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Title: Family Guy.......
Post by: jolly on 09/07/2007 14:35:14

Please place your favourite Family Guy quotes below. [:)]

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Post by: jolly on 09/07/2007 14:36:05

´Yes Yes Meg, now you can be somewhere else when the boys dont call´

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Post by: jolly on 09/07/2007 14:37:03

´Turn off the wipers they don't work, there just making it worse´

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Post by: Mirage on 09/07/2007 16:52:54

I love Stewie, Brian and Peter......they are far the best characters, either on their own or together, they slay me [:)]

Eliza: Ew, your breath smells like kitty litter.
Stewie: I was curious!

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Post by: Mirage on 09/07/2007 17:56:32

Brian: Hey, barkeep, whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

Lois: It's geat they picked your theme, but isn't it a little esoteric?
Peter: Esoteric?
(Zoom in to the guys in Peter's brain)
Guy1: Could it mean sexy?
Guy2: I think it's a science term.
Guy3: Fellas, fellas! Esoteric means delicious!
(back to the real world)
Peter: Lois, "Who's the Boss" is not a food.
Brian: Swing and a miss.

Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Lois: Together we can do anything: face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
Peter: Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. And not just our phone, Lois, other people's phones. Decent phones, God-fearing phones, phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better because we were a team!
Brian: What the hell are you talking about?

(the above quote is close to my heart.........I can go on like Peter does  [;D] )

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Post by: kdlynn on 10/07/2007 00:48:44

oh i love family guy! stewie's my favorite!

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Post by: i am bored on 10/07/2007 03:03:37

nah stewie dosent hold a candle to brian

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Post by: kdlynn on 10/07/2007 03:05:49

stewie and brian together... that's perfect

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Post by: i am bored on 10/07/2007 03:07:00

yes it is

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Post by: Mirage on 10/07/2007 03:08:10

Not sure about that, Stewie is a genius character. But I feel that Peter, Brian and Stewie really make the show great

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Post by: i am bored on 10/07/2007 03:10:44

and adam west we cant forget him

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Post by: i am bored on 10/07/2007 03:16:35

 quagmire: giggity giggity goo alright

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Post by: kdlynn on 10/07/2007 03:17:42

i just really don't like the chicken...

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Post by: i am bored on 10/07/2007 03:19:21

chicken?

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Post by: kdlynn on 10/07/2007 03:21:07

the one peter fights with. it's so stupid

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Post by: Mirage on 10/07/2007 03:22:23

Adam West was an odd one, but I like his character.....but he will always be Batman to me [;)]

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Post by: kdlynn on 10/07/2007 03:24:13

actually, adam west did the commercials for the company i work for.

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Post by: Mirage on 10/07/2007 03:27:00

Holy smokes

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Post by: kdlynn on 10/07/2007 03:28:39

the owner of our company knows a lot of people...

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Post by: Mirage on 10/07/2007 03:30:46

My uncle was offered a beer by a member of the polish mafia once [;)]

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Post by: kdlynn on 10/07/2007 03:32:58

lol. great...

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Post by: Mirage on 10/07/2007 03:38:18

The funny thing is, it was because the blokes dog got clipped by a car and my uncle put the dog in my dads back garden till the bloke could be contacted...my dad wasn't happy having a dog in the garden.....a few years later we got a dog

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Post by: kdlynn on 10/07/2007 03:40:44

that's weird

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Post by: kdlynn on 10/07/2007 04:34:34

oh don't forget rupert!

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Post by: Mirage on 10/07/2007 04:36:25

Nah, forget Rupert, it's all about the Evil Monkey

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Post by: kdlynn on 10/07/2007 04:39:53

i like rupert! he's adorable and cuddly!

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Post by: Mirage on 10/07/2007 04:54:15

Well he is a teddy bear after all [;)]

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Post by: kdlynn on 10/07/2007 05:06:29

yes... like pookie in garfield...

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Post by: Mirage on 10/07/2007 05:11:51

Can't say I remember pookie

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Post by: kdlynn on 10/07/2007 05:15:17

he was garfield's bear

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Post by: Mirage on 10/07/2007 05:18:08

I wasn't really a Garfield fan to be honest

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Post by: kdlynn on 10/07/2007 05:19:55

i just liked odie

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Post by: Mirage on 10/07/2007 05:27:43

lol that was the dog wasn't it?

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Post by: kdlynn on 10/07/2007 05:36:53

yep!

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Post by: Karen W. on 10/07/2007 05:49:31

Me Sarah Loved Garfield.. She was all about Garfield like you Miss love hello Kitty! LOL ..

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Post by: jolly on 10/07/2007 12:42:13

´You know the best part of being half black and half white- when I grow up I´ll be excepted by everyone!´

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Post by: jolly on 10/07/2007 12:44:47

Brian: "Face it Stewie, your a sucker for a women with blue eyes"

Stewie: "Ha ha! Her eyes are green!"

Brian: "ha, ha, thankyou for proving my point"

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Post by: Mirage on 10/07/2007 18:31:56

Quote from: jolly on 10/07/2007 12:44:47

Brian: "Face it Stewie, your a sucker for a women with blue eyes"

Stewie: "Ha ha! Her eyes are green!"

Brian: "ha, ha, thankyou for proving my point"

LOL I love that one, isn't that one called 'Dammit Janet'?

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Post by: jolly on 10/07/2007 18:50:56

yeah Dammit Janet, a take off of the rocky horror picture show!

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Post by: jolly on 13/07/2007 19:43:46

´Dam you vile women! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped your wreathed womb!´

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Post by: jolly on 15/07/2007 15:57:53

"dang it bug, it´s my turn to use the sex box"

"It´s my sex box, and her name is SONY"

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Post by: i am bored on 15/07/2007 19:35:01

Quote from: jolly on 15/07/2007 15:57:53

"dang it bug, it´s my turn to use the sex box"

"It´s my sex box, and her name is SONY"

oh i love that one isnt that the one where pertr gives away chris's, meg's, and stewie's gists away

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Post by: i am bored on 15/07/2007 19:35:23

i forgot the name

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Post by: elegantlywasted on 16/07/2007 00:16:43

"Hello 911? Yah its Quagmire... No its stuck in a window this time."

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Post by: Fast-Debrid on 26/09/2011 06:34:33

I like the episdode when Stewie took some steroids to make himself buff. Then after one day, he wakes up with whole body sagging. hahahahahahaha!!!!!
I love watching it over and over again! Good thing I have
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