[Pseudoscience-is-malarkey (OP)]

Also, if you're feeling generous, replace Dickens with Shakespeare in this question.

[Zer0]

Not fond of Either.

Ya, i know, it sounds odd,
But Coffee ain't my cup of Tea!

[alancalverd]

Did Shakespeare write any novels?

[Zer0]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivia_Shakespear

[Pseudoscience-is-malarkey (OP)]

Shakespe

Did Shakespeare write any novels?

He wrote a GREAT novel called The Dictionary. The protagonist is Inspector Tom Dictionary who solves a series of murders. Spoiler: The Zebra did it.

[alancalverd]

Standard Shakespeare plot line. If it begins with a wedding, it will end with a funeral, and vice versa. There will be someone in disguise (comic travesty) or a ghost (tragic history). Some miserable editor will cut out all the good bits and the puns will baffle a modern audience.