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The Naked Scientists Dot Com
« on: 15/05/2004 01:30:38 »
The Naked Scientists Dot Com
A fountain of knowledge in every Forum
With plenty of data to absorb and digest
I still have the urge to quote and suggest
Queries are short-lived, answers come quick
Plenty of choices just take your own pick
A question is posed and the answer forth-comes
With a crossing of fingers, and a click of my thumbs
A ponder ,a thought, that inspires from numb
Itís The Naked Scientists Dot Com
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« Reply #1 on: 15/05/2004 02:58:13 »
Inviting people world wide to share their knowledge
Whether learned by experience or an education in college

This gives me an idea Neil.  Why don't we write a story together?  Each person can write only one line at a time, and there has to be input by someone else before they can contribute another line.

I'll start.

The heat wafted up from the sun-drenched asphalt as though it was trying to melt the fast approaching figure.
 

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« Reply #2 on: 15/05/2004 03:14:06 »
It was a dry hot heat, that hit your face like a slap from the sun. A mirage ? A hallucination ? or was the figure for real ?

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« Reply #3 on: 15/05/2004 03:59:37 »
Can I join in?  Here's mine - I'll delete it if you don't want me in this story.

Then, as I watched, the figure slowly materialized into a woman with a figure too perfect to be real.

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« Reply #4 on: 15/05/2004 15:26:03 »
And as my eyes adapted to the light, I feasted them on the most enormous set of breast implants that I'd ever seen.  She bounced rapidly in my direction, with a definite mission in mind.
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« Reply #5 on: 15/05/2004 16:24:40 »
"you know, I had to get planning permission for these" she said. It was difficult to keep an air of coolness and a straight face, with my jaw so eloquently dropped and my tongue unwrapped and touching the ground !



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« Reply #6 on: 15/05/2004 20:48:35 »
I figured I could get one word out without my voice cracking, so I uttered "nice" with a little extra emphasis on the hiss at the end.

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« Reply #7 on: 15/05/2004 22:47:48 »
"Mice! Where?" she shreiked, leaping into his arms.
 

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« Reply #8 on: 15/05/2004 23:29:20 »
'oooh...lucky me' he wheezed ,as his capacious arms cradled the deaf but beautiful amazonian female.With her hearing aid now turned up high, she felt embarrassed at her faux pas but did not struggle to be free from his muscular arms.

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« Reply #9 on: 16/05/2004 19:13:25 »
"No," she whispered, "lucky me," she continued as she slowly lowered her feet to the ground, pressed tightly up against him.
 

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« Reply #10 on: 17/05/2004 16:04:22 »
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Originally posted by bezoar

"No," she whispered, "lucky me," she continued as she slowly lowered her feet to the ground, pressed tightly up against him.



"The names Kenneth" she mouthed gently into his left ear, her breath tingling his neck hairs...
 

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« Reply #11 on: 17/05/2004 18:31:35 »
Hi Kenneth, I'm Gloria !!...doesn't that babbling brook , beside the oasis in the distance look so inviting ?  Splish Splash !!!

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« Reply #12 on: 17/05/2004 21:35:55 »
"I must be hallucinating," thought Kenneth "'cause that woman knew my name...and I can see the oasis too!"
 

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« Reply #13 on: 17/05/2004 21:42:47 »
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Originally posted by tweener
Can I join in?  Here's mine - I'll delete it if you don't want me in this story.

John - The Eternal Pessimist.


When I said we could write a story together I meant we, all of us in the forum.
 

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« Reply #14 on: 18/05/2004 03:20:56 »
Wait a minute.  I thought Kenneth was the girl.  And the guy is named Gloria?
 

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« Reply #15 on: 18/05/2004 04:29:35 »
Oops, you're right.  Busted reading dyslexically again.
 

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« Reply #16 on: 18/05/2004 12:33:25 »
Kenneth and Gloria could see the light in each others eyes, they were a magnet to each others tranvestite/transexual charms. Despite the torrent heat, the sweat they produced was for each other. With a skip and a hop , and hand in had they danced their merry way to the refreshing inviting waters that beckoned them from afar.

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« Reply #17 on: 18/05/2004 18:27:28 »
They reached the oasis gate and their high spirits crash landed, brought down by Kenneth's tears as she read aloud "no imported fruits allowed".
 

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« Reply #18 on: 19/05/2004 01:56:08 »
Since the "Kenneth" line I've been laughing too hard to contribute to this!  Now, I really don't know where to take it.

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« Reply #19 on: 19/05/2004 12:14:35 »
Lying back in each others arms , Kenneth and Gloria were struck by the lightining bolt of The Moderator Tweener, their nomenclature and assignation for each other was bewildering to say the least.

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« Reply #20 on: 19/05/2004 22:17:53 »
suddenly, kenneth was juxtaposed onto gloria in a frenzy of sweaty scrabbling!
 

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« Reply #21 on: 19/05/2004 23:26:46 »
"Now if I put the word 'Xyster' here" said Gloria, "that gives me treble letter and treble word, making....oh so many points..."...this was indeed one of the sweatiest games of scrabble that had ever been played.

"oh, you give good scrabble" Kenneth spluttered

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« Reply #22 on: 19/05/2004 23:54:01 »
**Advertising interlude** Do you feel your creative juices  are overflowing ?...do you feel you are a wasted talent of intellectual literal genius ?...then come on board, write a line or two, join this story, contributions are required....we need you, desperately !!...**End of advertising interlude**

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« Reply #23 on: 20/05/2004 00:41:48 »
The longest official word ever (1,913 letters) is the term for the formula C(1289)H(2051)N(343)O(375)S(8)shrieked Kenneth...

Methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenyl-
alanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysyglutamyl-
gycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylalanylvalylthreonyl-
leucylglycylaspartylprolylglycyllisoleucylglutamylglutaminyl-
serylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucyl-
glutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamylleucyl-
glycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylserylaspartylprolylleucyl-
alanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminylasparaginyl-
alanylthreonylleucylarginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanyl-
glycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanyl-
glutamylmethionylleucylalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyl-
lysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolylisoleucylglycylleucyl-
leucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalylphenylalanyl-
asparaginyllysylglycylisoleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanyl-
tyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalyl-
aspartylsrylvalylleucylvalylalanylaspartylvalylprolylvalyl-
glutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphenylalanylarginylglutaminyl-
alanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginylvalylalanyl-
prolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolylprolylaspartyl-
alanylaspartylaspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginylglutaminyl-
isoleucylalanylseryltyrosylglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyl-
tyrosylleucylleucylserylarginylalanylglycylvalylthreonylglycyl-
alanylglutamylasparaginylarginylalanylalanylleucylleucyllysyl-
glutamyltyrosylasparaginylalanylalanylprolylprolylleucylglutaminyl-
glycylphenylalanylglysylisoleucylserylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminyl-
valyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylaspartylalanylglycylalanylalanyl-
glycylalanylisoleucylserylglycylserylalanylisoleucylvalyllysylisoleucyl-
isoleucylglutamylglutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamyl-
prolylglutamyllysylmethionylleucylalanylalanylleucyllysylvalylphenyl-
alanylvalylglutaminylprolylmethionyllysylalanylalanylthreonylarginy-
lserine.

But there isn't enough tiles to do that gasped Gloria as she saw Kenneth furiously fling letter laden tiles all over the shop.

wOw the world spins?
 

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« Reply #24 on: 20/05/2004 00:55:49 »
"G'day, names Bruce. You two sheilas OK?" The tall dark stranger frightened Gloria.
 

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