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Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/03/2009 08:07:48
My Spam emails have changed subject. A while ago it was all Viagra and other stuff to enhance sexual performance & make me a "big boy". Then it was loans. Now it has changed to Russian brides. I haven't visited any sites concerned with any of that stuff so they haven't got my email address that way.

I find it rather amusing that I get bombarded with the same type of spam for a while and then it all changes.

It got me wondering what other people get. What does your spam mostly consist of?
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: JnA on 26/03/2009 08:22:31
There is a great cartooning site called spamusement... http://spamusement.com/forums/

make good use of your spam... man.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: Karen W. on 26/03/2009 08:34:01
Medications, prescriptions, advance funeral planning, singles, insurance crap etc...
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/03/2009 08:41:15
JnA - that site looks like fun. I'll check it out properly later.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: Don_1 on 26/03/2009 14:33:45
I am no longer in favour with the Russian brides, maybe because I didn't pick one.

Now I have loans, debt advice and no win - no fee accident claims.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: neilep on 26/03/2009 14:41:14
My Spam emails have changed subject. A while ago it was all Viagra and other stuff to enhance sexual performance & make me a "big boy". Then it was loans. Now it has changed to Russian brides. I haven't visited any sites concerned with any of that stuff so they haven't got my email address that way.

I find it rather amusing that I get bombarded with the same type of spam for a while and then it all changes.

It got me wondering what other people get. What does your spam mostly consist of?

Sorry Dr Beave...this is my fault as I use your email in all the Russian Bride sites I subscribe too. I did open the window one night and shouted out (very loud) if it was Ok...as I got no answer I assumed it was !

Thanks Dr Beave.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/03/2009 15:05:40
*growls at Sheepie
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: JimBob on 26/03/2009 16:49:11
My spam has also changed - It is now "As Seen On Opra," "Speed Up Your Computer," "Refinance Your Mortgage," and a select bit of rubbish entitled "[SPAM] RE: tired" from an old coot near Oxford.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/03/2009 18:17:54
My spam has also chenged - It is now "As Seen On Opra," "Speed Up Your Computer," "Refinance Your Mortgage," and a select bit of rubbish entitled "[SPAM] RE: tired" from an old coot near Oxford.


Have at you, Sirrah!
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: JimBob on 26/03/2009 19:15:04
With what, your umbrella?
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/03/2009 21:32:53
No. My rolled-up copy of The Financial Times.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: JimBob on 27/03/2009 00:36:50
No. My rolled-up copy of The Financial Times.

My Lord, that is a brutal assault!
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: techmind on 27/03/2009 01:21:45
I set up a spam rule which sends anything endorsed by Oprah straight into /dev/null   It's very effective you know!

It seems every bank on the planet wants me to fill out a "Confirmation Form" at the moment. But it's mostly "Alliance and Leicester" this month - the latest ruse is that the form is time limited and they'll keep sending me emails until I fill one in. Yeah right!  [:(!]

Acai Berry is the diet-product of the week too.
And there's been loads of stuff from "menshealth.com"
Fake Rolex's are always hot. It's been BaselWorld for months now.

A sample from this afternoon:


