Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

Donnah · « **Reply #3520 on:** 31/12/2013 20:22:01 »

My friend, Diatrist, doesn't have a note to his name. Po' Diatrist.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3521 on:** 02/01/2014 01:46:40 »

Quote from: Donnah on 31/12/2013 20:22:01

My friend, Diatrist, doesn't have a note to his name. Po' Diatrist.

Po'Diatrist = Convicted Saudi shop lifter who must eat from a gazunder.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3522 on:** 02/01/2014 01:49:32 »

Quote from: demografx on 27/12/2013 22:07:39

Quote from: alancalverd on 23/12/2013 17:01:56
Does he play footnotes on a shoe horn? Or is that a load of old cobblers?

Quote from: Don_1 on 24/12/2013 08:18:55

He has always said, his favourite composer is Schubert.

But they say that Schumann is da mann.

Schu maker

Don_1 · « **Reply #3523 on:** 02/01/2014 01:53:08 »

Quote from Paris:
"Aye kill his heel".

Don_1 · « **Reply #3524 on:** 02/01/2014 01:54:57 »

Happy new year to one & all.

Now, let's all have a new year punch up!

demografx · « **Reply #3525 on:** 02/01/2014 02:13:22 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 02/01/2014 01:54:57

Happy new year to one & all.

Now, let's all have a new year punch up!

My new year's resolution - - as a bankrupt gardener - - is to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3526 on:** 02/01/2014 13:29:09 »

Quote from: demografx on 02/01/2014 02:13:22

Quote from: Don_1 on 02/01/2014 01:54:57

Happy new year to one & all.

Now, let's all have a new year punch up!

My new year's resolution - - as a bankrupt gardener - - is to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia.

"Hiya dranger"
"Hiya Cynthia"

Don_1 · « **Reply #3527 on:** 02/01/2014 13:32:33 »

My new year resolution is to make more glue, and I intend on sticking to it.

demografx · « **Reply #3528 on:** 02/01/2014 21:46:09 »

demografx · « **Reply #3529 on:** 02/01/2014 21:48:59 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 02/01/2014 13:32:33

My new year resolution is to make more glue, and I intend on sticking to it.

I didn't tell Mrs. Demo that I ate some of that tasty glue you made.

My lips are sealed.

demografx · « **Reply #3530 on:** 02/01/2014 22:05:14 »

January, 2014 is:
Get Organized Month

Breaking News - Angry Villagers Organize. Storm White House.

demografx · « **Reply #3531 on:** 03/01/2014 03:14:36 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 02/01/2014 13:29:09

"Hiya dranger"

Hydrangea quercifolia - - 'Harmony'

or

Golden Needle Hydrangea - Hydrangea aspera - - 'Golden Needle'

WHICH ONE?

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Aemilius · « **Reply #3532 on:** 15/01/2014 06:29:58 »

Did you hear the one about the Dendrite? It had an Axon to grind!

Don_1 · « **Reply #3533 on:** 15/01/2014 16:12:19 »

Quote from: demografx on 03/01/2014 03:14:36

Quote from: Don_1 on 02/01/2014 13:29:09

"Hiya dranger"

Hydrangea quercifolia - - 'Harmony'

or

Golden Needle Hydrangea - Hydrangea aspera - - 'Golden Needle'

WHICH ONE??
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As pera hydrageas go, these two are well suited.

Despite all the rain, walking through the woods, I noticed there's now drops around.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3534 on:** 15/01/2014 16:24:27 »

Working in Paris last week at the Musée national de la Marine, I am rué to report that my best pun effort was (looking toward the Eiffel Tower), If that was made of sponge & jelly would it be called the triffel tower?

I think I'm going inSeine.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3535 on:** 15/01/2014 16:29:45 »

By the way, can anyone enlighten me? Why could I find no mention of Trafalgar & Nelson at the Musée national de la Marine???

demografx · « **Reply #3536 on:** 16/01/2014 05:20:38 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2014 16:24:27

I think I'm going inSeine.

Quote from: demografx on 10/06/2010 16:59:24

If you jump off a Paris bridge, you're in Seine.

demografx · « **Reply #3537 on:** 16/01/2014 05:37:58 »

Quote from: Aemilius on 15/01/2014 06:29:58

Did you hear the one about the Dendrite? It had an Axon to grind!

Q. What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?

A. "Let's connect!"

Donnah · « **Reply #3538 on:** 16/01/2014 08:30:54 »

Good luck celling that line!

demografx · « **Reply #3539 on:** 17/01/2014 04:12:24 »

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