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Physiology & Medicine / Re: Can JUST a head survive ?

« on: Yesterday at 19:57:00 »

No obvious reason why not, but whilst an elementary textbook might show any organ merely devouring glucose  and oxygen (science), the details of the plumbing and chemistry are very complicated (engineering - or biology, if you prefer).

Old Irish story: Traveller arrives in Dublin and asks the way to Cork. Bloke says "If I was going to Cork, I wouldn't start from Dublin". So here's the sales engineer's response:

The simplest and cheapest way of keeping a head alive is to leave it attached to the original body, which can process common foods and ambient air into whatever the brain needs. Our standard product runs on fish, chips and mushy peas, washed down with beer. Runs for about 80 years with minimum maintenance, and if you get a complementary pair, they will make another one - complete with head - automatically.

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Question of the Week / Re: QotW - 22.05.23 - Where does the potential energy of a spring go in acid?

« on: 23/05/2022 18:32:18 »

My father was asked the same question in the 1940s - it's a real classic.

Fortunately James Joule answered it on his honeymoon when he measured the mechanical equivalent of heat, 4.2 joules per calorie. If you dissolve two identical springs, one compressed, and measure the heat of reaction, one will release a bit more energy. 

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Just Chat! / Re: a suitable pseudonym

« on: 21/05/2022 22:31:23 »

You can safely assume that many scientists are borderline Autistic

How safe is that assumption? I've never met a scientist who I would call remotely autisitic. Progress in science depends on absorbing ideas from others, communicating your own findings, engaging in discussion and review, and lots of teamwork. Don't confuse the ability to focus and analyse, and the possession of a healthy contempt for consensus and imprecision, with autism.

Apropos the question in hand, unless your  name is John Smith, I can see no reason to adopt a pseudonym. The handle your parents gave you should be enough to identify most people in a small forum.

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Chemistry / Re: How well understood is the Chemistry of the trans-uranic elements?

« on: 17/05/2022 17:17:16 »

Up to about element 98 they are sufficiently stable for "ordinary" laboratory chemistry, with plutonium (94) and americium (95) actually having industrial applications.

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Physics, Astronomy & Cosmology / Re: Is there a limit to how hot things can get?

« on: 16/05/2022 22:39:37 »

Not if the total power emitted by the fly doesn't change at all with its temperature.   Suppose it always emits  1 W of radiation regardless of the temperature of the fly.

Then you have discovered an insect that does not obey Stefan's Law, and may therefore be an alternative explanation to the Big Bang. The universe was created by a mathematical housefly!

The forum doesn't need to confuse people with complications.

That's half the fun!

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Just Chat! / Re: How to contact a scientist?

« on: 16/05/2022 13:50:41 »

Can you present yourself? Essential. There is no point in discovering, measuring or inventing something if you can't explain or sell it to others. Writing, lecturing and face-to-face communication is vital.
 
What subjects are you studying / did you study and why did you choose to work in this field? Physics, with a bit of chemistry, mathematics and biology. These are the fundamental tools and knowledge bases of all sciences.

What are your achievements and publications? Few publications, but I built a national primary measurement standard and designed about a thousand medical imaging facilities.

What are the biggest challenges that you faced during your scientific career? Consensus, and official inspectors with severe Kruger-Dunning syndrome. "Proof by assertion" is not science.

How and why did you become a scientist? Can you present your studies and motivations? Total fascination with how things work, from a very early age. Too short-sighted to become a test pilot, too bored by biochemistry to be a doctor.

Is money a real problem when conducting projects for instance experiments? The problem in the UK is "raising the first million". Small project funding isn't too difficult and banks will lend against the security of your house. Major investors (pension funds and the like)  want safe investments in  the tens of millions. The gap needs filling by venture capital but VCs are always chasing fast growth and a quick sale, not clinical trials and flight testing. American investors and German banks are better, which is why innovation flies abroad.
 
Do you have to deal with deadlines or are you ''free'' with your work? There are no open-ended funds but I can propose delivery dates. Sticking to them is good for the reputation.

What do you plan for the future / what are your new goals?  To see corrupt officials burn in Hell.

Eventually, would you advise students to become scientist? The closer you look, the more there is to see. If you have a hint of skepticism, an ounce of self-confidence, and a ton of curiosity this is the career for you. With any luck you may use science to improve the lives of others: civil engineers save more lives than anyone else on the planet, and doctors and nurses appreciate an occasional improvement in their equipment.

