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General Discussion & Feedback => Just Chat! => Topic started by: DoctorBeaver on 21/12/2008 09:18:07
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Just in case there are any other heathen bas**rds like me out there [;D]
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Happy yule Eth....have a great time!
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Thank you, Karen. I shall try
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I hope so too.. right now.. I am way bored can't sleep!
my mind is somewhere between the gutter and heaven.....Hows that for merry Chritmas! Someone sent me a nice muscle pin up....Lol...
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Lucky you [;D]
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Lucky you [;D]
Yeah.. thats about all the action..I will see this Christmas... lol... too bad pin up man doesn't whisper sweet nothings or give up some sugar! lol....
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You naughty girl! [:0]
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Indeedy yes I am.. I should borrow Neils blow up doll.. I bet he is the hunk of hunky hunks!!! lol..or maybe I should should just find Daniel! LOL...LOL...
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You think Neil is a hunk? [:o]
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I should borrow Neils blow up doll..
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You think Neil is a hunk? [:o]
Of course' but I was not referring to Neil.. but to Neils Blow up doll!....Lol... I figure sheepy picked out a hunk for his blow up pal.. so only fair he share the handsome fellow eh?..LOL..
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He looks rather effeminate. The doll, not Neil.
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He looks rather effeminate. The doll, not Neil.
Is it the "hands-on-hips" pose ?, or that he is doing the washing-up ? [:)]
[I suspect I can guess where they have put the valve on the inflatable husband doll. [:I] ]
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I should borrow Neils blow up doll..
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LOL....LOL... awwwww he doesn't look to lively there eh? I am worried.. I am sure I.d wear him out and he would become quite windy and even might perk up and fly away with me if he is suddenly deflated!! lol....
Yes I think he is doing the washing up !!
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He looks rather effeminate. The doll, not Neil.
Yes his legs are ill proportioned!
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He looks rather effeminate. The doll, not Neil.
Is it the "hands-on-hips" pose ?, or that he is doing the washing-up ? [:)]
[I suspect I can guess where they have put the valve on the inflatable husband doll. [:I] ]
Well If thats true of the valve I may be disappointed when pulling or tugging to hard eh? He may be very fragile and become somewhat whimpy on me very quickly!..Lol...
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Inflatable man could have other uses, e.g. driving in the carpool lane ...
Blow-up dolls, shop mannequins and dogs dressed up as children have all been used to try and justify driving in lanes where vehicles are required to have at least three occupants.
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSHER25771920080612
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Is that a little yellow bow in his hair? Or just a hairslide?
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Like most things the description on the packaging will probably bear little resemblance to the actual product ...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RfyWfvNz9Z0&feature=related [:)]
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Is that a little yellow bow in his hair? Or just a hairslide?
I think they are highlights so he is very gay. The description also makes him a gay man. It is just a shame that gay men like other men otherwise they would be perfect.
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I appreciate a secular greeting so a happy Yule to you, Dr Beaver - and a tolerable New Year.
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I love the way one of the Blow up husband's attributes are that it floats...
becasue, you know... that *is* very important. In fact I'm going to check and see if my partner floats and if he doesn't.... *shakes fist*
Hope you have a very nice couple of days.. however you use them.
Who is first to have Christmas? I know we have some Australian eastern states posters.. any New Zealanders? Anyone from Kiritimati?
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Inflatable man could have other uses, e.g. driving in the carpool lane ...
Blow-up dolls, shop mannequins and dogs dressed up as children have all been used to try and justify driving in lanes where vehicles are required to have at least three occupants.
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSHER25771920080612
Women use them in their car so others think they are not alone when driving on trips alone etc...
Be a pretty boring ride!
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I love the way one of the Blow up husband's attributes are that it floats...
It's a witch!
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I hope you all had a good solstice! If yesterday was Yulemas then what's today? Those Christians get all pugnacious with their Boxing Day...
