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Non Life Sciences => Physics, Astronomy & Cosmology => Topic started by: Hadrian on 11/03/2009 14:33:44

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Hadrian on 11/03/2009 14:33:44

Let's say that the universe is going to pull itself apart some time in the future. Now if you had all the technological resources that you needed how would you solve this annoying problem? 

let you imagination go wild!   

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Don_1 on 11/03/2009 14:44:52

Put gaffer tape around it???

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Hadrian on 11/03/2009 15:18:34

wow and so easy too............. LOL

There I was thinking of draining gravity out of our universe into another one I just happened to have in the basement and all I need was some tape!

Thanks for the tip

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Don_1 on 11/03/2009 15:26:45

Don't mention it. My pleasure. Incidentally, I have a few rolls spare which I have put on eBay with a reserve of £10,000,000.00. Feel free to make your bid now.

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Hadrian on 11/03/2009 15:40:27

on my way right now.......... would you take some old bank stock i have?

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Don_1 on 11/03/2009 15:51:44

Nah! Sorry one roll of gaffer tape is worth 2 x Royal Bank of Scotland at the moment.

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Hadrian on 11/03/2009 15:53:01

flip it anyway just lit the fire with them...............

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Chemistry4me on 12/03/2009 04:34:14

I would have used glue...

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Post by: Karen W. on 12/03/2009 05:23:05

Quote from: Hadrian on 11/03/2009 14:33:44

Let's say that the universe is going to pull itself apart some time in the future. Now if you had all the technological resources that you needed how would you solve this annoying problem? 

let you imagination go wild!  

Perhaps figuring some way to position ourselves closer to a couple different planets to increase the gravitational force to keep it together like pressure from the outside counteracting the pulling process to create more of a compacting phenomenon.... would that work! LOL say if you could manipulate a planets positioning to other planets?

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Karen W. on 12/03/2009 05:23:43

or would that kill us all instead???LOL..

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Chemistry4me on 12/03/2009 05:47:09

Nah, don't be ridiculous, of course it won't. [:)]

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Karen W. on 12/03/2009 06:02:16

LOL..LOL...I best find a sweetie soon cause if I get crushed I expect to be crushed sweetie Sandwhich...together forever...LOL...LOL

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Post by: Karen W. on 12/03/2009 06:02:36

AH...what a way to go!! LOL..

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Don_1 on 12/03/2009 08:13:13

Quote from: Karen W. on 12/03/2009 06:02:16

LOL..LOL...I best find a sweetie soon cause if I get crushed I expect to be crushed sweetie Sandwhich...together forever...LOL...LOL

Eureka!!!

You've given me an idea to solve this problem.

Sweeties, (US Candies) boiled sweeties.
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.britishsweets.com.au%2Fproducts%2FS00097.jpg&hash=7bb941e2f51ade59acf1a90ddd546355)
We all know how sticky they can get, smothered in fluff from your pockets after they've been there a couple of months and slipped out of the wrapper. Just get everyone to empty their pockets of these elusive treats and send them up in the space shuttle, open the cargo bay doors and viola, sticky sweeties will hold the universe together forever.

Do I get a Nobel Prize for this?

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Chemistry4me on 12/03/2009 08:28:15

Here:

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cpepweb.org%2Fimages%2Flarge-nobel.jpg&hash=e7ffe5154320bb1498dbaadc2a5ae642)

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Don_1 on 12/03/2009 08:53:26

OH GOLLY GOSH!!!

I've got a Nobel Prize........(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fbouncing%2F2.gif&hash=eb8640d51925ad96e8dcb5eac6efcad9)(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fhyper%2F3.gif&hash=c3d8cabb51ef8afaa0fd32afc967a3a3)

Oh! Just one question, is this the prize for Chemistry, Physics or Idiocy?

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Chemistry4me on 12/03/2009 08:59:47

What ever you want!

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Post by: Hadrian on 12/03/2009 09:07:06

i am so jealous  [:-[]

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Post by: Chemistry4me on 12/03/2009 09:12:26

Here, you can have the one from under the bed:

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fprofessorgeradin.blogs.com%2Fphotos%2Funcategorized%2F2007%2F10%2F11%2Fbuchanan_nobel_front.jpg&hash=6fef531414beb23c5248fe7927ea49a4)

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Post by: Hadrian on 12/03/2009 09:18:54

wow all for me..... me, em did i say ME![:0]   LOL

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Chemistry4me on 12/03/2009 09:24:47

Unfortunately for you it does not come with any prize money

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Post by: Hadrian on 12/03/2009 09:31:13

i am above such needs  [::)] .................. "yea right  [;D]"

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Chemistry4me on 13/03/2009 04:23:57

You can have Don_1's wallet.

