The Fortnite Drama

Chris Berrow uses his extensive scripting skills and knowledge as a legendary writer to dramatise the Fortnite drama that's been going on for a few weeks. Starring Chris Berrow, Leigh Milner and Alex Rhodes...

CB - Hello, I’m Apple, I’m really happy that I’m taking a 30% cut of all the in-game currency of Fortnite, it makes me happy and I like money

LM - Hang on that’s not fair, I want to keep some of that money for myself, it’s not fair

AR - I like Google Play, it’s nice

CB - Thanks Alex… sorry Google

LM - I’m going to let gamers buy in-game currency for cheaper than they can get it on the App store and on Google Play

AR - Hang on, that’s not very nice

CB - Um if you do that I’m gonna ban you from the store… and you won’t have access to all of our gamers

LM - Yeah not bothered, hey everyone… discounts on Fortnite V bucks if you buy them directly from me! Get your V bucks...

CB - Ok you’re banned

AR - Activate the banhammer

LM - Aw, that’s not very nice...

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