Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

demografx · « **Reply #3540 on:** 17/01/2014 04:22:38 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2014 16:12:19

Despite all the rain, walking through the woods, I noticed there's now drops around.

When I forecast snow in the middle of July, people think I am a bit of a flake.

demografx · « **Reply #3541 on:** 18/01/2014 03:10:04 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2014 16:12:19

As pera hydrageas go, these two are well suited.

As per annoy-ya takes over, these two eventually will come to believe that they are *not* well suited, but are both convinced deep down that each hydragea is diabolically plotting against the other!

demografx · « **Reply #3542 on:** 18/01/2014 04:52:58 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2014 16:24:27

Working in Paris last week at the Musée national de la Marine, I am rué to report that my best pun effort was (looking toward the Eiffel Tower), If that was made of sponge & jelly would it be called the triffel tower?

A jelly truck and a biscuit truck collided yesterday - police are a trifle concerned.

demografx · « **Reply #3543 on:** 18/01/2014 04:55:57 »

Quote from: Donnah on 16/01/2014 08:30:54

Good luck celling that line!

I was fired from my job selling amplifiers.

I didn't achieve the sufficient volume of sales.

Donnah · « **Reply #3544 on:** 19/01/2014 19:55:01 »

Quote from: demografx on 18/01/2014 04:52:58

Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2014 16:24:27

Working in Paris last week at the Musée national de la Marine, I am rué to report that my best pun effort was (looking toward the Eiffel Tower), If that was made of sponge & jelly would it be called the triffel tower?

A jelly truck and a biscuit truck collided yesterday - police are a trifle concerned.

Which truck creamed the other?

bizerl · « **Reply #3545 on:** 19/01/2014 21:19:43 »

Quote from: demografx on 18/01/2014 04:52:58

Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2014 16:24:27

Working in Paris last week at the Musée national de la Marine, I am rué to report that my best pun effort was (looking toward the Eiffel Tower), If that was made of sponge & jelly would it be called the triffel tower?

A jelly truck and a biscuit truck collided yesterday - police are a trifle concerned.

I heard it was a bomb, alas. Ka BOOM!

bizerl · « **Reply #3546 on:** 19/01/2014 21:21:11 »

Did it happen near puddington?

demografx · « **Reply #3547 on:** 19/01/2014 22:58:54 »

Quote from: Donnah on 19/01/2014 19:55:01

Quote from: demografx on 18/01/2014 04:52:58
Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2014 16:24:27

Working in Paris last week at the Musée national de la Marine, I am rué to report that my best pun effort was (looking toward the Eiffel Tower), If that was made of sponge & jelly would it be called the triffel tower?

A jelly truck and a biscuit truck collided yesterday - police are a trifle concerned.
Which truck creamed the other?

Donnah · « **Reply #3548 on:** 19/01/2014 23:04:15 »

Quote from: bizerl on 19/01/2014 21:21:11

Did it happen near puddington?

Is that in the des(s)ert?

demografx · « **Reply #3549 on:** 20/01/2014 13:53:13 »

Sweet thought(s), Donnah! [

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demografx · « **Reply #3550 on:** 21/01/2014 06:28:55 »

Quote from: bizerl on 19/01/2014 21:19:43

Quote from: demografx on 18/01/2014 04:52:58
Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2014 16:24:27

Working in Paris last week at the Musée national de la Marine, I am rué to report that my best pun effort was (looking toward the Eiffel Tower), If that was made of sponge & jelly would it be called the triffel tower?

A jelly truck and a biscuit truck collided yesterday - police are a trifle concerned.

I heard it was a bomb, alas. Ka BOOM!