From Greig-deblater@SPECTRUM.NL Thu Mar 26 16:36:04 2009
 Subject:  Grow thicker and faster than ever before
  Folder: /dev/null                        8517
From wjtully@nrgyazilim.com Thu Mar 26 17:08:58 2009
 Subject: Circumcision Guards Against STDs     
  Folder: /var/spool/mail/whatever                  1596
From firstclasslt@mysafetycenter.com Thu Mar 26 17:13:12 2009
 Subject: China tells U.S. to drop "Cold War" mindset on military   
  Folder: spaminvaliduser                     1614
From illuminated4@photovideoamateur.com Thu Mar 26 17:17:26 2009
 Subject: Gorgeous women know their price so they don't sleep with not-endowed
  Folder: /dev/null                        1933
From anticlimaxz9226@ert.com Thu Mar 26 17:18:22 2009
 Subject: Our new security measures (message ref: 4285694200)
  Folder: /var/spool/mail/whatever                  7055
From housesitdd@excite.com Thu Mar 26 17:35:51 2009
 Subject: RE: UK Pharmacy Discount ID 85230
  Folder: /dev/null                        3744
From zacharydel@asheville.com Thu Mar 26 18:03:06 2009
 Subject: Terrance
  Folder: /dev/null                         896
From houseshare@whatever.org Thu Mar 26 18:34:22 2009
 Subject: Message number #63077
  Folder: /dev/null                       10599
From ksyrmh@whatever.org Thu Mar 26 18:34:22 2009
 Subject: Design Your Own Member Card
  Folder: /dev/null                       10583
From helloitmenice@whatever.org Thu Mar 26 18:34:22 2009
 Subject: us ubscribe #89632
  Folder: /dev/null                       10600
From webmaster@whatever.org Thu Mar 26 18:34:27 2009
 Subject: Welcome to club: More Starpoints Mean More Dreams Fulfilled
  Folder: /var/spool/mail/whatever                 10638
From dhpez@whatever.org Thu Mar 26 18:34:34 2009
 Subject: Re: discount answer 5
  Folder: /dev/null                       10562
From andrew@whatever.org Thu Mar 26 18:34:41 2009
 Subject: Design Your Own Member Card
  Folder: /var/spool/mail/whatever                 10583
From andrewn@whatever.org Thu Mar 26 18:34:42 2009
 Subject: us ubscribe #63874
  Folder: /dev/null                       10580
From andrew@whatever.org Thu Mar 26 18:34:48 2009
 Subject: A World of Rewards Awaits
  Folder: /dev/null                       10615
From catchthismail@whatever.org Thu Mar 26 18:34:49 2009
 Subject: A World of Rewards Awaits
  Folder: /dev/null                       10613
From andrew@whatever.org Thu Mar 26 18:34:54 2009
 Subject: Welcome to club: More Starpoints Mean More Dreams Fulfilled
  Folder: spamglacc                       10648
From ilibanas_1991@Sunway.com.my Thu Mar 26 18:37:23 2009
 Subject:  Purchase today, longer schlong tomorrow
  Folder: /dev/null                        8613
From metoywyty@biptelecom.ru Thu Mar 26 18:51:07 2009
 Subject: =?koi8-r?B?8sXLzMHNzs/FIMnO1MXSzsXULcHHxc7U09TXzw==?=
  Folder: spamkoi8r                        3000
From crotchetyy80@shadowarms.com Thu Mar 26 18:53:39 2009
 Subject: Your ride in bed will last much longer than a ride in Disney.
  Folder: /dev/null                        1884
From nata_schunardern@turkevi.nl Thu Mar 26 18:54:20 2009
 Subject: The simple solution to weight loss, Acai Berry
  Folder: spamglacc                        4456
From RustAdEgas@allamericanhearing.com Thu Mar 26 18:57:30 2009
 Subject: Pimp Your Health With High Quality Products
  Folder: spammail                        8859
From Lashley-bonjovi@aacrecords.com Thu Mar 26 19:10:26 2009
 Subject:  Your lady deserves the very best
  Folder: /dev/null                        8510
From calcaneal@psg-1net.com Thu Mar 26 19:12:54 2009
 Subject: Nothing can seduce women faster tthan a...
  Folder: /dev/null                        2108
