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« on: 19/07/2007 10:15:34 »
Someone has again asked me to post a topic for them. I said hay don't be embarrassed, Neil is back and it will get lost in the other "slightly silly" topics. But this did not work, so here is the question.

When we poo, it tends to be sausage like in shape, do any animals poo in other shapes, such as triangles or squares? if not, why not?


 

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« Reply #1 on: 19/07/2007 10:17:11 »
Bunny buttons are round, deer drops are tear shaped, cow pats are just a great slippy mass, and bear poo is often shaped like a hapless hiker.
 

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« Reply #2 on: 19/07/2007 10:18:43 »
Perhaps it depends on the shape of your anus. That was a song by Sting I think?
Singing "That's not the shape of my arse"
 

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« Reply #3 on: 19/07/2007 10:20:50 »
LOL...a triangular shaped poo (if solid) would be quite painful to defecate I would imagine !......LOL..It make me think of Angel fish poo !!..I mean...they're basically fish triangles aren't they ?

Don't horsies and Elephants poo in great big dollops !! ?

...and a cowpat is a thing of beauty too...though this of course is the resultant consequence of a stream of poo !!.....which then we must form the conclusion that cows do not poo on the move !!

 

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« Reply #4 on: 19/07/2007 10:29:46 »
Yes cows are very messy! Ducks are loose nasty too. like a cow..Goats are round more like a deer!Pigs are sloppy and chickens are odd not quite as messy.
 

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« Reply #5 on: 19/07/2007 10:34:13 »
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YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!

Splatfest !!!
 

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« Reply #6 on: 19/07/2007 10:37:26 »
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! LOL
 

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« Reply #7 on: 19/07/2007 10:48:35 »
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I don't want to kill this specifically worthwhile knowledge based thread but I once did a poo that was so big I was very content !..I took a piccy !...this got me thinking that a family collage of poos would be a great one for the family album...but...for some reason the fam did not approve !...still...to this day...my picture makes me proud !!
 

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« Reply #8 on: 19/07/2007 10:52:39 »
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a sort of scat scan......
 

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« Reply #9 on: 19/07/2007 10:53:54 »
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a sort of scat scan......

now that IS funny.
 

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« Reply #10 on: 19/07/2007 10:54:04 »
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I don't want to kill this specifically worthwhile knowledge based thread but I once did a poo that was so big I was very content !..I took a piccy !...this got me thinking that a family collage of poos would be a great one for the family album...but...for some reason the fam did not approve !...still...to this day...my picture makes me proud !!

HEE HEE HEE HEE! LOL You crack me up! LOL
 

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« Reply #11 on: 19/07/2007 10:54:54 »
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a sort of scat scan......

HEE HEE HEE! LOL pretty good one! You guys are great with poo topics LOL!
 

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« Reply #12 on: 19/07/2007 10:57:57 »
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I'd be happy to share the piccy !...for health and safety reasons I feel it's best I don't post it here !!..but I'd be delighted to share my  "Scat Scan" (Excellent Denstudent !!) or " Poocture " via email !!

I am so proud !..it's like...my baby !!..........LOL !!


 

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« Reply #13 on: 19/07/2007 11:08:15 »
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Erhmm !!..the offer to email my poo is not expected to be wildly accepted. Please do not be embarassed to not ask to see my piccy !!  :)


Lets get this thread back where it started.

It seems that anything other than the shapes already mentioned that poo in any other form is rare and unique !
 

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« Reply #14 on: 19/07/2007 11:11:08 »
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« Reply #15 on: 19/07/2007 11:12:13 »
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I'd be happy to share the piccy !...for health and safety reasons I feel it's best I don't post it here !!..but I'd be delighted to share my  "Scat Scan" (Excellent Denstudent !!) or " Poocture " via email !!

I am so proud !..it's like...my baby !!..........LOL !!




 Oh My gosh.. LOL..Was it big enough to be your baby? LOL
 

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« Reply #16 on: 22/07/2007 09:55:48 »
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For further information and examples you should go to

http://www.ratemypoo.com

I kid you not
 

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« Reply #17 on: 22/07/2007 09:59:31 »
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For further information and examples you should go to

http://www.ratemypoo.com

I kid you not


Ian, i was considering using the buffet car on the train....not now
 

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« Reply #18 on: 22/07/2007 14:12:18 »
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For further information and examples you should go to

http://www.ratemypoo.com

I kid you not



It's on there !!

I'm a little concerned though how Mr Soul Surfer...our esteemed sage of astronomical phenomena and our cosmological curator would know of such a site........perhaps there is a constellation  ' Crapus ' and it's entry has been forwarded for approval to ratemypoo !
 

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« Reply #19 on: 22/07/2007 23:59:39 »
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I also contribute to surfing websites where there is a somewhat more raucus environment  :-)
 

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