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no, it is really me spying...
I drilled a hole through to my neighbours lounge and watch his TV !
You'll be surprised what kind of things he does to his neighbour. 
As a firm believer in empirical study I snuck into my neighbours house at 3am this morning and whilst he was in his world of slumber I plomped my beautiful exit area over his happy welcoming face. Good job I had eaten a double dose of baked bean vindaloo earlier as I am sure this helped with the expirement. Anyway, as soon as he gets out of hopsital I will ask him for the results..in the mean time..can ewe help ?
As a firm believer in empirical study I broke into my neighbours house at 3am this morning………restrained him to his bed and chopped up a thousand onions (I had to wear a helmet)…..four hours passed and his tears kept flowing…after another hour even I could not take it and so I had to leave…..My neighbour was clearly upset to see me leave as he was crying still !...awwww bless him !!.....So, no answer there , and, as I can’t face returning because of the onion scent, his wailing ,as my auto-onion squeezer continues to squeeze the other 4000 onions I left, seems to indicate that my neighbour is still missing me …awwwww !!
As a firm believer in empirical study I snuck into where my neighbour is resting in hospital and launched him space bound. Boy, did I have to use a lot of gaffer tape to stick him to my rocket..I'll invoice him for that !...anyway, until he returns with hopefully an answer I wonder if ewe can assist me........( i did stick a ruler up his bum so that he could measure it for me !! )
As a firm believer in empirical study my buddy (Surgeon Sheepy) and I broke into my neighbours house this morning at 3am....and with his overwhelming unconsciously sedated consent , performed a sex change op on him. He's now a 'she' and seems to be very happy...although he...erhhmm..SHE is still sedated she has this natural urge to reach for the phone and lipstick !....Anyway, nearly 24 hours have passed and we have yet to still notice a change in tone....Surgeon Sheepy suggest we untape her mouth....but I don't know !!
As a firm believer in empirical study I trudged over to my neighbours house at 4am this morning with a sheepy chum. I covered myself in ketchup and my sheepy chum was covered in humus !...despite constant goading with a stick and behaviour that would see us more apt to being part of a pole-dance troupe, he failed to show any affectation towards us. We dwell-ed on this for 5 hours and decided that chaining him to his bed and gagging him did not affect his decision process ! Hurrumpth !!..he didn'tt even co-operate by remaining conscious !!
As a firm believer in empirical study I snuk into my neighbours house at 3am this morning and painted his black hair white using permanent non wash-outable paint and waited for his eyebrows to also turn white !..To keep his head still he kindly allowed me to superglue the back of his head to his bed......a few hours later and they are still brown !!...so, no luck there !
Have you read the threads that he's started? I'll try and find some for you.