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to a woman: "you've got something on your chin.... no, the other one"
To a beaver - "That's a fine pelt you have there. Want to come over for some Almond butter biscuits and tea?"(potassium cyanide, you know)
To a naked man "Hold on, I'll get a magnifying glass."
To a Brit - "Where is Iraq? Do you know where your troops are?"