From j.candace_bh@cpdns.net Thu Mar 26 19:35:52 2009
 Subject: GenericViagra/Levitre/Cialix as low as $1.50, Save Your Money With Ou
  Folder: /dev/null                        2352
From iphpoati@akfa.khv.ru Thu Mar 26 19:50:45 2009
 Subject: =?koi8-r?B?5M/T1NXQzsHRINLFy8xhzcE=?=
  Folder: spamkoi8r                        1608
From kefxconnectdiz@xconnect.ch Thu Mar 26 19:59:20 2009
 Subject: Purchase medications with CanadianPharmacy and enjoy our low prices.
  Folder: /dev/null                        2476
From edralniet@capecod.com Thu Mar 26 20:13:03 2009
 Subject: look better
  Folder: /dev/null                        1162
From rimaddox@snail-mail.net Thu Mar 26 20:13:06 2009
 Subject: look better
  Folder: /dev/null                        1137
From masuzi_2007@BJG.com Thu Mar 26 20:30:38 2009
 Subject:  The best organic solution for your size problems
  Folder: /dev/null                        8482
From mettazz@cpships.com Thu Mar 26 20:35:57 2009
 Subject: Viagrv30 pills $99, Cialiv30 pills $114, WE SHIP TO ALL U.S STATES +
  Folder: /dev/null                        3535
From trovato@azet.sk Thu Mar 26 21:00:46 2009
 Subject: attractive
  Folder: /dev/null                        1063
From uwestinghouse@desertstormers.com Thu Mar 26 21:11:42 2009
 Subject: Causing an Erection
  Folder: /dev/null                        1872
From giaji@atomlink.ru Thu Mar 26 21:23:55 2009
 Subject: Breitling avenger at blowout prices
  Folder: /dev/null                        1544
From Olga.Babyreva@nalogirf.ru Thu Mar 26 21:39:57 2009
 Subject: =?windows-1251?B?UmU6IOTr/yDq4OTw7uLo6uA=?=
  Folder: spamWindows1251                    19877
From andrew.ld@mcneary.com Thu Mar 26 21:46:23 2009
 Subject: RE: UK Pharmacy Discount ID 15050006
  Folder: /dev/null                        3762
From andrew.layzell@allianzcornhill.co.uk Thu Mar 26 21:46:24 2009
 Subject: RE: UK Pharmacy Discount ID 15050006
  Folder: /dev/null                        3792
From ahmed-unpitsu@E-MCS.NET Thu Mar 26 21:47:01 2009
 Subject:  Never have issues satisfying your lady
  Folder: /dev/null                        8514
From andrew@technobrainkenya.info Thu Mar 26 21:47:07 2009
 Subject: RE: UK Pharmacy Discount ID 601550956
  Folder: /dev/null                        3758
From bvx@boatmates.com Thu Mar 26 21:47:21 2009
 Subject: Re:
  Folder: /dev/null                       64791
From scdaaqix@bombiadesign.com Thu Mar 26 21:52:44 2009
 Subject: The new potential of medicine for your health
  Folder: /dev/null                       20607
From seongsoo.roderick@webnewspro.com Thu Mar 26 22:08:23 2009
 Subject: Absolutely easy to look great , Get your acai today
  Folder: /dev/null                        4494
From lacquers7@crown-base-moulding.com Thu Mar 26 22:09:21 2009
 Subject: Feel the extreeme power of young years on your side.
  Folder: /dev/null                       19021
From gyrostatic@acucote.com Thu Mar 26 22:54:07 2009
 Subject: Nothing can seduce women fasteer than a...
  Folder: /dev/null                        2082
From Rimas-eladagam@Web-Access.Net Thu Mar 26 22:58:50 2009
 Subject:  Don't let your organ let you down
  Folder: spammonster                        8564
From yelhse@Flexeffect.com Thu Mar 26 23:03:37 2009
 Subject:  Healthy methods to boost your drive
  Folder: /var/spool/mail/whatever                  8453
From lekdyhayld@cs.spb.su Thu Mar 26 23:17:52 2009
 Subject: =?koi8-r?B?1SDOxcUg19nUxcvBxdQg09DF0s3BIMnaINDP0MvJIA==?=
  Folder: spamkoi8r                        1041
From brunchingtqo@enthusia-game.com Thu Mar 26 23:23:37 2009
 Subject: Branded watches at less than half price
  Folder: /dev/null


Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 27/03/2009 11:26:54
Fek me, you get enough!  [:0]
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: rosalind dna on 27/03/2009 13:50:16
Since I changed my ISP email address last August from BT, I have
not received many spam emails if any at all.

But with BT I used to get more spam emails than the genuine email
addresses that might have been about 20+ spam per day.

This morning no spam phew
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DrN on 27/03/2009 15:06:26
I changed my yahoo email account a while back because I was getting around 100 spam messages a day. Don't get so many now, maybe just a couple a day. Just waiting for them to catch up with me!   [>:(]
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: rosalind dna on 27/03/2009 15:20:35
I changed my yahoo email account a while back because I was getting around 100 spam messages a day. Don't get so many now, maybe just a couple a day. Just waiting for them to catch up with me!   [>:(]
fishytails don't worry too much perhaps your new ISP email company
have an "inbuilt" junk filter.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: Chemistry4me on 28/03/2009 00:46:42
Spam sounds like some sort of porridge.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: Variola on 28/03/2009 00:54:25
Quote
Spam sounds like some sort of porridge.

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.halhayes.com%2Fblog%2Fcontent%2Fbinary%2Fspam.jpg&hash=c1d8581bbe6c022ee428a6696dfaa48b)

Nope...its much nicer with pickle and crusty bread.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: Chemistry4me on 28/03/2009 00:55:21
WoW! That's Spam-tastic!
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: JnA on 28/03/2009 01:00:01
Spam (the luncheon 'meat') is in the top ten of grossest things I have eaten.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: Variola on 28/03/2009 01:01:11
Spam (the luncheon 'meat') is in the top ten of grossest things I have eaten.

You don't have McDonalds out there then?? lol :)
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 01:23:41
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fopcug.ca%2Fpublic%2Freviews%2FGraphics%2Fmonty_python_spam.jpg&hash=3d5cc1d2b3c4cc0a59c735ea4ec7084c)
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: Chemistry4me on 28/03/2009 01:25:17
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.zdnet.com%2Fsecurity%2Fimages%2Fhow-viagra-spam-works-large.png&hash=b86c9a8829b4e7978890449ecde992e4)
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 01:29:36
I see someone has been looking up Viagra on the net.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: Chemistry4me on 28/03/2009 01:31:19
No, just spam.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: Variola on 28/03/2009 01:31:51
I see someone has been looking up Viagra on the net.

Or has too many of the spam emails...

I get offers to increase my 'girth' or currently its if I want to meet 'hot horny women in my area'. Uhhhh no thanks....
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 01:33:34
I've had spam for "Hot horny women in your area". erm... wrong. I don't live in Brighton so they're not in my area.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: Variola on 28/03/2009 01:35:14
I've had spam for "Hot horny women in your area". erm... wrong. I don't live in Brighton so they're not in my area.

I was there just this afternoon.... spooky.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 01:38:12
So it was YOU sent me that spam! grrrrrr
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: Variola on 28/03/2009 01:45:06
So it was YOU sent me that spam! grrrrrr

LOL! I'm a poor student.. I have to make my money somehow!!
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: JnA on 28/03/2009 01:52:50
Spam (the luncheon 'meat') is in the top ten of grossest things I have eaten.

You don't have McDonalds out there then?? lol :)


I did say top ten  :)
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 02:50:30
Spam (the luncheon 'meat') is in the top ten of grossest things I have eaten.

You don't have McDonalds out there then?? lol :)


I did say top ten  :)

Are you saying there are only 9 items on the McDonald's menu?
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 02:51:50
So it was YOU sent me that spam! grrrrrr

LOL! I'm a poor student.. I have to make my money somehow!!

So we've heard (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fwink%2F2.gif&hash=dfc4e36668fe9d70a6b89b1326f9fab2)
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: JimBob on 28/03/2009 03:09:52
Humm, perhaps I need to visit England.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: JnA on 28/03/2009 06:40:16
Spam (the luncheon 'meat') is in the top ten of grossest things I have eaten.

You don't have McDonalds out there then?? lol :)


I did say top ten  :)

Are you saying there are only 9 items on the McDonald's menu?


well, just between you and me I think their 'hotcakes' rock... shhhhhhh
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 09:12:18
Humm, perhaps I need to visit England.

We shall fight them on the beaches...
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DrN on 28/03/2009 11:37:08
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fopcug.ca%2Fpublic%2Freviews%2FGraphics%2Fmonty_python_spam.jpg&hash=3d5cc1d2b3c4cc0a59c735ea4ec7084c)

At least I'm not the only one thinking of this! Anyone see Spamalot?

*sings* Spam spam spam spam, spam spam spam spam ...
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: Variola on 28/03/2009 12:15:42
Quote
We shall fight them on the beaches...

Brighton beach is a little chilly this time of year...  [;D]
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: Variola on 28/03/2009 12:16:32
Quote
At least I'm not the only one thinking of this! Anyone see Spamalot?

*sings* Spam spam spam spam, spam spam spam spam ...

LOL I think of it everytime i see the word "spam"..... I wonder if its on youtube...
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 12:37:39
Quote
We shall fight them on the beaches...

Brighton beach is a little chilly this time of year...  [;D]

I wouldn't call it a beach.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: Variola on 28/03/2009 12:47:21
Quote
We shall fight them on the beaches...

