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suddenly someone pulls out a blaster rifle
 

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which everyone stops to look at how impressive it is, when a giant.....
 

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marshmallow terrorizes..
 

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..a viewer at home.

Meanwhile, deep in space, a......
 

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foo fighter
 

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Is having a go round with a gigantic.....
 

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'Pizza hut have out done themselves' he thinks, when suddenly.....
 

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an explosion!
 

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AND OUT POPS
 

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A small, wrinkled, dwarf sized being, which reeked of old burned weed, and wore layered, tattered garments, which draped crisply, over his small, boxy structure as it moved closer to......
« Last Edit: 11/07/2016 02:47:58 by Karen W. »
 

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the toilet
 

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it began to make the most obnoxious sounds that echoed through the air, and permeated nostrils for ten miles around, debilitating all those who ........
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Had inhaled to deeply at the annual i failed to wash for a year contest. Paramedics who attended the scence reported that
 

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He was the smelliest creature that had entered the contest since our own sheepy took 1rst place the last ten years previous....whilst no other could come close in odor as well as in......
 

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 a cave .when george lucas jumps out from nowhere and says....
 

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Gee wiz Batman, thats so simple!  Thats right Robin.


George then put down his batman script, dusted himself off and remarked "how strange life ......
 
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can be when someone is making a never ending parody of my most successful movies
 

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then just as he thought about re-editing them all again, he suddenly.....
 

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got eaten by a giant squid............and died!
 

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Said the son of George wen notified of his dad death. I MUST GET REVENGE ,I MUST ......
 

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eat calamari!
 

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Then the squid coughed him up alive, apologises to the son and to George saying
"Sorry been a bad week, thought you were someone else, can't for the life of me remember who...errrr.... please don't reedit the originals again, I had the whole film memorized and you ruined it for me, not that that really matters, I mean, I'm just a squid"

Back on the giant planet destroying M.N.M formerly known as death star.....
 

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