[RD (OP)]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2478572/Saved-cell-phone-Store-clerk-unhurt-robber-shot-abdomen-smartphone-took-bullet.html

Maybe there should be a new rating system for smartphones indicating what calibre of bullet it can withstand. []

[CliffordK]

Unfortunately dialing 911 Emergency may have been thwarted by the malfunctioning phone.

[RD (OP)]

The manufacturer's warranty has certainly been voided []

[CliffordK]

The manufacturer's warranty has certainly been voided []

Yes,
He should have bought the "SELF-HEALING" that is linked to within that article.  Then would it be "covered"?

[bizerl]

I wonder if he'd been viewing a bible app at the time?  []

[demografx]

That theory is full of holes.

[Don_1]

That theory is full of holes.

Might have guessed this story would trigger a pun or two, especially with members of Demo's calibre.