[Pseudoscience-is-malarkey (OP)]

Well not really, but my questions actually is: if you're a man and it burns like hell when taking a leak, is it safe to say that 99 out of 100 it's because the hurting person has the clap after having unprotected sex with a woman or man with loose morals?

[alancalverd]

Nothing to do with morals, a lot to do with genitourinary infection.

But I'm using the very latest and most up to date 19th century science, so you may be forgiven for thinking otherwise.