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« Reply #25 on: 10/07/2007 10:05:43 »
See the little goblin, see his little feet,
and his little nosey wose, isn't the goblin sweet? Oy!
 

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« Reply #26 on: 10/07/2007 10:07:36 »
Baldrick, you wouldn't recognize a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsichord singing "subtle plans are here again"
 

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« Reply #27 on: 10/07/2007 10:08:34 »
"Tell me, Brother Baldrick, what exactly did God do to the Sodomites?"
"I dunno, but I can't imagine it was worse than what they used to do to each other."
 

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« Reply #28 on: 10/07/2007 10:12:12 »
Sniff my skids!
 

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« Reply #29 on: 10/07/2007 10:13:09 »
As a reward, Baldrick, take a short holiday...did you enjoy it?
 

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« Reply #30 on: 10/07/2007 10:20:58 »
BA: So you don't know the way to France either?

Cap: No.

BA: Bugger.
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« Reply #31 on: 10/07/2007 10:22:00 »
So you want me "tackle out"?
 

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« Reply #32 on: 10/07/2007 10:33:25 »
Nursey: "Oh, that's another good idea. You're so clever today, you'd better be careful your foot doesn't fall off."
Queenie: "Does that happen when you have lots of brilliant ideas? Your foot falls off?"
Nursey: "It certainly does. My brother had this brilliant idea of cutting his toenails with a scythe and his foot fell off."
 

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« Reply #33 on: 10/07/2007 10:34:06 »
Stuart - you do realise, I assume, that people will conclude that we are totally mad.
 

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« Reply #34 on: 10/07/2007 10:38:46 »
Stuart - you do realise, I assume, that people will conclude that we are totally mad.

Phwang!



Beep.....



Pahpahhhhhhhhh
 

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« Reply #36 on: 10/07/2007 10:43:20 »
It seems to have blown Karen away anyhow......she's gone awful quiet!
 

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« Reply #37 on: 10/07/2007 11:26:52 »
She's probably phoning the men in white coats.
 

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« Reply #38 on: 10/07/2007 11:29:15 »
He's mad. He's mad. He's madder than Mad Jack McMad the winner of last year's Mr Madman competition.
 

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« Reply #39 on: 10/07/2007 11:33:41 »
Hi nursey, like the beard! Gives me something to hang on to!
Am I pleased to see you or have I just stuck a canoe in my pocket!
 

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« Reply #40 on: 10/07/2007 11:47:35 »
"Great Scott, sir! You mean the moment's finally arrived for us to give Harry Hun a good old British-style thrashing, six of the best, trousers down?"
"...If you mean, 'Are we all going to get killed?', then...yes."
 

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« Reply #41 on: 10/07/2007 11:48:09 »
Clearly General Haig is about to make yet another gargantuan attempt to move his drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin.
 

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« Reply #42 on: 10/07/2007 11:50:33 »
Melchett: "You used to have a rabbit. Beautiful little thing. Do you remember?"
George: "Flossy."
Melchett: "That's right. Flossy. Do you remember what happened to Flossy?"
George: "You shot him."
Melchett: "That's right. It was the kindest thing to do after he'd been run over by that car."
George: "Your car, sir."
Melchett: "Yes, by my car. But even that was an act of mercy when you remember that that dog had been set on him."
George: "Your dog, sir."
 

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« Reply #43 on: 10/07/2007 11:55:35 »
BA: What's on the menu?
Baldric: Rat. Saute or fricassee?
BA: Saute involves?
Baldric: Well, you take the freshly shaved rat, and you marinade it in a puddle for a while.
BA: Hmm, for how long?
Baldric: Until it's drowned. Then you stretch it out under a hot light bulb, then you get within dashing distance of the latrine, and then you scoff it right down.
BA: So that's sauteing, and fricasseeing?
Baldric: Exactly the same, just a slightly bigger rat.
 

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« Reply #44 on: 10/07/2007 12:02:37 »
BA: What's on the menu?
Baldric: Rat. Saute or fricassee?
BA: Saute involves?
Baldric: Well, you take the freshly shaved rat, and you marinade it in a puddle for a while.
BA: Hmm, for how long?
Baldric: Until it's drowned. Then you stretch it out under a hot light bulb, then you get within dashing distance of the latrine, and then you scoff it right down.
BA: So that's sauteing, and fricasseeing?
Baldric: Exactly the same, just a slightly bigger rat.


 

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« Reply #45 on: 10/07/2007 12:57:08 »



 ;D ;D ;D

"Oh cappuccino, have you got any of that chocolaty stuff you sprinkle on...." ´well, I´m sure..´"NOO!"
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