[Don_1]

Tree-Rex ...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/dinosaur-discovered-in-norfolk-or-at-least-a-tree-755249

That's treemendous

[Don_1]

A rather shortlived species of gay dinosaur.... Tyrannosoreass Rex!

Terrance, the fella who was re-tiling our kitchen wall was good at his job, but rather short sighted. "Pterry,dactile is cracked." I told him.

[Don_1]

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Overheard in med school - 'I learned about the colon through the process of elimination.'

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Do creative weather forecasters do a lot of brain storming?

By thunder they do and lightning quick at that.

Played at weather forecasting conferences?

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January, 2014, is:
International Creativity Month

Do all bakers use pie charts in their business plans and models?

[Don_1]

Do all bakers use pie charts in their business plans and models?

Only if they are old tarts with makeup caked on their faces. The younger less crusty ones who no longer live for yeasterday tend to soak up modern technology like a sponge. Though it may cost them a good deal of dough, it usually proves to be the better option.

Yea, yea, yeah! wheatever you say. Have you been drinking? Are you a little tipsy?

[Don_1]

Q. What type of shoes do bakers wear?

A. Loafers.


Q. How do female bakers wear their hair?

A. In a bun.


Q. What do bakers do in their spare time?

A. Flour arranging.

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Q. What type of shoes do bakers wear?

A. Loafers.

Q. How do female bakers wear their hair?

A. In a bun.

If you have sticky buns you shouldn't put pants on.

Q. What do bakers do in their spare time?

A. Flour arranging.

When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour!

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Do all bakers use pie charts in their business plans and models?

Only if they are old tarts with makeup caked on their faces. The younger less crusty ones who no longer live for yeasterday tend to soak up modern technology like a sponge. Though it may cost them a good deal of dough, it usually proves to be the better option.

Yea, yea, yeah! wheatever you say. Have you been drinking? Are you a little tipsy?

For Don_1!

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January, 2014, is:
International Creativity Month

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January, 2014, is:
International Creativity Month

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February, 2014 is:
Dog Training Education Month
http://www.dog-obedience-training-review.com/c/february-dog-training-education-month






I trained my dog to hunt for underground mushrooms but now he's more truffle than he's worth.

[Don_1]

Toilet humour?

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[Aemilius]

Toilet humor? Well, a few years back, Johnny Carson (yes, I'm that old) had to sue to persuade a Porta-Potty outfit not to use Heeere's Johnny! as their business name. 

[Aemilius]

I'm thinking there may be considerable resistance from the Catholic community if anyone were to try and start a Porta-Potty business called Vati-Can!

[Aemilius]

More creatively, I would opt for Obamas original campaign slogan as the ultimate, the YesWe-Can!

[Aemilius]

Can you think of any others?

[RD]

Toilet humor? Well, a few years back, Johnny Carson (yes, I'm that old) had to sue to persuade a Porta-Potty outfit not to use Heeere's Johnny! as their business name. 

He should have sued like Chubby did ... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21471967