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Alas, poor Yoron!
May I be permitted to offer most humble greetings and felicitations unto you Sire from the Motherland.It is with great pleasure that we learn of your improvement and wish that it should continue apace.
I will be glad when you are finally better and stop moaning and talking such utter twaddle...... [](kissy kissy xxxx)
No twaddle indeed Sire.May I say that I'm pleased to hear that your imperial personage are recovering from the stings and arrows abundant mortality heaps upon us all. It seems you have upset a member of your, ah, I meant, sorry Sir, I seem to have mislaid my thoughts? A moment while I search for my mind..(Never, ever get a person of the fairer ahem mad at you. And if you do, blame it on Yorick)
Please, accept our hospitality and take your pick from the Royal concubines,
The physician has said there will be no lasting damage unto my person and placed upon me a poultice of eye of toad, wing of bat, Lark's vomit and the droppings of a goat fed on hardboiled egg and sprout vindaloo for three weeks.