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whilst contemplating what would happen with no defence shield, they all took their eye off the ball and failed to notice that the sun was going supernova. the force was not with luke as the sun exploded......all life in the univerce was suddenly and without warning extinguished.
 

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"no paul" says captin Walls "they paid us 62 million to make this bloody film and it cant end that badly- afterall if everyones dead how can we buy 99s?"
 
and responding to the lady
 
"Yes, Maybe your right" says Mr hedgehog "quick put on this wig and try those new shoes you bought on danttarrkfpvkvinvdfpfj".
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Right away Captain..Do you still think he will know?
 

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"He's not a jedi yet" says yoda.

Mean while in the giant M-n-M the planet destroying space station-formerly known as 'Death star'! Darth Vader plots the best way to dump his stock with no-one noticing"

Back with yoda and the lady "yell noo luke asss run off again Lady yot you want toooo dooo?" says Yoda
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Let him go... We will find a new Jedi Will will make him stronger then before better then before and sweeter then before.. and did I say more of a home body! LOL..Seriously we must regroup and make a new plan Stan!!
 

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"sounds like someone is being taken by the dark side of the force" says yoda "No maybe she has a point" says mr hedgehog "lets go get paris!" "well if the lady no longer wawnt to chase the coward all over galaxy- what does she want to do?" asks Jar Jar "I mean, I'm not going shopping!"
 

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She wants to see all the galaxies possible and make sure there is a lot of interesting excitement along the way!
 

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"well that's great but dont you think we should actually go do it, rather than just talking about it?" says mr Hedgehog "I think rescuing Paris would be fun, but you dont want to"
 

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No, it isn't that, but there is a whole galaxy to clean up now!
 

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"Dont worry" says Mr hedgehog "The cabbage people are good at cleaning- theres a cleaning agency on yayayayacurvayayay full of cabbage people"

"True" agrees jar jar "If you just stop throwing you rappers out the window we'll be fine"

"besides that blackhole will sort most of it" says captin walls

"what blackhole?" asks the lady "err that one just over there.. errr how do you go backwards?"

"see what you've done I told you we should ave gone after Paris but nooo! now coz of you lot were all gonna sucked into that" crys Mr hedgehog

"shut up all of you!" says Captin walls "start paddling"

"Look I'm sorry, I dont care how much they are paying us you cannot open a window in space or bloody paddle" says mr hedgehog

"ssshhh" says captin walls "The kids love this stuff"

"Fine wheres the bloody ore? Fifthteen years I've been doing this never thought I end up rowing a lolly with windows- away from a giant blackhole! my bloody agent is goonn.." "Just row!"

"I am! where we going now then?"
"We'll I dont know about the rest of you, but I could do with a mc-donalds" says Jar Jar

"right! thats it- I'm not bloody rowing to some space drive through!"
And then he promotly climbes out the window!

"dont worry lady we don't need him anyway- he's on 10k a day!" says captin walls "yeah it's right at the lights!" 

   
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Then aliens invade the galaxy and kidnap lady, so luke must go after her and save her!...again..*sighs*
 

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"yeah thats a good idea" thinks Luke "I mean, now shes all weak and helpless" Jumping in his X-wing he sees....
 

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an asteroid headed right for his ship, it's about to hit him when Captin Wall accidentally zooms in the way and deflects it.
 

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"thank god that lollys made rubber" Luke says to captin Walls

"yeah props even flavoured it" he shouts back from the window...

"Right, right" says luke.. we could'nt do this in the last film"

"I know its the marval of mordern cinema" replys captin Walls "my control pannels even got a cup holder!"

Together they now set of to rescue the lady....

Mean while back on the- MnM planet destoying space station formerly known as 'Death Star'. Darth Vader.....     
 

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Plans another invasion this time his diabolical mind may have surpassed his previous...
 

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"yes" he thinks "I'll externalise myself! Know one would ever suspect! For someone else can destroy.. 'coughts' sorry... Control the universe!"

Presently Luke and Captin walls are flying through.... 
 

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a meteor shower and trying to avoid being  bludgened to death by the extremely large chunks of......
 

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"Mc-donalds..." says captin Walls

"It cant be Mc-donalds" Says luke "nothing has the power to destroy an entire drive through, it would take more fire power then... well.... something powerful"
 
"look" says Captin walls "theres A Giant MnM"

"So what'll we do now" Asks Jar Jar....   
 

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It's not a meteor shower I bet Darth Vader has something to do with this!!!!
 

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"no, thats definately a big mac going past the window" Says luke

"Food!" says Jar Jar "trying to grab it through the window"

"that MnM is getting very close" Says Luke to

captin walls

"Your Right I'll.......
 

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"Get everything ready here for transfer and we will be on the ready as soon as we are there!"
 

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Jar Jar floats out in space and the aliens blast him for being a..erm, idiot.
 

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They then realize that that was just a Jar Jar balloon, and the x-wing takes the distraction time to...
 

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Fly abit... and talking to walls....

"Well thats not a good idea" says Luke "I mean I dont know whats inside that giant MnM"

"Just peanut and chocolate" says Captin Walls

"Oh, so how did it blow up the drive through then" asks Luke

"I dont know" says Jar Jar "maybe it had a nut allergy"

"Look" says Luke "Your Characters crap! Atleast your jokes could be funny!"

"We'll its not my fault, You dont like Knock knock jokes, I am trying here!" Replys Jar Jar

"Alright just stop sticking your tongue in stuff, it took me a week to get the smell out of my......  


 

 

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trousers thanks to Jar Jar! (looooooong story on that one!)
 

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