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« Reply #25 on: 29/07/2007 17:47:35 »
NO YOUR WRONG HE'S "MY JOLLY" SO TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF!!!!!!!!!LOL LOL
 

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« Reply #26 on: 29/07/2007 17:49:15 »
SORRY KAREN!! LoL.
 

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« Reply #27 on: 29/07/2007 17:50:00 »
MY attempt at Humor!!! LOL
 

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« Reply #28 on: 29/07/2007 17:51:47 »
It was good humor! LoL
 

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« Reply #29 on: 29/07/2007 18:05:17 »
 I can't take the credit as you started it you clever boy! LOL
 

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« Reply #30 on: 29/07/2007 18:27:20 »
Oh we can split it 50/50. LoL.
 

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« Reply #31 on: 29/07/2007 21:23:21 »
DEAL! LOL!
 

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« Reply #32 on: 30/07/2007 03:14:12 »
Yay I like deals! Deal or no deal! I should have said that darn. LoL. Sorry Jolly is this is not your idea for Laughing. Its making me laugh though! LoL.
 

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« Reply #33 on: 30/07/2007 06:16:51 »
Jolly is always open for laughing and good at keeping me smiling too! LOL
 

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« Reply #34 on: 30/07/2007 15:49:15 »
HAHA again Karen! LoL. My parents got a joke in a forward. I don't get it but one of you might. Once I get on the desktop I'll get it for you all!
 

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« Reply #35 on: 30/07/2007 16:44:25 »
It will probably be over my head like everything else !
 

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« Reply #36 on: 30/07/2007 19:20:25 »
LOL LOL! I don't know any jokes really so I will be the reader! LOL!

Well post something that made you laugh. As a joke topic why not- CEO pillow talk! ;D

I cannot think of anything to make me laugh right now....


How old is this NUN Jolly? LOL ...it will be quite funny if she is a lot older and her examiner has a good sense of humor and is not up tight! Who what is an examiner! Is she being tested ??

Well yeah, Err how about:

Ceo: "and RC this is the wall after I painted it green... this photo is of my Gnome Harold.. no you stay there, I have a P45 in the draw!..... OK then, this is a picture I took of the floor after I had washed it"
 
 

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« Reply #37 on: 30/07/2007 19:24:17 »
Fench pillow talk:

"No madame, je ne suis pas James Bond."

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"Une hirondelle ne fait pas le printemps"
 

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« Reply #38 on: 30/07/2007 19:51:53 »
  No Mrs I am not James Bond. LOL! Then it says, "A swallow does not do the spring???" So what does that mean Jolly??? LOL LOL
 

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« Reply #39 on: 30/07/2007 21:30:10 »
I probably don't wanna know what that means so good think I don't know french! LoL.
 

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« Reply #40 on: 30/07/2007 22:46:57 »
 Well it is a beautiful Language I wish I was better at it!
 

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« Reply #41 on: 30/07/2007 22:51:06 »
To bad they don't offer it at our school or I would take it instead of spanish..
 

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« Reply #42 on: 30/07/2007 22:52:11 »
Spanish is much more practical here in the states but french is not bad either!
 

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« Reply #43 on: 30/07/2007 22:58:25 »
So I like being different. LoL. That's why I have an amazing guitar from China! LoL.
 

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« Reply #44 on: 30/07/2007 23:05:40 »
Good I usually like being different to.. personality wise anyway!
 

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« Reply #45 on: 30/07/2007 23:28:15 »
Ok any more funny stuff?
 

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« Reply #46 on: 31/07/2007 01:00:30 »
Not really.. I didn't know anything had been funny yet! LOL
 

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« Reply #47 on: 31/07/2007 01:21:18 »
Here i'm going to get on the desktop and get you that joke..
 

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« Reply #48 on: 31/07/2007 01:27:12 »
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer.  They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
 
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT!  I have had enough.  I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
 
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

           They moused.
            They faxed.
            They e-mailed.
            They e-mailed with attachments.
            They downloaded.
            They did spreadsheets!
            They wrote reports.
            They created labels and cards.
            They created charts and graphs.
            They did some genealogy reports.
            They did every job known to man.   
 
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
 
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.   
 
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
 
Jesus just sighed.........
 
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.  Satan started searching frantically, screaming:  "It's gone!  It's all GONE!  !@#@$!@%^#$^!@$%@!!@$#!! said Satan.  "I lost everything when the power went out!"  #)*^%*#%#@!@%~!@#%!!!
 
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
 
Satan observed this and became irate.  "Wait!" he screamed.  "That's not fair!  He cheated!  How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
           
God just shrugged and said, ......................
"JESUS SAVES"


I let you all know I didn't get this one..
 

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« Reply #49 on: 31/07/2007 02:00:54 »
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL..That's a great one right up my alley! LOL HEE HEE HEE HEE...

You now Jesus saves souls salvation.. But he also knows to back up his files and save them so he doesn't loose in a power outage! LOL LOL...Very good indeed!
 

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