Brighton beach is a little chilly this time of year...  [;D]

I wouldn't call it a beach.

It's pebbley and makes your feet sore!! It's a proper Britishe beach!!

I don't go there though as too crowded, I'm only 5 mins fromt he beach where I am so I stick closer to home.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 12:50:37
"Stick" is very appropriate when applied to many British beaches.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: Variola on 28/03/2009 17:03:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE)

Spam spam spam spam......
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DrN on 28/03/2009 18:39:16
Don't really like Brighton for beaches. Too gravelly. Camber Sands, however, was fantastic. But I love the beaches that I grew up with on the Norfolk coast - Sheringham (NOT Cromer!), Sea Palling, Waxham, Holkham.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 20:09:38
Not many beaches here in Oxfordshire.  [:(]
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: Variola on 28/03/2009 20:17:11
Don't really like Brighton for beaches. Too gravelly. Camber Sands, however, was fantastic. But I love the beaches that I grew up with on the Norfolk coast - Sheringham (NOT Cromer!), Sea Palling, Waxham, Holkham.

I dont like Brighton for beaches....parking...price of drinks..... housing....shops...  but they do great donuts on the pier! And it does happen to be the home of my Uni, so I can't complain too much.

Ohh I love Norfolk, Sherringham beach I have been too and Happisburgh ( why do they call it Hayesborough?!) Cromer was a bit chilly though! I've not been there for years though.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 20:44:43
When I lived in Suffolk I used to go to Felixstowe quite often and laugh at the paddlers & those who had encamped too close to the water's edge when the big Stena Line catamaran ferry went past. About 25 minutes later a massive would wave speed towards the beach.  [;D]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/giant-waves-from-super-ferry-bring-terror-to-beaches-1245878.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/giant-waves-from-super-ferry-bring-terror-to-beaches-1245878.html)
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: JimBob on 28/03/2009 21:51:38
I sometimes do also revel in the misery of others (stupidity.)
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 21:59:10
I sometimes do also revel in the misery of others (stupidity.)

Schadenfreude.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: JimBob on 28/03/2009 22:41:22
I sometimes do also revel in the misery of others (stupidity.)

Schadenfreude.

You as well or you would not have posted the smiley face in obvious glee.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 22:51:08
I sometimes do also revel in the misery of others (stupidity.)

Schadenfreude.

You as well or you would not have posted the smiley face in obvious glee.

Moi?
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DrN on 28/03/2009 23:38:52

Ohh I love Norfolk, Sherringham beach I have been too and Happisburgh ( why do they call it Hayesborough?!) Cromer was a bit chilly though! I've not been there for years though.

Right answer! especially the bit about Cromer!

Glad to see you're in with the local lingo on the pronunciation of Happisburgh! Legend has it that another village actually called haysborough (don't know how they would have spelt it) disappeared into the sea, and the next village along of slightly similar name adopted the pronunciation. can't see it myself, but who knows.

Damn, typing is hard after 3 pints of carling and no dinner.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: Variola on 28/03/2009 23:52:23

Ohh I love Norfolk, Sherringham beach I have been too and Happisburgh ( why do they call it Hayesborough?!) Cromer was a bit chilly though! I've not been there for years though.

Right answer! especially the bit about Cromer!

Glad to see you're in with the local lingo on the pronunciation of Happisburgh! Legend has it that another village actually called haysborough (don't know how they would have spelt it) disappeared into the sea, and the next village along of slightly similar name adopted the pronunciation. can't see it myself, but who knows.

Damn, typing is hard after 3 pints of carling and no dinner.

I think its more likely than Atlantis!!!
Wroxham, pretty place seemingly owned by some chap called Roy..

Carling qualifies as dinner, its liquid like slimfast, but its called drunkfast instead.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 23:54:30
My doctor has told me not to drink alcohol as it buggers up my medication [:(]

I do, though, sneak the occasional glass of red wine.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: Variola on 28/03/2009 23:56:58
My doctor has told me not to drink alcohol as it buggers up my medication [:(]

I do, though, sneak the occasional glass of red wine.

Can you still drink with the straight jacket on then??

PS Where has Jimmy bonbon gone??
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DrN on 29/03/2009 00:02:01
Wahay, carling counts as diet food? barman! ...