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For most pagans today is Hangover Day [:D]
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Bet your off to sink those chisel teeth into a nice tree trunk or 6 over the festering season. Watch out for the trappers and give my regards to Jim Bowie and Dave Crocket, who spent many years with a beaver keeping their heads warm, apparently.
Merry Crimbo Eth And a glorious new year to everyone Ho Ho Ho = buy 1 get 2 free
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Bet your off to sink those chisel teeth into a nice tree trunk or 6 over the festering season. Watch out for the trappers and give my regards to Jim Bowie and Dave Crocket, who spent many years with a beaver keeping their heads warm, apparently.
Merry Crimbo Eth And a glorious new year to everyone Ho Ho Ho = buy 1 get 2 free
It is actually a purported to be a 'coon skin cap. ('coon = raccoon) Beavers adorned the heads of the ones who could afford them - they are quite nice. I have had one.
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I would quite enjoy sitting on your head and crapping down your back! [:P]
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Bugger this "Yule" lark.
Merry Christmas, all. I bring gifts of the most wonderful christmas carols...
MR HANKY THE CHRISTMAS POO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu4AuQA50pg)
We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo
Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!
I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)
Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?
Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!
Stan: Come on dude, push!
Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
Kyle: Here he comes!
[POP!]
Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!
Singers: Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.
Howdy Ho!
AND
I FARTED ON SANTAS KNEE (LAP FOR THOSE AMERICANS) (http://www.lyricsdownload.com/usher-i-farted-on-santas-lap-lyrics.html)
OR THIS:
Mom made beans for dinner
you know i ate em all
said come get your coat on
goin to the mall gona visit santa
and sit apon his knee
but all that I could think about
was how not to cut the cheese
waiting there for santa
thought that id explode
the gas bubble grew bigger
with every ho ho ho
try my best to hide that I was doing swell
but when Isat down on santas lap he hollard whats that smell !
~chorus~
I farted on santas lap
now Christmas is gonna stink for me
I farted on santas lap
now ill get &*&*&*& under my Christmas tree
I asked him for a baseball
I asked him for a bat
I asked him for some ice skates
but I'll get none of that
I asked him for a lot of things
I'll have to do with out
when i sat down on santas lap
I let one slip out
~chorus~
On Christmas eve I snuck out
of my bed with out a sound
went down to the living room to take a look around
and then I saw santanext to the Christmas tree
his arms were full of preasents and they were all for me
put them in a pile got up to turn around
then blew a fart with such great force our tree all most
so I'll always charish that speacial moment when
I realized even old saint nick rips one now and then
~chorus~
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Happy bah, humbug to all.
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Happy Christmas indeed to one and all, even the Hum Buggers! LOL
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I would quite enjoy sitting on your head and crapping down your back! [:P]
Beaver hats are made from DEAD beaver pelts - how can you crap down my back if you are a disemboweled hunk of fur, removed from the skin, and pounded into felt?
(Beavers are very disadvantaged, like Gypsies. They don't have any place in a beaver lodge to teach the kits [or the knowledge and mental capacity for such an endeavor.] Thus they cannot learn how anything is done, including how their forefathers [and mothers] were trapped, skinned and transformed into haberdasheral splendor for humans.)
Poor lout - he tries SO hard!
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They also have goofy teeth
I would quite enjoy sitting on your head and crapping down your back! [:P]
Beaver hats are made from DEAD beaver pelts - how can you crap down my back if you are a disemboweled hunk of fur, removed from the skin, and pounded into felt?
(Beavers are very disadvantaged, like Gypsies. They don't have any place in a beaver lodge to teach the kits [or the knowledge and mental capacity for such an endeavor.] Thus they cannot learn how anything is done, including how their forefathers [and mothers] were trapped, skinned and transformed into haberdasheral splendor for humans.)
Poor lout - he tries SO hard!
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Less of it, you ba***rds! [:(!]