[Pseudoscience-is-malarkey (OP)]

Many of you trendy Nakedscientists are probably aware of a pad for women that is placed between their clothes and their business, to prevent the unsightly showing of a woman's camel toe. Men have a slightly similar problem... To the men reading this post who are sitting down and not nude from the waist down, take a look down at your lap right now and see if the material in your pants is bunched up, making a penis teepee. Women often mistake penis teepees for erections. I invite the readers of this post to mull with me on figuring out material that might be able to prevent this misunderstanding.

[alancalverd]

Ballet dancers disagree. Start with a cricket box and add as much padding as you can stuff into your tights. Bring back the upholstered and embroidered codpiece!

[Bored chemist]

I invite the readers of this post to mull with me on figuring out material that might be able to prevent this misunderstanding.

I heard that's the origin of the "Prince Albert".
NSFW (unless you work in a tattooists or whatever.)

[Liaata]

Wow, I never heared of a camel toe pad. I think for men this is not a big issue. Most of them are proud of this region and would love to show it more often.