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Just Chat! / Re: A Short puzzle with dogs.

« on: 14/05/2022 00:14:55 »

Each dog starts running towards the dog immediately anti-clockwise to it.

Apologies for not addressing the problem mathematically, but the experimental scientist knows that whilst small children follow a pursuit curve, dogs are actually better hunters and tend to run in a straight line towards a predicted intercept. Eventually, some children learn the trick and turn into good cricketers or footballers. David Beckham's exceptional ability as a midfielder was being able to make long passes to an intercept so that wingers and strikers could run on to the ball at full speed in a straight line.

Late edit: it's also the art of a fighter controller!

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New Theories / Re: what is temperature?

« on: 13/05/2022 23:58:56 »

 Also "mesoscopic"?  Did you really mean middle-sized? 

somewhere between microscopic (where quantum effects add significant noise to your measurement) and astronomical (where simultaneity cannot be assumed). Usually refers to manageable things like bricks and cows. 

 

  Temperature is telling you about the average kinetic energy of a particle among a myriad of otherwise identical particles

They don't need to be identical. Porridge is inhomogeneous, but Goldilocks was able to measure its temperature. Temperature is the mean kinetic energy of all the particles in a sample.

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Technology / Re: Which electric motor is best for electric bikes and scooters?

« on: 13/05/2022 23:29:17 »

metal bashers in the Midlands

How very 1960s! The Blessed Saint Margaret Thatcher deemed that Britain should become a service economy because her husband was an accountant, not an engineer. Rolls Royce and Mini are now subsidiaries of BMW, Jaguar is Indian, and practically every other British car manufacturer mysteriously became bankrupt after attracting massive re-flotation investment and cleaning out the pension fund.

There are still a few factories in Birmingham making sewing needles and belt buckles, and Coventry airport is planned to be the next entrepreneurial disaster, to replace the runway with a speculative megafactory to make Japanese-designed batteries for foreign-manufactured cars. Metalbashing on any significant scale is  now done in China, not the Midlands, because it is all about profitability.

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Physics, Astronomy & Cosmology / Re: Is there a net heat exchange between water and ice at 0 degree C?

« on: 11/05/2022 00:16:26 »

However, it's best not to even try and consider "temperature" to be something that is sensibly defined at such small and local levels

...precisely because, like life, it is not a property of individual particles but of a very large ensemble of particles, i.e. a classical mesoscopic "body".

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Just Chat! / Re: Free lectures

« on: 09/05/2022 23:28:24 »

Update. Today I attended a free seminar run by the International Organisation for Medical Physics. 3 lecturers presenting the latest hot stuff on radiation epidemiology, for anyone who cared to log in. Over 1000 attendees in (not from) every corner of the world, thanks to Zoom, and the whole show is freely available as a recording for anyone who found the time difference uncomfortable. So if the top-level professional gen is universally accessible at no cost, why not undergraduate teaching?

Clearly there's a difference between presenting your pet research project for an hour once a year and teaching the basic science  three times a week, so someone will need to be paid, but it's definitely time to reduce the number of undergraduate brick institutions and consolidate around a few genuinely universal courses. I can't see many lecturers voluntarily giving up their stipends for the greater good, but there's an opportunity for some really aggressive marketing by an educational supermarket moderated by a small consortium of established universities, to make a substantial killing with a convenience product..

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New Theories / Re: what is temperature?

« on: 07/05/2022 16:51:41 »

As an example, an object absorbs 2 Joule of energy. 1 Joule is converted to potential energy, and 1 Joule is converted to kinetic energy.
Another object with same mass absorbs 2 Joule of energy. 0 Joule is converted to potential energy, and 2 Joules is converted to kinetic energy.
According to the definition above, the temperature of the object increases corresponding to the increase of kinetic energy. Hence the second object increases its temperature twice as much as the first object.

Correct.

An increase of internal potential energy would correspond to a partial or total change of state within the body.

I encountered this when measuring radiation dose with a calorimeter. Dose is defined as energy aborbed per unit mass, and the principal concern for radiation protection and radiotherapy is the measurement of dose to water. For practical simplicity most primary standard calorimeters use graphite as the absorber because it is mechanically stable and has about a tenth of the specific heat capacity of water so undergoes a larger temperature change (a lethal dose of ionising radiation raises your body temperature by about 0.001 degree - my task was to measure that to ± 10^-6K). One of my colleagues built a water calorimeter - rather less portable device but clearly worth directly measuring the quantity of interest rather than trying to derive it. Problem was that the water calorimeter generally measured about 3% less than the graphite calorimeter, though both were calibrated to  ± 0.01%. I thought the difference was due to "virgin" water forming metastable polymers when irradiated, because the defect gradually decreased with extended irradiation to high doses but later work has revealed all sorts of complex chemistry possible with just H and O atoms and plenty of energetic photons.

