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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #25 on: 10/05/2005 20:50:07 »
I heard that a strong Alkali solution breaks down a human body much quicker than acids. It can also dispose of those little annoyences such as teeth and bones. Im not such how it would do against the Gall Stones though.

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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #26 on: 10/05/2005 21:49:17 »
why dont you just blow it up into little pieces or something or take a boat out into the ocean and put a weight on it and let it sink to the ocean bed.

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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #27 on: 10/05/2005 22:51:02 »
..wait until the corpse has gone all stiff, stand upright in a corner...... makes a good hat stand/coat holder.........

If you're handy with electronics...stick a bulb in mouth to make a pleasant lamp....at Christmas you can avail the corpse of it's other orifices to make a pleasing Christmas Tree.

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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #28 on: 11/05/2005 07:18:55 »
Here, we feed unwanted guests to the snakes.












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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #29 on: 11/05/2005 08:25:37 »
Whatw was it snacking on I_Kryptonite ? a big mouse or a really small horse ?....presumably a small deer or a roo ?

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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #30 on: 11/05/2005 08:47:18 »
"What's that, Skippy?  A python ate Sunny?"
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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #31 on: 11/05/2005 21:00:28 »
I think it is a kangaroo

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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #32 on: 12/05/2005 05:11:43 »
Yeah I'd say a wallaby by the feet, too small for a roo but guess it could have been a baby roo.

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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #33 on: 12/05/2005 08:01:12 »
ye its deffinetly a Kangaroo of some sort.... a small one though. Just out of curiosity..... how but to Kangaroos grow?

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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #34 on: 16/05/2005 01:04:24 »
Cudos to you, Old Man. It is indeed an ex-wallaby :)
 

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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #35 on: 16/05/2005 14:27:13 »
Maybe pay the guy down the local crematorium a few bux to turn a blind eye?

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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #36 on: 16/05/2005 21:15:27 »
Ha yeah I think that is the best idea yet. What about fly over the oceon and drop the body off with a lead weight on it!

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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #37 on: 31/07/2005 03:35:08 »
ive used thermit to vapourise carbon steel for some fun, and i think it would take care of a nasty lookin corpe. no problems!

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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #38 on: 31/07/2005 04:10:38 »
originally posted by Exodus#
How to get rid of a corpse
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I asked my wife that question
Her answer was. Divorce me
I should of known better. she loves me really
 

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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #39 on: 01/08/2005 09:56:27 »
ROFLMAO!!!!!
 

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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #40 on: 02/08/2005 20:44:27 »
Ok here is how I would get rid of a corpse. You have to make holes in it to allow the gas to escape otherwise the earth you are going to bury it under would rise up kind of like a mole hill so make plenty of deep penetrating stab wounds to the body.

The problem with burying a body is that the earth is disturbed and the Police simply need to look for signs of the earth having been disturbed.

Well how about burying the body somewhere that this will be camoflauged? Perhaps where the earth has already been disturbed due to things already being buried and as such it wouldn't look out of place?

CEMETERY - bury the body in a cemetery.

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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #41 on: 02/08/2005 21:25:01 »
chop it up into tiny little pieces and then bury each piece all over the world

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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #42 on: 02/08/2005 22:32:00 »
.....how about put a sticker on it that says ' return to sender ' and stick it in your nearest letterbox ! (please feel free to add any address that it should be sent to !)

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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #43 on: 17/08/2005 20:07:57 »
its not too uncommon to find rogue corpses in with another body at grave plots.

if youre going to bury it somewhere else, vacuum wrap the body tightly in strong plastic and then dip it in molten stainless steel and let it dry evenly. lets see "gasses" try to get out of that.
 

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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #44 on: 17/09/2005 02:35:09 »
step 1 : become the owner of local museum.
step 2 : look up some some old/boring  (the boring part is very important) cultures embarming process.
step 3 : lable and store, and keep the next few slots open for people who ask difficult questions


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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #45 on: 17/09/2005 02:40:17 »
has any1 seen the film "wolf creek" at the cinima.

if u wana know how to kill some1 and get away with it, take notes ^^


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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #46 on: 17/09/2005 03:59:55 »
bury it in area 51
 

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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #47 on: 17/09/2005 04:10:03 »
Eat it !

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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
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Re: How to get rid of a corpse
« Reply #49 on: 17/09/2005 17:54:51 »


Michael...perhaps a bit of cheek ?...hmmmm !!!

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