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suddenly, the MnM activated is booster engines, and the death-star's Guns were broght to bear, revealing the other side of the MnM as the evil Death-star.

Needless to say, our heros where very befuddled. (hehe, thats a funny word)
 

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Suddenly luke stood in a trance feeling the power of the force ... he began to speak saying it's the princess I believe we are close...yes I am sure of it I can smell her.....
 

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she says of course, shes been in the back the whole time, now just pay attention.
 

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Then the aliens, who became friends with Jar Jar, begin attacking the Death Star to stall it's firing sequence.
 

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however, the chocolatelyness of the death star just absorbed all the attacks, and the beam fired at the planet.  The cream colored and cloudy beam came in contact with the planet, and gave it a nice cream filling.
 

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Which Jar Jar ate with his new alien friends, collapsing the planet.
 

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the death star then entered hyperspace, pointed directly at the planet coruscant.
 

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Planet Crescant was in deep danger and luke made a desperate plan to have Jar Jar eat the beam after it's fired.
 

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Jar Jar now weighing 2000 stone colasped and exploded sending creamy big macs in all directions
 

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His alien friends mourned.
 

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By singing a song that went.....
 

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joy to the world he is dead we'll barb-q his head wat will happen to his body? well flush it down the potty around and around it goes, around and around it goes, oh! around and around and around it goes!


(tune to joy to the world)
 

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(It was a freakin period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

After the song was done everyone was so distracted the failed to note Planet Crescant danger.
 

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As they watched his remains exploding a visual miracle began to take place....wait it was not a miracle! Jar Jar was regenerating himself and with each piece of his remains he  was replicating himself , over and over again.. .. The Lady said, "Captain, Luke.. do you see that?" There are hundreds of Jar Jars!!
« Last Edit: 07/05/2007 17:02:10 by Karen W. »
 

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Luke cursed, Captin Walls cried.
 

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The lady Fainted dead away!!
 

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Yes he regenerated into mega- jar jar Even more annoying than before
 

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"That's it we have to dump some of these duplicates off on another planet they are making me crazy and giving me a headache!" she stated.
 

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"Well how are we going to dump them" asks Luke "there all clinging to the side and telling knock knock jokes"

"I know" says Captin walls "lets.....
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THE END!
« Last Edit: 12/05/2007 01:21:54 by jolly »
 

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Okay, our producers must be really poor to end it like this.

I know, lets call the Ben kid with connections.

Sounds good to me.

*Connections help the movie continue*

...lets drop him back off on his home planet!
 

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psst!  A supernova wouldn't make the universe, galaxy, or etc end.  Just the solar system, and maybe a radius of about 10 light-years.

end of the end
 

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Eh? What the heck? oh well

THey attempted to drop jar jar off but the Death Star had already reached his planet and was preparing to fire.
 

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psst!  A supernova wouldn't make the universe, galaxy, or etc end.  Just the solar system, and maybe a radius of about 10 light-years.

end of the end


Psst! It doesn't have to destroy the galaxy, just the main character! ;)
 

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dont you get it!?!?!

the good guys always win! ;D;);D
 

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