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Still don't understand.

Jar Jar, seeing the Death Star aimed at his planet, gets an idea to save it by doing what he does best, he floats over to the death star and tells knock knock jokes, three troopers inside die of the stupidity.
 

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so He begins to dance around spinning like a top until....
 

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The Death  Star spins off topic with him, throwing off his aim from the planet.
 

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The vast void of empty space encircled them in silence when suddenly......
 

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Captain Hedgehog arrives on the scene with all of his compadres and exclaims,"I thought this was the end and it was really the beginning!"
 

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"The beginning?" questions the Lady.
 

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"only the beginning, Lady." Said Captain Hedgehog, "And now you will experience the real deal."
 

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She looked at him with questioning eyes that turned to confusion. She asked, "If It has not been the real deal thus far, then what the heck have I been doing for all this time?"
 

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"Practicing! can't you remember going into the virtual reality chamber?"
 

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"Virtual Reality?" Lady said, but an interruption was caused by troopers launching ice cream at them.
 

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"Yes I do remember!" So real so wonderful.. and then the storm troopers...What are we going to do now?" cries the Lady!
 

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"I miss the virtual reality..Thingy alot, maybe it's time to try this version on for size?" " It is a good thing Me is not alone is this lonely Planet!" "It is good to have you by my side, Captain with you I am never alone.. and always safe"
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 "Captain I must be off to my chambers as the day holds much work ahead.. and I am overwhelmed by reality." "Please steer this ship safely ahead..You have my full permission to guide it where you like.."
 

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set course into the sun! wait, nevermind.  Set course to the planet tuckashirtin!
 

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LOL.. LOL.. "Sorry" I must be tired.. I thought you said planet"Tuckashirtin!" LOL...."I think I am experiencing space sickness or perhaps I am experiencing  an effect of the laughing gas from the atmosphere!!!" LOL LOL LOL....
 

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oh, sorry, wrong planet.  Set course to planet Tuckasockin!
 

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The Death Star was mad about being interrupted and stopped from destroying two planets, so it turned and fired at...
 

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the jelly ball! The firing sequence began...
 

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"Evasive action!" Cried Captain Wall, and they turned toward the only place they could go...
 

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gray alert! we are entering neutral territory.  If I don't make it out of this, tell my wife I said hello.
 

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"Actually she's on the phone." Lady said, and Captain Walls said goodbye as his wife beraded him for a whole slew of other things.
 

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how is she in the phone? were in the middle of space and she is at the planet, be don't have phone lines connecting there! unless... Helm! check for hull breach!
 

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It turned out to be Jar Jar playing a prank call, they ejected him into space, "How did he get back in here anyway.." Helm said.
 

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awwww! that was another balloon! find the real Jar Jar!
 

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'LOL someone do something about this gas as my sides hurt LOL!!!!"
 

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