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Whatever happened to Emo Phillips?
« on: 10/07/2007 15:04:57 »


An Emo joke:-

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.
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« Reply #1 on: 10/07/2007 19:40:26 »
I gather he went to the USA for tax reasons. He did a tour of the UK not too long ago so I guess the tax peopel have forgotten him. He's got a wiki entry but it doesn't do him justice as a comic (IMHO)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_Philips
 

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« Reply #2 on: 10/07/2007 19:41:52 »
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
 

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« Reply #3 on: 10/07/2007 19:42:40 »
I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks.
 

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« Reply #4 on: 10/07/2007 19:45:02 »
just thnk this could happen to any of us...................LOL
 

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« Reply #5 on: 10/07/2007 20:00:06 »
LOL

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« Reply #6 on: 10/07/2007 20:07:25 »
 :D
 

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« Reply #7 on: 10/07/2007 20:22:51 »
His stuff is genius, love it  :D


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