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General Discussion & Feedback => Just Chat! => Topic started by: jolly on 02/03/2007 19:58:11
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eg: mobile phone, jacket.
girl after using mobile phone go's to put it in her pocket. and finds another one there, she asks the mobile "where did you come from?"
the mobile says "pokia"
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cement dust and pineapples
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a guy who loves pineapples has an affair, his wife to get him back puts some cement dust on his pudding. As he takes a bite into it all his teeth smash, he says "woot uuuuoo duuu whhhaaat ffoohooorree?". she says "no! what the hell did you do with that whore?". Dont worry i'll think of a better one got a better one for lemons, she put it on a lemon and makes him a bit sour.lol
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LOL....trying to see the pineapple element beyond the fact that the bloke luffs them !!
what about cornflakes and hair gel ?
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o.k working on it. in the mean time, what do you get if you Cross corn flakes with hair gel- sticky/hard flakes. still thinking.
o.k hows this:
The mum walks in the kitchen and finds her son putting hair gel on his cornflakes. she says "why are you doing that?" the kid says "well, dad said your cooking was so crap! that it would be nicer to eat cornflakes with gel on them- So I thought I'd find out!" the mum says "your father takes the micheal" the kid says "no, I think he's right"
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duist off some old ones and make it fit.................LOL [:)]
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what next? hadrian modify your box above.
Anyone else got two things to make a joke from?
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A monk goes into a burrito shop and say's make me one with everything!
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Ernest Hemmingway joke;
Why did the chicken cross the road? To die in the rain, alone.
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Upon entering a parking lot in the rain, I was amazed to see a young blonde women working feverishly at her car door lock, trying to open it to put the top up.
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A monk goes into a burrito shop and say's make me one with everything!
Oh grooooaaaaan [xx(]
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LOL.. Bad One eh! I thought it funny.. Haven't you ever wanted to be ONE with the Universe! LOL