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Just Chat! / Re: Free lectures

« on: 01/05/2022 08:12:34 »

Worth looking at the Open University (UK) which has been delivering high quality distance learning for 50 years, including home science kits and televised lectures (pre-internet!) with a dedicated cadre of "local" tutors - including telephone tutorials for the remotest of students (pre-Zoom!). I was involved in a campaign to establish a medical course which was scotched by the problem of distributing corpses for home dissection, but a number of traditional universities have since experimented with "no dissection" undergraduate courses and the OU itself now offers nursing and health science degrees.

The social element of the OU became somewhat notorious with very intense summer schools in which "mature" students managed to cram a whole year's revision and debauchery into two memorable weeks. Definitely character-forming, and I think I learned some useful mathematics.

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General Science / Re: Is 2 really prime? If so, why isn't 1?

« on: 29/04/2022 23:03:03 »

All primes are odd
Except 2
Which is odd, because it's even.

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Technology / Re: Are electric cars responsible for natural gas demand?

« on: 25/04/2022 23:25:32 »

Renault issued press statements reaffirming their vehicles' compliance with all regulations and legislation for the markets in which they operate in 2015.

Note the careful wording. The entire "scandal" is a case of smart-arse legislators being caught by their own cleverness and complaining about it. If you prescribe a very specific acceptability test for a product with a wide range of possible performance, you have no right to complain if the product meets that specification but no other. Here's an old story that gets trotted out at purchaser specification meetings:

Man wants to make a new door frame. This usually consists of about  16 pieces of wood of specific thicknesses, cut to mitre angles. So our hero calculates what he wants and specifies each piece to  ± 0.05 mm and ± 0.05°. Hands specification sheet to a timber merchant who promises to have it ready in 24 hours. Next day he collects the bundle and is horrified to discover it is composed of bits of knotty pine, green ash, plywood, willow, and whatever else the good Lord chooses to call a tree, twisted, crossgrain, sawn, bodged..... Shop assistant produces a ruler, shows that each piece of crap is exactly the size and shape specified, and demands payment.

As he wonders how to complain, a woman walks in and presents a ticket. Assistant hands over a beautiful piece of polished seasoned oak, 8 x 24  x 1 inch, with radiused edges and a neat hole in each corner. Bloke says "what did she order?" Shop assistant says "a seat for her kids' swing".

The moral: tell the manufacturer what you want, not how clever you are.

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New Theories / Re: what is temperature?

« on: 03/04/2022 23:10:35 »

Is temperature a quantized value?

No.

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Just Chat! / Re: What is your main area of interest or expertise?

« on: 30/03/2022 18:12:22 »

Every scientist I've worked with called me an engineer, and every engineer called me a scientist. The business of medical physics involves me in matters of law and ethics, with a bit of biology so I can understand the problem that the medics want solved with a machine. 

The plane takes me to work and the job pays for the plane. What could be better? A double bass that fits inside an old Cessna, and a weightless bass amplifier!   

Final ambitions 
eradicate Kruger-Dunning syndrome from statutory inspectorates
teach journalists that force, energy, power and strength are not the same thing
teach everyone else that "quantum energy field" is a symptom of bullshit and Heisenberg's Ungenauigkeit is best
      translated as indeterminacy, not uncertainty
to die on stage at the Westport Jazz Festival, just after my solo on "All Blues".

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Physiology & Medicine / Re: Is sex better in the morning or evening?

« on: 26/03/2022 15:55:20 »

Points taken. I'm inclined to be liberal but this is a public warning to Pseudoscience: please stop behaving like a 13-year-old. 

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Physics, Astronomy & Cosmology / Re: How do you calaculate the capacitance of two unsually shaped plates?

« on: 20/03/2022 15:31:24 »

Looks like a perfect solution to me.

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Just Chat! / Re: Is Nuclear War imminent?

« on: 16/03/2022 16:58:32 »

It is rapidly becoming apparent that the nuclear "deterrent" only deters those who could best help an innocent third party to repel an invader, from doing so.