luke bravley fends off the Zarg with his mop which he dipped in fast drying concrete, "That's gotta hurt!" Says the captain.
 

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But then an alien snake comes down and swallosws the weapon.
 

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Of course being indigestible, the thing gets stuck inside the snake and after many days the snakes venomous body explodes leaving a trail of green slime behind as a reminder of his ever evil presence
among the  galaxies!
 

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Meanwhile Zarg junior the stunted evil side kick and twin brother of zarg major was pondering what his next move should be and of course with him being only 2 inches tall .............
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it was hard to see him behind jar jar binks.
 

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doing anything that would help or give aid to the cause....
 

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we interrupt this broadcast for a breaking news story...
 

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There is a new gal on the scene!
 

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Who is kidnapping Jar Jar Binks from the galaxy
 

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