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« Reply #75 on: 08/07/2007 09:26:22 »
Anyway.....what!        JUST 4 BEAVER

What I'm thinking Beaver, is that the reason Lily hasn't got back, wait I'll just lay down, well, is that she just hasn't seen my email, and so how could she get back to me, she's a very busy women, what will all the parties, T.v shows, press conferences, rabbiting, seeing friends and stuff.
So it doesn't mean anything that she hasn't got back, it's only been six months she probably has people that read her emails, so maybe they never passed it on or destroyed it coz they want to get with her.

But then at the same time six months is XXXXING ages, what the hells the matter with you woman? Lily why can't you XXXXing get back to me???? >:( XXXXX XXXXX XXXX XXXX XXXXX XXXXXXX XXXX XXXXXX XXXXXX XXXX XXXXXXX XXXXXX XXXXX while your riding your bicycle XXXX XXXXXX XXXX XXXXX XXXX XXXXX XXXX XXXXX XXX  XXXX  XXXXX XXX XXXX and its takes a month to pull it out.

Sorry Lily just stress or something, please come and see, please, they give me sponges after dinner, I have been saving them and I'll give you all my sponges. Also have some apples and a banana it's all yours, well it's yours if you come and get it!!!  Oh and I have a whole packet of rolos, I will give you the whole packet, how many people love you enough to do that?  [:X]
You like singing, I'll sing for you...

"LILY, LILY, give me your answer do
don't be silly, its all for the love of you
it wont be a classy marrage, I cant afford the carrage
but you'll look sweat, upon the seat
of a bicycle built for two"

But what's the point Beaver, she'll never come and I'm just making myself look more and more stupid, I just know I'm going to end up living in a ditch, with no friends, eating berries and dead rats, people will walk past and throw pictures of her at me, I can see it now. That my lot, I totally see it, everyone will hate me, throw Pooh and all sorts, but you know what Beaver even worse I cant even count! So thats it game over, man! GAME OVER! [:-'(]

Thanks for the tissue.

Well actually Beaver thinking about it, it was silly to ever think she would get back, I realise now, that it was just a silly crush, and that I need to move on. I will miss posting about her, I very much enjoyed thinking up new ways to show her and everyone else that I liked her. But such is life, thanks for the chat Beaver it has really helped.

Hope you agree. :P :)
 

   

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« Reply #76 on: 08/07/2007 10:30:54 »
Tell her you're a friend of the internet legend himself, Doctor Beaver. You'll go up a lot in her estimation; maybe even enough to...  ;)
 

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« Reply #77 on: 08/07/2007 14:09:00 »
What...... cover her in trifle, then lick it all off, after line dancing?

What are you thinking of?

Don't waste my time, I am never again, going to talk of her. 
 

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« Reply #78 on: 08/07/2007 14:12:13 »
init, kdlynn does you and your kitty like getting cained?

 [:0] Dat is well outa order man!

and what you chatin beav, let da lady answer....

Killer is it true, that you and your kitty likes getting cained, and donīt mind payin for it neither?
 

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« Reply #79 on: 08/07/2007 14:38:07 »
init, kdlynn does you and your kitty like getting cained?

 [:0] Dat is well outa order man!

and what you chatin beav, let da lady answer....

Killer is it true, that you and your kitty likes getting cained, and donīt mind payin for it neither?

JOLLY! What's happening?
 

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« Reply #80 on: 08/07/2007 14:44:04 »
init, kdlynn does you and your kitty like getting cained?

 [:0] Dat is well outa order man!

and what you chatin beav, let da lady answer....

Killer is it true, that you and your kitty likes getting cained, and donīt mind payin for it neither?

JOLLY! What's happening?

Nothing Karen me and the beaver are just talking English..... :)

Why do you ask?
 

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« Reply #81 on: 08/07/2007 14:48:19 »
You seem upset or irratated.. I am glad your not!
 

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« Reply #82 on: 08/07/2007 14:50:40 »
Don't dis him, rude girl, or you get da drive-by innit!  [O8)]
 

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« Reply #83 on: 08/07/2007 14:52:23 »
Don't DIS him.. LOL I haven't heard that since my daughter was 8 years old! LOL!
 

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« Reply #84 on: 08/07/2007 14:54:35 »
Let's pimp the forum!  :D
 

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« Reply #85 on: 08/07/2007 14:56:59 »
You too are crazy today! LOL!
 

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« Reply #87 on: 08/07/2007 15:01:27 »
Let's pimp the forum!  :D

You know dat, all you killers get your bikinis on.......what!
 

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« Reply #88 on: 08/07/2007 15:02:53 »
Punani time!
 

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« Reply #89 on: 08/07/2007 18:29:58 »
i feel like i've entered a parallel universe... no. to the best of my knowledge being unable to go back to the urban dictionary at the moment, neither i nor my picture of hello kitty like to be cained
 

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« Reply #90 on: 08/07/2007 18:52:33 »
Why? is it coz it like proper gos to your head, and you cant handle it......what!
 

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« Reply #91 on: 08/07/2007 18:59:14 »
sure... where's that link again...
 

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« Reply #92 on: 08/07/2007 19:02:09 »
sure...

Dats fury muff, nuff said, but I is tinkin dat with practice you could, take some more of dat XXXX.......what!
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« Reply #93 on: 08/07/2007 19:05:22 »
ok... someone explain what he's trying to say
 

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« Reply #94 on: 08/07/2007 19:26:04 »
I believe you would rather knot know.
 

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« Reply #95 on: 08/07/2007 19:27:26 »
oh. i don't like this game anymore
 

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« Reply #96 on: 08/07/2007 20:21:09 »
Is it coz I is a beaver?
 

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« Reply #97 on: 08/07/2007 20:47:32 »
no. it's because i don't know what anybody is saying
 

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« Reply #99 on: 08/07/2007 22:01:16 »
BOYS....I think your slang can be funny but when it is hurting the feelings of someone you are aiming it at you need to stop.. It is not OK to tease someone who has quite clearly expressed their dislike for the teasing..it has become offensive to her.. and I fully can understand her dismay by the terminology, and am going to draw the line here myself as it is too much! Please Stop! enough said, now please go back and lets all enjoy the forum..with a better subject matter.

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