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I don't know if any of you remember the T.v show God's gift´ hope some of you do.I was for some bazaar reason reminded of it today, I think many men used to watch this show, trying to better understand women, but I don't think it helped. I remember very well the guy who won because he could juggle bananas- never quite understood that! Does anyone remember this show?
CEO HEAVEN!!!!!!!OK, So you go through a turn style, and this robot thats very badly maintained says(in a robot voice) "please place 20,000 credits in the slot! Thats 20,000 each!"And the people payRobot: "OK welcome to Heaven, you can collect your tour guide pamphlet from the box over there, the pamphlet must be returned at the end of your tour, they cost 20 credits should you not be able to return them as received, but then the robot that checks the pamphlets condition hasn't been working very well lately, so you might be alright, but don't take my word for it, I'm made to rob you of every credit I can, Oh I didn't just say that, if the manager-bot heard me say that, I really be for it.... Enjoy your visit!And then you walk down a conveyor belt that stopped working years ago and walk past glassed in areas and a speaker that isn't working properly either says things like "this is where the angels used to play games"
One in five people are Chinese im told.But i dont believe itand neither do my five friends, Alice, Joe, Charles, Beatrice and Wang.
Quote from: jolly on 22/07/2007 17:34:26 CEO HEAVEN!!!!!!!OK, So you go through a turn style, and this robot thats very badly maintained says(in a robot voice) "please place 20,000 credits in the slot! Thats 20,000 each!"And the people payRobot: "OK welcome to Heaven, you can collect your tour guide pamphlet from the box over there, the pamphlet must be returned at the end of your tour, they cost 20 credits should you not be able to return them as received, but then the robot that checks the pamphlets condition hasn't been working very well lately, so you might be alright, but don't take my word for it, I'm made to rob you of every credit I can, Oh I didn't just say that, if the manager-bot heard me say that, I really be for it.... Enjoy your visit!And then you walk down a conveyor belt that stopped working years ago and walk past glassed in areas and a speaker that isn't working properly either says things like "this is where the angels used to play games" CEO HELLIs basically the same as heaven except the Devil walks about outside protesting with a banner that reads ´I only let him in to sort the books out´Oh and the speakers says things like "This is where the demons use to torture people with fire"
HEAVEN!!!!!!!So I had this idea that when you die, you follow the light and then end up walking through fog and mist and eventually it clears and there you are outside the door to heaven. Right, and outside are load of people sitting around staring at the floor. It's really quite, so you knock at the door, then suddenly it opens and loads of laughter pours out from inside, and some angel sticks their head out still giggling and says "yes?"Dead person: "Yeah, hi, can I come in?"Someone else inside also laughing says "Who is it?"And the angel replies while laughting: "It's some guy he wants to come in" The angel in the background says: "Well has he been a good boy?"And laughting the angel says "I'll ask him..(laughting)..He wants to know if you have been a good boy?" carrys on laughting...some guy: "well yeah, thats why I'm here surely?"In the background again the voice says: "Ask him how many fundamentalists it takes to change a light bulb!"And the angel tries to tell the joke but cant stop laughting....but the guy heard the angel ask and says: "I don't know, how many?And the angel still laughting says: "just one" and then colapses laughting And the guy laughs too.And they let him in and as he´s walking through the door he asks "who are all that lot sitting outside morosely?"The angel replies: "Oh, there fundamentalists, they don't get anything!" Some guy: "So what they just sit there forever?" Angel: "Oh no, as soon as they get a sense of humour we let them in.Some guy: "well why don't you just let them in now?"Angel: "No way we tried that, frank let one in a few years back took us months to recover, he started alphabetising the socks and all sorts"Some guy: "how do you alphabetise socks?"Angel: "well exactly, he had to write names in them all first, but don't even get me started, I mean look at him over there 30 years he´s been sitting there, never even managed a smile! Justin often comes out and does some party tricks for them but they all just stare at him!"