Well, I was waylaid by my neighbour on the way to the chip shop, as I was giving in to a month long craving for chips, and ended up in the local on the carling instead. Which is better? chips or carling?
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 29/03/2009 00:04:45
Wahay, carling counts as diet food? barman! ...

Well, I was waylaid by my neighbour on the way to the chip shop, as I was giving in to a month long craving for chips, and ended up in the local on the carling instead. Which is better? chips or carling?

Carling first, chips on the way home.
Title: Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 29/03/2009 00:05:11
My doctor has told me not to drink alcohol as it buggers up my medication [:(]

I do, though, sneak the occasional glass of red wine.

Can you still drink with the straight jacket on then??


I've mastered the technique.
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Post by: Variola on 29/03/2009 00:06:11
Wahay, carling counts as diet food? barman! ...

Well, I was waylaid by my neighbour on the way to the chip shop, as I was giving in to a month long craving for chips, and ended up in the local on the carling instead. Which is better? chips or carling?

I can't get drunk on chips..no matter how many I eat!
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Post by: DrN on 29/03/2009 00:10:05
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Carling first, chips on the way home.

Chip shop was closed dammit
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Post by: DrN on 29/03/2009 00:14:47
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Wroxham, pretty place seemingly owned by some chap called Roy..

Yup. The biggest village store in the world. Although it's actually in Hoveton. Wroxham is the other side of the river. Going there tomorrow. Wroxham that is, not Roys specifically.
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Post by: JimBob on 29/03/2009 00:17:44
My doctor has told me not to drink alcohol as it buggers up my medication [:(]

I do, though, sneak the occasional glass of red wine.

Can you still drink with the straight jacket on then??

PS Where has Jimmy bonbon gone??

It is so good to be missed.

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fthankyou%2F1.gif&hash=469524d5ed11e5bfade50b2e1cd41d6b)

I went to the grocery store to get some thing I needed to fix the lamb brianni (or biryani, if you prefer) I am fixing for dinner. As a confirmed bachelor whose mother could not cook (she actually burned water, melting several aluminum pots and kettles) I learned to cook in defense. I like the relaxation, so ....
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Post by: Variola on 29/03/2009 00:24:16
Of course I miss you, I can't hit straight!!!  [:)]

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I went to the grocery store to get some thing I needed to fix the lamb brianni I am fixing for dinner. As a confirmed bachelor whoes mother could not cook (she actually burned water, melting several aluminum pots and kettles) I learned to cook in defense. I like the relaxation, so ....

You find cooking relaxing? I find dialling the local takeaway much more relaxing!!!

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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 29/03/2009 00:27:15
I like biryani <hint hint>
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Post by: Variola on 29/03/2009 00:31:15
I like biryani <hint hint>

I've got more of a chance as I said I missed him...
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Post by: JimBob on 29/03/2009 00:35:07
I like biryani <hint hint>

Then come on over for dinner. I have an extra bed should you eat too much.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 29/03/2009 00:39:50
I like biryani <hint hint>

*checks flight times
Then come on over for dinner. I have an extra bed should you eat too much.
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Post by: JimBob on 29/03/2009 00:42:46
I like biryani <hint hint>

*checks flight times
Then come on over for dinner. I have an extra bed should you eat too much.


Goody, goody, goody.

Oh, and FOG! Please post your comments outside the quotes.
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Post by: Karen W. on 29/03/2009 02:16:24
LOL LOL..
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 29/03/2009 02:38:23
I like biryani <hint hint>

*checks flight times
Then come on over for dinner. I have an extra bed should you eat too much.


Goody, goody, goody.

Oh, and FOG! Please post your comments outside the quotes.

Why? It keeps you on your toes looking for them. It's as stimulating as Dr Wotsit's Brain Training.
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Post by: Variola on 29/03/2009 02:39:49
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t's as stimulating as Dr Wotsit's Brain Training.

I prefer Dr Brain's wotsits training..  [;D]
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Post by: JimBob on 29/03/2009 03:43:05
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t's as stimulating as Dr Wotsit's Brain Training.

I prefer Dr Brain's wotsits training..  [;D]

Actually, the Beaver is worked by remote control by a little old lady in Stoke-on-Trent, a very vicious little old lady who was once an assassin for the Mossad.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 29/03/2009 10:07:49
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t's as stimulating as Dr Wotsit's Brain Training.

