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Just Chat! / Atheists: Are you in a festive mood to celebrate christmas?

« on: 27/12/2010 20:11:25 »

Me and my sons went to church for my husbands sake. My sons protest by singing rude words to the hymes or doing them in fake Yorkshire accents. They also do things like when the vicar asked "Which animals were first in the stable?" my son shouted "A partridge in a pear tree."
Murray is going to sit and read Richard Dawkins next year.

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Just Chat! / Poll: Are you able to put the tips of your fingers under you rib cage?

« on: 27/12/2010 20:01:45 »

No that is where I keep my reserve breasts, in case the normal breasts get punctures.

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Just Chat! / Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?

« on: 27/12/2010 19:59:37 »

I went camping with my husband and got no rumpy pumpy, just a lot of in tent shuns.

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Just Chat! / Happy Xmas/Christmas/Festive Season/Holiday-period all!! (delete as appropriate)

« on: 27/12/2010 19:55:44 »

Forgot to say ding dong merrily on high and all that tripe to you all.

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Just Chat! / Happy Xmas/Christmas/Festive Season/Holiday-period all!! (delete as appropriate)

« on: 27/12/2010 19:54:31 »

Just saw three great tits on my bird feeder.  I always get mutants to feed my birds.

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Just Chat! / Is this the WORST JOKE EVER?

« on: 22/10/2010 18:39:23 »

A man walks into the doctors wearing nothing but cling film underpants. The Doctors looks up and says "I can clearly see you're nuts."

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Just Chat! / Can you receive radio stations with you teeth?

« on: 22/10/2010 18:32:10 »

Aren't your teeth plastic geezer? I doubt you can pick anything up on falses.

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Just Chat! / Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?

« on: 22/10/2010 18:28:17 »

I think you are getting us muddled up with Australians, and that would never do cobber

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Chemistry / Chemistry quiz?

« on: 08/10/2010 17:59:00 »

What links all these things, lipstick, bipolar disorder medicine and pace makers?

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Just Chat! / Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?

« on: 08/10/2010 17:45:40 »

Here is a reverse pun that is related in a certain way to the prior post. What's the connection, and what was the original line?

"We're sliding a gong on the breast of a slave."

I think this is the pun ch line to a joke.

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Just Chat! / Mum boasting?

« on: 07/10/2010 19:41:50 »

Oop misread question.

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Just Chat! / Have you heard of John Pilkinton?

« on: 07/10/2010 19:39:04 »

The one with the g in it. Sorry not used to iPad keyboard.

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Just Chat! / JimBob

« on: 07/10/2010 19:34:28 »

Ooh! I luff kittens.

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Just Chat! / Have you heard of John Pilkinton?

« on: 06/10/2010 19:06:45 »

I'm doing a teachers conference on global education and wondered how many people had heard of John Pilkinton. I can't afford the big guns like Al Gore who wants £15000 so I need to find someone popular enough to draw people in but not so popular they are expensive. John looks like a good bet, so who knows him and what does he do. No cheating on google.

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Just Chat! / Mum boasting?

« on: 06/10/2010 18:56:24 »

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Just Chat! / Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?

« on: 06/10/2010 18:47:19 »

One phalisy here is Make it Lady's blow torch. Hard to fathom.

oi flower stop casting nasturtiums on my character.

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Just Chat! / Why is P silent?

« on: 06/10/2010 18:43:10 »

We have a sign in our leisure centre saying "Swimming ool, please note there is no p in it, let's keep it that way!"

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Just Chat! / Mum boasting?

« on: 05/10/2010 21:44:18 »

He only wears odd socks because he says it is a waste of time matching them.

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Just Chat! / JimBob

« on: 05/10/2010 21:42:26 »

I luff star trek. what is wrong with living in a fantasy world. Just got to go and feed my unicorn. The sprignols of Karach are coming over later to play 5 dimensional tennis.

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Just Chat! / Mum boasting?

« on: 05/10/2010 18:10:43 »

At the moment it takes him all his time to change his socks!