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Title: Have you ever given a german a damn good licking?
Post by: cat_with_no_eyes on 01/12/2010 19:01:09

And yes thats the question

Title: Have you ever given a german a damn good licking?
Post by: peppercorn on 01/12/2010 19:15:46

Have you been watching a war film?

Ie. RAF type: "Ready to give Fritz a damn good licking, chaps?" [;D]

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Post by: Don_1 on 02/12/2010 09:16:14

Quote from: peppercorn on 01/12/2010 19:15:46

Have you been watching a war film?

Ie. RAF type: "Ready to give Fritz a damn good licking, chaps?" [;D]

Or perhaps some Deutsche porn web site. Forget I said that.

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Post by: Bored chemist on 02/12/2010 16:48:55

No, but I have given a German a capital "G".

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Post by: maffsolo on 02/12/2010 17:26:36

Has any husband ever beat their wife or gave her a good licking? Could these wives be German? Big Gardening tool, a little hoe
Never understood this contest of good taste, I never beat her, I always came in last on demand.

Quote from: peppercorn on 01/12/2010 19:15:46

Have you been watching a war film?

Ie. RAF type: "Ready to give Fritz a damn good licking, chaps?" [;D]

 
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Post by: Geezer on 02/12/2010 22:58:05

We had a German Shepherd called Heidi. She used to give me a good licking.

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Post by: Don_1 on 03/12/2010 09:56:50

Quote from: Geezer on 02/12/2010 22:58:05

We had a German Shepherd called Heidi. She used to give me a good licking.

You should have got a dog!

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Post by: Bored chemist on 03/12/2010 17:23:30

Quote from: Geezer on 02/12/2010 22:58:05

We had a German Shepherd called Heidi. She used to give me a good licking.

I knew a German girl named Heidi. She didn't.

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Post by: Don_1 on 03/12/2010 17:58:39

Quote from: Bored chemist on 03/12/2010 17:23:30

I knew a German girl named Heidi. She didn't.

I met that girl once. As I recall, she lived on top of a mountain.

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fdoh%2F2.gif&hash=fef6931e562a6dc5fd0fd29a97202c70)  (You can see this one coming from a mile off, can't you.)

Her name was (all together now) Heidi High

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fhitting%2F7.gif&hash=e6353eb01da74af44d5cde972ec84d5a) OK, I'm sorry!

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Post by: peppercorn on 03/12/2010 18:13:02

Quote from: Don_1 on 03/12/2010 17:58:39

I met that girl once. As I recall, she lived on top of a mountain.

Was this her?
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F51N968YH70L._SL500_AA300_.jpg&hash=5e0287c9e68e1d69b8dc95d16717c1d2)

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Post by: Geezer on 04/12/2010 02:36:13

Quote from: peppercorn on 03/12/2010 18:13:02

Quote from: Don_1 on 03/12/2010 17:58:39

I met that girl once. As I recall, she lived on top of a mountain.

Was this her?
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F51N968YH70L._SL500_AA300_.jpg&hash=5e0287c9e68e1d69b8dc95d16717c1d2)

She doesn't look Alsatian.

Title: Have you ever given a german a damn good licking?
Post by: Don_1 on 04/12/2010 03:34:52

Not in that picture maybe, but look at the old dog she turned into:
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.grimmemennesker.dk%2Fdata%2Fmedia%2F2%2F2_2.jpg&hash=a89ccfb6e7fa8d23d8cb52d2e54b52a0)

Mind you, I wouldn't say that to her face.

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Post by: Geezer on 04/12/2010 03:42:55

I don't remember her name, but her face sure rings a bell.

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Post by: Don_1 on 04/12/2010 04:01:57

Esméralda, the bells, the bells!

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Post by: Geezer on 04/12/2010 04:13:58

she's also a dead ringer for her sister.

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Post by: Don_1 on 04/12/2010 04:25:59

And if you saw her in a dark alley, you'd run like the clappers!

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Post by: demografx on 04/12/2010 05:18:20

Personally, I wouldn't run and applaud.

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Post by: Don_1 on 04/12/2010 11:26:12

She just doesn't apeel to me.

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Post by: JnA on 04/12/2010 12:37:27

I don't understand the question...

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Post by: Don_1 on 04/12/2010 12:58:23

Quote from: Geezer on 04/12/2010 02:36:13

She doesn't look Alsatian.

There must be an awful lot of German Shepherds between London & Gillingham. The other day I caught a train home from Charing Cross and an announcement came over the tannoy, "The train at platform 4 is for Gillingham via Greenwich, calling at Waterloo, London Bridge and all stations to Gillingham.

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Post by: Don_1 on 04/12/2010 13:01:55

Quote from: JnA on 04/12/2010 12:37:27

I don't understand the question...

No, to be perfectly honest, neither do I.

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Post by: peppercorn on 04/12/2010 14:35:21

Quote from: Don_1 on 04/12/2010 13:01:55

Quote from: JnA on 04/12/2010 12:37:27

I don't understand the question...

No, to be perfectly honest, neither do I.

I get the impression CatWNEs likes to set 'em up & leave 'em to evolve [;D] ...    [???]

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Post by: demografx on 04/12/2010 18:50:53

Quote from: Don_1 on 04/12/2010 13:01:55

Quote from: JnA on 04/12/2010 12:37:27

I don't understand the question...

No, to be perfectly honest, neither do I.

I think people prefer to give answers first, then look later for a good question that fits!

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Post by: Geezer on 04/12/2010 22:56:16

BTW, I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that anything you might read about me and Alsatians on WikiLeaks is entirely untrue.

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Post by: Don_1 on 04/12/2010 23:10:26

I too would like to point out that anything you read about me and the Onion family on WikiLeeks is untrue.

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Post by: demografx on 04/12/2010 23:55:01

Quote from: Don_1 on 04/12/2010 23:10:26

I too would like to point out that anything you read about me and the Onion family on WikiLeeks is untrue.

That family always makes me cry.

Title: Have you ever given a german a damn good licking?
Post by: Don_1 on 05/12/2010 00:38:29

Yes, there'sh a lot of tears when they're around.

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Post by: borderhorizon on 30/12/2010 04:28:07

germans suck , because they think marijuana is a real real bad thing, sort of like demonic, just like the middle ages

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Post by: Airthumbs on 01/02/2011 00:04:34

I certainly, absolutely, definitely, positively have given, a German a dam good lickin!

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Post by: Geezer on 01/02/2011 02:04:18

Well, they do take a licking and keep on ticking, don't they.

(Or maybe was that Timex???)

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Post by: demografx on 02/02/2011 03:00:56

Have we Timexed out?