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Life Sciences => Plant Sciences, Zoology & Evolution => Topic started by: neilep on 02/08/2021 13:16:00

Title: why Is WOMBAT poo CUBED ?
Post by: neilep on 02/08/2021 13:16:00
Dearest Scatologist


Ewe can see why Arbuthnot Vombatidae the 3rd has tears in his eyes !!..he's just pooped cubed poop !!!!




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Arbuthnot just moments ago with tears in his eyes

What on earth is going on here ?WHY DOES ARBUTHNOT POO CUBED POOP ? !!!

Do they have a shortage of dice in the wombat community ? have they got the recipe for ice cubes all wrong ?
Somebody help !!!

hugs et les shmishes

mwah mwah mwahNeilxxxxxxxx









As a firm believer in empirical study
I sneaked indoors to my neighbour buddy
At 3am I found a hole
Inserted a box inside his goal


No protest as he allowed to be sedated
A calm and cool neighbour I had created
He just winced in whined and moaned in the chair
I had tied him to it so no luck there[
Title: Re: why Is WOMBAT poo CUBED ?
Post by: Halc on 02/08/2021 13:26:48
Because the star shaped ones were too painful to pass.

At least you know Arbuthnot is probably getting a square meal each day.

They actually look like pumpernickel croutons. Maybe it's a side hustle for the wombat.
Title: Re: why Is WOMBAT poo CUBED ?
Post by: neilep on 02/08/2021 17:54:39
Quote from: Halc on 02/08/2021 13:26:48
Because the star shaped ones were too painful to pass.

At least you know Arbuthnot is probably getting a square meal each day.

They actually look like pumpernickel croutons. Maybe it's a side hustle for the wombat.
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LOL...i can see it now on Dragons Den plying its Pumpernickel croutons !!
Title: Re: why Is WOMBAT poo CUBED ?
Post by: evan_au on 02/08/2021 23:02:01
One video suggested that the cube-shaped ones are better for marking territory on rocks and logs, because they don't roll away...
This one doesn't speculate so much (and has a legitimate accent...):
Title: Re: why Is WOMBAT poo CUBED ?
Post by: neilep on 04/08/2021 14:50:57
Quote from: evan_au on 02/08/2021 23:02:01
One video suggested that the cube-shaped ones are better for marking territory on rocks and logs, because they don't roll away...
This one doesn't speculate so much (and has a legitimate accent...):


Wow !!...a lot of thought has gone into the Wombats anal sphincter exit hole  !  why not use a crayon on a stone to mark territory and leave a poem to woo the mates ?  NO....lets crap cubed poo !!  and lets do it nightly in great quantities to fool campers reaching for the cubed brown sugar for their coffee !

Thanks Evan