Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

Don_1 · « **Reply #3480 on:** 07/12/2013 22:50:20 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 07/12/2013 22:48:57

Quote from: demografx on 07/12/2013 19:00:14

I fell for her.

I hope you didn't damage your ardour!!!!

So very sorry, that's got nothing to do with punning, that's just plain & simple smut.

demografx · « **Reply #3481 on:** 07/12/2013 22:55:58 »

That's perfectly all right.

My ardor is intact [

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demografx · « **Reply #3482 on:** 07/12/2013 22:58:13 »

Ego: only slightly bruised [

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demografx · « **Reply #3483 on:** 07/12/2013 23:36:13 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 07/12/2013 10:15:31

I thought we needed a young lad 'ere to help Demo climb, so I rung the hospital.

Hmmm. That has a familiar ring to it.

I'm not sure if I've heard that hospital chime before, but it rings a bell.

demografx · « **Reply #3484 on:** 07/12/2013 23:54:16 »

Ring Ring!

Don_1 · « **Reply #3485 on:** 08/12/2013 00:39:44 »

Good gracious! Its a jellyphone. Must be for the hard of hearing............
"Look, you'll have to speak up, I'm a triffle deaf."

Don_1 · « **Reply #3486 on:** 08/12/2013 00:42:05 »

Quote from: demografx on 07/12/2013 22:55:58

That's perfectly all right.

My ardor is intact []

My ardour is in tact too, but it is a tad softer these days.

demografx · « **Reply #3487 on:** 08/12/2013 05:38:10 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 08/12/2013 00:42:05

Quote from: demografx on 07/12/2013 22:55:58
That's perfectly all right.

My ardor is intact []

My ardour is in tact too, but it is a tad softer these days.

I once got hit in the head with a can of soda.

I was lucky it was a soft drink.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3488 on:** 08/12/2013 15:26:03 »

So da can be bad for your teeth.

demografx · « **Reply #3489 on:** 08/12/2013 16:45:27 »

ENGLISH:ENGLISH TRANSLATION 101

Quote from: Don_1 on 08/12/2013 00:42:05

Quote from: demografx on 07/12/2013 22:55:58
That's perfectly all right.

My ardor [US] is intact

My ardour [UK] is in tact...

demografx · « **Reply #3490 on:** 08/12/2013 17:10:50 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 08/12/2013 15:26:03

So da can be bad for your teeth.

demografx · « **Reply #3491 on:** 08/12/2013 23:08:37 »

I had a soft drink while catching up on the ironing.

It was soda pressing.

bizerl · « **Reply #3492 on:** 08/12/2013 23:25:25 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 06/12/2013 05:15:50

Ah! Good old Fred Astair, they don't make 'em like that any more, it seems to be escalat or be damned.

Thanks Don, that pun gave me a real lift.

Did you know if you give a duck soda, they become forever pheasant?

demografx · « **Reply #3493 on:** 09/12/2013 00:07:45 »

Don_1 · « **Reply #3494 on:** 09/12/2013 11:23:55 »

Quote from: bizerl on 08/12/2013 23:25:25

Did you know if you give a duck soda, they become forever pheasant?

Yes indeed, but they don't half grouse about it.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3495 on:** 09/12/2013 11:36:51 »

Quote from: demografx on 08/12/2013 23:08:37

I had a soft drink while catching up on the ironing.

It was soda pressing.

I hope you met all the chalanges this requires and when you were done you put it in the airing cupboard. You'd better have made a good job of it, Mrs Demo will not be pleased if there are steel creases in the clothes.

The last time I did some ironing, I was getting it all wrong and began to sweat profusely. The missus hurled expletives at me, saying "You're a tit an' u hum". She then gave a clip around the ear and my arse a nick.

This was blatant husband beating, so I called the coppers.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3496 on:** 09/12/2013 11:53:54 »

Quote from: bizerl on 08/12/2013 23:25:25

Quote from: Don_1 on 06/12/2013 05:15:50
Ah! Good old Fred Astair, they don't make 'em like that any more, it seems to be escalat or be damned.

Thanks Don, that pun gave me a real lift.

I see it as my job to elevat or be damned.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3497 on:** 09/12/2013 11:55:46 »

Quote from: demografx on 08/12/2013 23:08:37

I had a soft drink while catching up on the ironing.

It was soda pressing.

Tip for the day.

If you feel depressed you need deep rest.

demografx · « **Reply #3498 on:** 09/12/2013 17:42:17 »

demografx · « **Reply #3499 on:** 09/12/2013 20:34:42 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 09/12/2013 11:36:51

Quote from: demografx on 08/12/2013 23:08:37
I had a soft drink while catching up on the ironing.

It was soda pressing.

I hope you met all the chalanges this requires and when you were done you put it in the airing cupboard. You'd better have made a good job of it, Mrs Demo will not be pleased if there are steel creases in the clothes.

The last time I did some ironing, I was getting it all wrong and began to sweat profusely. The missus hurled expletives at me, saying "You're a tit an' u hum". She then gave a clip around the ear and my arse a nick.

This was blatant husband beating, so I called the coppers.

Don_1 wins yet another ~~Irony~~ Ironing Award!! <applause cue to freebie audience!>

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