Naked Science Forum
On the Lighter Side => New Theories => Topic started by: Pseudoscience-is-malarkey on 05/04/2024 21:36:53
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Are the two massive earthquakes these past two days caused by God's love of humanity? Because the earthquakes and the upcoming solar eclipse are taking place within a five day period, one guy in my city is so convinced it's a sign of the apocalypse that he stripped naked in public and lit his penis on fire as an act of penance so Jesus will rapture him.
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They are a sign of the infinite love of the divine Creator of congenital syphilis, who sent his onlybegotten son to be tortured to death for the unpardonable sin of naming his father.
If all Believers in whatever deity they use to excuse their perversions were to set themselves on fire, the world would be a happier place.
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Not at all, it's an example of God' wrath!! He is going to smite all of us !!
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Then why doesn't he get on with it instead of just killing a few here and here from time to time?
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Because all the fun would then be over and divine boredom would set in.
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These earthquakes are a natural process. They are certainly not a sign of any apocalypse. God the Father is a kind, friendly and good person. And when explaining all phenomena, a theological and natural explanation should be used. Taking into account both ingredients, the Divine and the natural ingredient. Generally, beneficial processes dominate, which is due to God the Father.
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Who created the quaking earth and all natural things, including syphilis?
Deuteronomy 32:35
Vengeance is Mine; I will repay. In due time their foot will slip; for their day of disaster is near, and their doom is coming quickly.
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We can always rely on Alan to quote scripture, hmm, makes me wonder!
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Religion is the greatest enemy of humanity. Know your enemy.