I prefer Dr Brain's wotsits training..  [;D]

Actually, the Beaver is worked by remote control by a little old lady in Stoke-on-Trent, a very vicious little old lady who was once an assassin for the Mossad.

She begat Slash.
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Post by: JimBob on 29/03/2009 19:24:38
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t's as stimulating as Dr Wotsit's Brain Training.

I prefer Dr Brain's wotsits training..  [;D]

Actually, the Beaver is worked by remote control by a little old lady in Stoke-on-Trent, a very vicious little old lady who was once an assassin for the Mossad.

She begat Slash.

OK, Arcane or obscure UK reference there. I can't respond with the proper outrage unless you write like a sensible human being, not a toothed creature that gets its jollies by using its incisors to slash trees or by inanely trying to reproduce a biblical-type language style. If the latter, it was done quite clumsily.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 29/03/2009 22:58:25
Slash, the ex lead guitarist of Guns n Roses, was born in Stoke-on-Trent. Is there no limit to your ignorance?
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Post by: JimBob on 29/03/2009 23:25:26
What is important to one man's trivia is not important to another. I don't spend my time mooning and cooing over rock band members - their music is enough for me, not their package.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 29/03/2009 23:31:07
What is important to one man's trivia is not important to another. I don't spend my time mooning and cooing over rock band members - their music is enough for me, not their package.

Are you suggesting I may be interested in Slash's package?
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Post by: Variola on 29/03/2009 23:43:04
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Are you suggesting I may be interested in Slash's package?

Makes a change from gingernuts I guess....
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Post by: JimBob on 29/03/2009 23:52:48
What is important to one man's trivia is not important to another. I don't spend my time mooning and cooing over rock band members - their music is enough for me, not their package.

Are you suggesting I may be interested in Slash's package?

A suggestion - not in the least, but in the most.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 29/03/2009 23:58:07
What is important to one man's trivia is not important to another. I don't spend my time mooning and cooing over rock band members - their music is enough for me, not their package.

Are you suggesting I may be interested in Slash's package?

A suggestion - not in the least, but in the most.

You silly old oily rag
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Post by: JimBob on 30/03/2009 00:04:52
I am not the one mooning over rock stars.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 30/03/2009 00:10:02
I have not uncovered my bottom!
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Post by: JimBob on 30/03/2009 00:17:02
Au contraire, rodent breath. How else would the obsession with rock band members occur? And none of the balderdash about being one yourself or knowing them in your youth or running into them at Cannes. Your about as socially acceptable as a skunk (or polecat) in polite company. Beavers are so odoriferous they make a trash dump seem inviting.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 30/03/2009 09:42:05
Eau de bober is an exclusive parfum!
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Post by: JimBob on 30/03/2009 20:07:29
As is Skunk Musk? Or "Outhouse, the scent of relaxation!"

????????????
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 30/03/2009 20:30:24
As is Skunk Musk? Or "Outhouse, the scent of relaxation!"

????????????

Now you're being crass.
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Post by: JimBob on 31/03/2009 02:40:26
I was trying to raise the level of this conversation!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 31/03/2009 07:44:27
I was trying to raise the level of this conversation!

And failed miserably.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 29/04/2009 06:31:10
You're a popular fellow this week. [:)]
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Post by: JimBob on 29/04/2009 11:43:44
He must need to loose tons of weight.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 29/04/2009 11:45:24
Your spelling is atrocious this morning JimBob! I could have FOGGED you at least five time in three posts!
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Post by: dentstudent on 29/04/2009 12:01:39
Your spelling is atrocious this morning JimBob! I could have FOGGED you at least five time in three posts!

That'd be "five times" then, hmmm?

FOG
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 29/04/2009 12:03:01
DOH!! Thanks for that, my eyes are a bit blurry today. [:(]
No excuses of course.
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Post by: JimBob on 29/04/2009 12:20:39
Your spelling is atrocious this morning JimBob! I could have FOGGED you at least five time in three posts!

HEY, Gimme a break, girly-man. I have only had 4 hours of sleep and am usually in nod-land right now. Besides, think of all the things I do for you! You're an ungrateful wretch, you are, Sheep men!?

How is you lying sheep by the by?