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bb-shopping.com%2Fprod_images%2Fimage_cat36%2Fthumbs%2F300%2Fthumb_3101_image1tight-git-1.jpg&hash=837eb54b5169082bf4dd507d6ab6a717)

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Karen W. on 13/03/2009 10:59:07

Quote from: Don_1 on 12/03/2009 08:13:13

Quote from: Karen W. on 12/03/2009 06:02:16

LOL..LOL...I best find a sweetie soon cause if I get crushed I expect to be crushed sweetie Sandwhich...together forever...LOL...LOL

Eureka!!!

You've given me an idea to solve this problem.

Sweeties, (US Candies) boiled sweeties.
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.britishsweets.com.au%2Fproducts%2FS00097.jpg&hash=7bb941e2f51ade59acf1a90ddd546355)
We all know how sticky they can get, smothered in fluff from your pockets after they've been there a couple of months and slipped out of the wrapper. Just get everyone to empty their pockets of these elusive treats and send them up in the space shuttle, open the cargo bay doors and viola, sticky sweeties will hold the universe together forever.

Do I get a Nobel Prize for this?

Lol...lol..you would think about that.... Lol....

little hard candies eh... lol...

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: neilep on 13/03/2009 12:13:30

The answer is blatantly obvious !!

Post a picture of me in certain areas of the Cosmos and my charisma is enough to keep things together !

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Sheesh !.. i really have to spell it out for ewe lot !





Ewe know it, I know it..the Universe knows it !

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Chemistry4me on 13/03/2009 12:15:45

HERE:

Ewe can have a Nobel Prize too. [:)]

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cpepweb.org%2Fimages%2Flarge-nobel.jpg&hash=e7ffe5154320bb1498dbaadc2a5ae642)

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: neilep on 13/03/2009 12:23:22

I am humbled !!


I'll add it to my collection ! I need a new coaster !!  [;)]

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Hadrian on 13/03/2009 12:27:20

its empty

Quote from: Chemistry4me on 13/03/2009 04:23:57

You can have Don_1's wallet.

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bb-shopping.com%2Fprod_images%2Fimage_cat36%2Fthumbs%2F300%2Fthumb_3101_image1tight-git-1.jpg&hash=837eb54b5169082bf4dd507d6ab6a717)

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Don_1 on 13/03/2009 12:54:23

It usually is.... Matches my pockets.(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sad027.gif&hash=3b321577d5174e8ce0e719b001e9959e) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fcrying%2F2.gif&hash=6f40ed49d250203da654520072aa4687)

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: neilep on 13/03/2009 13:25:52

Quote from: Don_1 on 13/03/2009 12:54:23

It usually is.... Matches my pockets.(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sad027.gif&hash=3b321577d5174e8ce0e719b001e9959e) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fcrying%2F2.gif&hash=6f40ed49d250203da654520072aa4687)

I'll give ewe some money !

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Here's Mrs Happy Smiler to give it to you.

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Post by: Don_1 on 13/03/2009 14:09:30

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Feyes%2F8.gif&hash=b5f680bbf302ab3ba27c24811f272cf2)


Why, thank you kind Sir.

Do you, perchance, have a few extra spare wallets to put that lot in?

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: neilep on 13/03/2009 15:08:53

Quote from: Don_1 on 13/03/2009 14:09:30

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Feyes%2F8.gif&hash=b5f680bbf302ab3ba27c24811f272cf2)


Why, thank you kind Sir.

Do you, perchance, have a few extra spare wallets to put that lot in?

ewe could always give it to this bloke to look after..he has a wallet which looks big enough and is very safe and secure !!

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Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Hadrian on 13/03/2009 16:55:37

So in the mean time how do save the universe?

 Anyone got Flash Gordon’s number?

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fscreenrant.com%2Fimages%2Fflashgordon.jpg&hash=8cce761c006666f120ce069ead82f37d)

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Post by: yor_on on 13/03/2009 18:49:42

Easy, give every body, warm or cold, a gold rolex. It is well known that time binds our universe together. You can give me two, then I'll do twice the work:)

.

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(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.betterswiss.com%2Fimages%2Fmpres06.jpg&hash=fd0c7cc07ac376ba1d6ebaff32f366d3)

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Hadrian on 15/03/2009 03:28:34

now where oh where did i put my old timex

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Post by: Mr. Scientist on 07/12/2009 07:11:34

Quote from: Hadrian on 11/03/2009 14:33:44

Let's say that the universe is going to pull itself apart some time in the future. Now if you had all the technological resources that you needed how would you solve this annoying problem? 

let you imagination go wild!  

According to Michio Kaku, only a type 3 civilization could stop this from happening.

Title: solve this annoying problem ..... soon!
Post by: Mr. Scientist on 07/12/2009 07:12:42

Quote from: neilep on 13/03/2009 15:08:53

Quote from: Don_1 on 13/03/2009 14:09:30

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Feyes%2F8.gif&hash=b5f680bbf302ab3ba27c24811f272cf2)


Why, thank you kind Sir.

Do you, perchance, have a few extra spare wallets to put that lot in?

ewe could always give it to this bloke to look after..he has a wallet which looks big enough and is very safe and secure !!

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lol